Sam

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Onision & Sam in a sketch video

Sam was a fan of Greg and Kai's who lived in their home for a month in 2018.

**During the events in this article, Kai went by the nickname "Lainey" and did not yet identify as a trans man. The writing in this article will reflect Kai's current name and pronouns, but images, quotes, and videos will not.

Fan

Sam began tweeting at Greg in 2016. In late August of that year, he ran an art contest for his fans. Sam submitted a drawing she made of Greg and Kai. (Source) With over 500 likes, Sam won the art contest. (Source) Greg sent Sam a Macbook for winning the contest.

Sam continued supporting Greg and Kai through 2017. By 2018, Sam had 76 tweets mentioning Onision and 61 tweets mentioning Kai. (Source)

Visits

Greg says Sam initially visited to get away from her controlling mother. Her mother would hide behind her computer when she was on Skype or hide in the closet when she was on the phone. Greg says Sam came to him for advise about joining the air force to get away from her home life. He says Sam was practically crying when she talked to him about joining the air force. He says if you're crying before you even get to basic training, you're probably not made out for the air force. Instead, Greg asked her to come to his home to be his cameraperson. She would live there in exchange for working for him for free. Greg says while she was there she could build up her Twitch and work on drawing. ($ource)

According to Sam, she and Greg planned on streaming on Twitch together before she came to the house. She says he told her if their streams got big he would giver her a percentage, but that never happened. They also had an agreement that if Twitch never picked up, she would find a part time job there. She says when she got there, the subject of her finding a part time job never came up again. She also said before she moved in, she and Greg agreed they would not be in a relationship. (Source)

In January 2018, Greg flew Sam to his and Kai's home for the first time. He introduced Sam online as his cameraman. According to Greg, this was a trial period and it went great. ($ource) Greg decided Sam would come back to permanently move in.

According to Sam, Greg did not tell Kai she was moving in. Sam says she felt like shit after learning this. She says it added to Kai's discomfort about her being there. (Source)

When asked about Kai not knowing, Greg says he'll say things to Kai, but Kai won't actually register it. He says he told Kai while they were in the shower that he was going to bring over a permanent cameraman. When Greg later told Kai he already told him Sam was going to live with them, Kai said he didn't understand it that way. (Source)

Kai says he was never comfortable with the idea of Sam being there, but he wanted to be supportive of Greg. He says Greg was very excited about the videos they were making together. (Source)

On January 29, 2018 when asked about his relationship with Sam during a stream, Greg commented, "Just think of Sam as a person, and not anything else... people are weird when I'm around women, but life is far less weird IRL." (Source)

While Sam lived with Greg and Kai, Greg and Sam seemed to get along well. On the other hand, many viewers perceived there to be tension between Kai and Sam. When viewers would ask Kai about Sam during his YouNow streams, Kai would ignore them.

Work

Onision + Sam Video Outro

While she was there, Greg and Sam filmed a handful Onision / Patreon sketch videos together, including the videos "My Girlfriend Is Pregnant (Onision)" and "I PROPOSED TO HER!!!!". ($ource) Sam had animated an outro based on Greg's classic Onision outro, but it featured a cartoon of herself and her name squishing the word "Onision". (seen right)

According to Sam, Greg tried to have her and Kai kiss for a video. (Source) This would have been similar to in 2015 when Greg had Kai and his girlfriend Billie kiss for a video.

Sam created content for Greg using her skills as an artist. She drew thumbnail art for Greg. () She also created merch for Kai and Greg, but the design she made for Kai was never released. The merch she drew for Greg consisted of his characters Emo Charlie and Rod Danger kissing. (Source)

Sam also designed a tattoo for Kai. (Source) Kai vlogged getting the tattoo in his January 23rd "MY NEW TATTOO". ($ource) The tattoo was of two elephants.

