Onisiondotme Blog 2012

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Onisiondotme is a wordpress blog Greg ran from 2012 to 2014. This is a text archive of his 2012 entries. (Source)

2013 Text Archive, 2014 Text Archive


Posted on August 29, 2012 -UhOhBro Videos

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Ran around pooping everyone out as a pink creature has never been so fun… actually this is the first game I’ve ever played where you can poop someone out but… um… it was… UGH WHATEVER 😛

After I played Noby Noby Boy I decided to dive into HOARD which is a game where you fly around and kill knights while stealing princesses and stuff… kinda fun, but Cyr particularly does not like it because of the fact you never really level up or anything, you’re always starting fresh so there isn’t really a major sense of accomplishment.

Regardless! Hope you liked both videos, will hopefully have sims for yall soon 🙂 Ha… yall.

Thank you for watching my Noby Noby Boy & Hoard gameplay video 🙂

Greg Flashing His Boobs

Posted on September 14, 2012 - Animated GIFS

I am ashamed… I am humiliated… and I am hot.

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Family Drama & Cutting

Posted on October 10, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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I look so nerdy in the new Speaks video 😛

Her boyfriend’s sister hates her, and someone wonders about hiding their cutting scars… Submit a question: http://onision.net/contact Thank you for watchin…

Ketchup Face

Posted on October 10, 2012 - Onision Channel

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The torture Cyr had to endure recording with me… LOL

The process of splattering someone’s face with ketchup isn’t necessarily as easy as it seems… with an 80% empty bottle 😛 Cyr: http://youtube.com/cyr1216 O…

Rape Recovery?

Posted on October 11, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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This is an incredibly difficult topic for me to discuss… I did my best ~ Thank you for watching, if you wish to have your question in a video, please use h…

A Snake

Posted on October 11, 2012

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Snaaaake 🙂 Took this picture a few weeks ago 🙂


Posted on October 12, 2012 - Onision Channel

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Whether you’re looking to learn the names of all the animals at most zoos, or just trying to get more familiar with the English language, this is the perfect…


Posted on October 13, 2012 - Poetry

Many aspire for happiness not realizing it isn’t a destination, but rather a choice. The key to freeing yourself of sorrow is in your hand.


Posted on October 13, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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Cheating Girlfriend-Abuser

Her sister has an abusive boyfriend, and refuses to get out of the relationship due to a low self-esteem… I wish she knew she was too good for him. Get in …


Posted on October 13, 2012 - Poetry

A good deed is not an exchange. Generosity is selfless sacrifice. Gifts with strings are no such thing, only curses under thin pretty paper.


Posted on October 13, 2012 - Poetry

Life is not a courthouse, words have no true law. Perceptions often wild & unrestricted, control, merely an ideal. Triggering the consequences of this reality requires no action, only existence.


Posted on October 13, 2012 - Poetry

Every kind woman deserves someone who will love them & make love to them beyond the point of blissful tears ~


Posted on October 13, 2012 - Onision Speaks

She, in no way, is a slut: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfcxgX_mEFU

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So if someone gets pregnant at a young age they’re automatically a slut? I don’t think so, pregnancy isn’t always planned, and to keep the child, why behave …


Posted on October 14, 2012 - Onision Channel

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NEWWWW PRANK VIDEO!!! (feat. BATMAN) ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUcTHDguBFc

Your comments + my batman costume + stupidity = this video 🙂 New forums: http://onision.tv Contact me anytime: http://onision.net/contact Thank you for watc…


Posted on October 14, 2012 - Onision Speaks

ANNOUNCEMENT ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xU8jZg0R8

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Hope you like this super awesome announcement!!! 🙂 The video featured: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWJsXh4ECm4

The Luxury of Hate

Posted on October 15, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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Before expressing hate, stop and ask yourself what it accomplishes… new Speaks video ~

We should all be weighed equally, not judge each other differently based on how convenient doing so is to us. Get your question in an Onision video, http


Posted on October 15, 2012 - Poetry

Promises come from the heart, so follow through… those standing by them, often few. I stay true, as I promised to, question is, do… you?

