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Welcome to Life of Onion "Attempting to chronicle the odd online life of the character Onision in a respectful manner." Unbiased source for Bananas, Smurfs, and drama lovers alike! We currently have 262 articles.

Featured Article Greg served in the US Air Force from 2005 to 2008. For years Greg claimed to have an honorable discharge, but in 2017 it was revealed he actually received a general discharge (Read more) Past Featured Article Gallery Featured Image Timeline of Greg's relationships as an adult as of February 2017. Triangles are marriages. Past Featured Image Gallery Featured Quote "Everyone who reads this, I want you to know, it's not that I am wicked, nor am I good... I'm just a villain with morals... that's all ~" - Onision, 2005 (Source) Past Featured Quote Gallery

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