Sam and Greg frequently streamed games together on twitch. When they first began streaming, they would sit in separate desks facing away from each other. (Source)

In February, Sam began streaming at night alone. It seems she was now streaming from her own bedroom in the house. (Source) She confirmed during one of her streams that she was now living with Kai and Greg. (Source)

During Sam's solo streams, she would answer questions from fans of Greg and Kai's as well as questions from trolls. Greg later said this made himself and Kai uncomfortable and they felt like they had the #1 asset for haters in their house. He thought she would have the common sense to be the National Enquirer of the household. An example he gave was when someone asked Sam what they ate for breakfast that morning. He says she told her viewers they ate Cheerios. (Source)

During one of her streams, Sam confessed she had thought about being in a three-way relationship with Greg and Kai. When asked if she liked them, she said yes, but neither of them have brought up the topic of her joining their relationship. (Source)

Kicked Out

Greg says he was sad when he told Kai Sam had to go because creatively, it was good to have someone there to help. ($ource)

He wants to clarify Kai didn't kick out Sam. Kai came to Greg and told him he was uncomfortable so Greg decided Sam had to go. (Source)

Post Visit

Sam Stream Wars

Leaks

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Hugging

According to Sam, Greg started hugging her while she was there. She says he told her she didn't need to ask permission to hug him. (Source) She says he would hug her in front of Kai. They were hugging for a month. (Source)

Greg justifies hugging Sam by saying he and his friend Tony hug all the time and they tell each other they love each other. He says it's not weird or romantic. Greg says Tony is gay. (Source)

Pregnancy Dream & Video

Greg says one day Sam told him she had a dream she was pregnant with his baby. He says he asked her if that made her happy and she said yes. He says as a hetero male who is designed to spread his seed, he didn't hate hearing it. ($ource) Sam estimates this happened the 5th or 6th day she was there.

According to Sam, Greg had no problem with her telling him about her dream at the time. She says they based the January 30th "My Girlfriend Is Pregnant" skit on her dream. ([ Source], $ource)

After their friendship ended, Greg began sharing this story online as an example of Sam's inappropriate behavior with him. (Source)

Accusations

Both Sam and Greg made accusations against one another after their friendship ended. They each accused the other of being inappropriate during their platonic friendship. Sam accused Greg of lying about her being a cameraman, she believed he brought her to the house to be poly. Greg accused Sam of being a hoe and a homewrecker. They would speak about each other on their own Twitch channels. The accusations started small, both implying they had worse information on the other that they were withholding. As time went on, they would each escalate their information and use the other's escalation as the reason why they were giving more information.

Greg claims Sam tried to kiss him. According to Greg, after the conversation about the pregnancy dream, Sam tried to kiss him. He says he turned away and made it into a hug. Greg says the front of her face hit the side of his head.

Greg says after sitting on it for two weeks, he realized it was an attempted kiss. He says if he went with that kiss it would have ruined his whole life. He says he's proud of himself because a lot of hetero men would throw their life away for a younger woman. ($ource)

Greg says after he accused Sam of trying to kiss him, she said, "that's a little twisted." Greg says that confirms she did try to kiss him because she didn't immediately deny it. (Source)

Sam claims she did not attempt to kiss him. She says because of their heights, her head would always hit the side of his when they hugged. (Source) She says she replied, "Things are twisted" in an email because she wanted to end the conversation because Greg had said Kai was reading their emails. "He was clearly twisting the truth for Lainey and there was no way he would go back on what he's already said to them." ([ Source])

Greg also accused Sam of sitting on his lap and wiggling. He says her genitals were on his and she was trying to stimulate him. (Source) According to Greg, one morning they were up early. They hugged good morning and she slid onto his lap. He says at first she said she didn't wiggle, then she said she was just adjusting herself. Greg says that makes it more weird because why would she be continuously adjusting herself on someone's lap? ($ource)

Sam accused Greg of telling her about his penis size. (Source) Sam also claims Greg would stare into her eyes for long periods of time to the point where she thought he was going to kiss her. She says Greg would pat her on the head. (Source)