Sex With Vegetarians

Posted on October 15, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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Someone on Onision.TV (in the Adults Only section) posted a video showing a commercial “supporting” Peta while conveying a very bold message, that sex with V…


Posted on October 16, 2012 - Onision Channel

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I found a bunch of sex jokes… and didn’t read them till turning on the camera… apparently a lot of people have crappy marriages 😛 New site: htt


Posted on October 16, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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New Speaks 🙂 Hope you like ~

What do you do when you’re scared to ask someone out? What does being turned down mean? What is life? Lol 🙂 Thank you for watching “Scared To Ask” ~


Posted on October 17, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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Talking about how Harry Potter should have ended (Voldemort murdered tons of people INCLUDING SNAPE!?!?! and got off just… dying quickly?) and the Onision …


Posted on October 18, 2012 - Onision Channel

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Tired of all the stress? Just can’t take people talking to you anymore? Well… why not fake your own death using this advanced tutorial? NEWS: Instagram rem…


Posted on October 18, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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Her gay friend… came onto her… hard…

A girl said “No” when her “gay” friend was coming on to her… she gave in and decided to make out with him… Submit a question for the next Speaks video: h…

The UGLY Truth of Batman

Posted on October 19, 2012

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LOL @Cyr is so brilliant ❤

JOIN THE CYRSOCIETY: TUMBLR: http://www.cyrishere.tumblr.com FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/VincentCyr TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/cyr T-SHIRTS: http…


Posted on October 19, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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Put this video inside you:

Ignore the green dots… I have NOOOO idea 😛 This video is a whole lot about random stuff… thanks to what you guys write me… and my own personal decisio…


Posted on October 19, 2012 -Onision Archive

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I’M AM LIVE!!!! ON YOUTUBE YOUTUBE http://www.youtube.com/user/OnisionArchive/featured?v=095O6aH7SA4

Where all classic Onision videos come to live out the rest of their lives 🙂 Subscribe for interactive vlogs, lengthy gaming videos, disturbing bloopers, random sketches, really old videos & much more to love from Onision. 🙂 TYSM!!! Business Mail: onisionproject@gmail.com


Posted on October 19, 2012 - Onision Archive

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Cut to the end for the best strip dancing you’ve ever seen:

It’s not really that number, I just have no idea what I’m on now… 😀 Talk to me in the chat section of: http://onision.tv !!! 🙂

Ghost Hunters

Posted on October 19, 2012 - Onision Channel

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!! ❤ (as seen in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeeN0rsZJTU

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Two ghost hunters seek out a ghost at a local haunted house. The lady they meet up with describes her situation before they start hunting the evil demon haun…


Posted on October 20, 2012 - Pictures

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Lonely night ~


Posted on October 21, 2012 - Poetry

Fresh air, clean water, my cozy bed & a pillow to hug for the lonely moments… life is good ~


Posted on October 22, 2012 - Poetry

I walked alone, singing my own song… at some point I grew curious & joined the heard, only to realize what a joke it all is. Alone again.

DOOM II Gameplay

Posted on October 26, 2012 - UhOhBro Videos

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Playing Doom II… like… the shortest UhOhBro video ever 🙂 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTtD_IjrDYk

Voting for Romney?

Posted on November 4, 2012 - Onision Blog

Hey guys… I’m not going to go on a long speech about politics and beg you to vote for whoever I support this election, however… I’m just wondering something… how the heck can we even consider electing someone who wants to take away women’s rights?

Abortion is an optional act, exclusive to women, and for a man to take a stance, saying it is wrong for women to have abortions, when they have not explored every possible scenario, when they have not lived in the shoes of every women… and considering they are in a position to take away their rights to abortion… it’s madness to overstep your bounds in a way that we would all be at risk to suffer if we were to elect him. The man has also been caught in multiple blatant lies, how are we to be so sure he will not try to strip women of their rights if he ever makes it to office.

The way I see it, it appears he is the only one who threatens the rights of women… do you care about this issue?

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Addicted To Sex

Posted on November 4, 2012 - Onision Speaks

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Someone wrote me on Onision.TV asking about whether or not they are addicted to sex… interesting 🙂 I think, for their situation, they’re just being healthy ~

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