Sam

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Onision & Sam in a sketch video

Sam was a fan of Greg and Kai's who lived in their home for a month in 2018.

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**During the events in this article, Kai went by the nickname "Lainey" and did not yet identify as a trans man. The writing in this article will reflect Kai's current name and pronouns, but images, quotes, and videos will not.

Fan

Sam began tweeting at Greg in 2016. In late August of that year, he ran an art contest for his fans. Sam submitted a drawing she made of Greg and Kai. (Source) With over 500 likes, Sam won the art contest. (Source) Greg sent Sam a Macbook for winning the contest.

Sam continued to support Greg and Kai through 2017. By 2018, Sam had 76 tweets mentioning Onision and 61 tweets mentioning Kai. (Source)

Visit

According to Sam, Greg planned on streaming on twitch with her before she came to the house. She says he told her if their streams got big he would giver her a percentage, but that never happened. They also had an agreement that if twitch never picked up, she would find a part time job there. She says when she got there, the subject of her finding a part time job never came up again. She also said before she moved in, she and Greg agreed they would not be in a relationship. (Source)

Work

In January 2018, Greg brought Sam to his and Kai's home. He introduced Sam online as his camerawoman.

On January 23, 2018, Kai uploaded the video "MY NEW TATTOO". In the video, Kai gets a thigh tattoo of two elephants. ($ource) The design was made by Sam. The elephants are meant to represent Kai's children.

On January 29, 2018 when asked about his relationship with Sam during a stream, Greg commented, "Just think of Sam as a person, and not anything else... people are weird when I'm around women, but life is far less weird IRL." (Source)

Onision + Sam Video Outro

While she was there, Greg and Sam made a handful Onision / Patreon sketch videos together, including the videos "My Girlfriend Is Pregnant (Onision)" and "I PROPOSED TO HER!!!!". Sam had animated an outro based on Greg's classic Onision outro, but it featured a cartoon of herself and her name squashing the work "Onision".

January 30, 2018 "My Girlfriend Is Pregnant (Onision)" ($ource) "I PROPOSED TO HER!!!!" February 1, 2018 ($ource)

Sam drew thumbnail art for Greg. ([ Source]) She also created merch for Kai and Greg, but the design she made for Kai was never released. The merch she drew for Greg consisted of his characters Emo Charlie and Rod Danger kissing. (Source)

Sam later revealed she was not being paid for the work she did for Greg. ()

Greg

Hugging

According to Sam, Greg started hugging her while she was there. He told her she didn't need to ask permission to hug him. (Source) She says it was so fre

Kai

Many people following believed there was tension between Kai and Sam. When fans would try to ask Kai about Sam during his YouNow streams, Kai would ignore them.

Sam and Greg frequently streamed games together on twitch. They would sit in separate desks facing away from each other. (Source) It was speculated Greg gave Sam Kai's desk due to Kai complaining on Younow that his desk had to be moved.

One day, users in Kai's Younow chat joked that they would start a petition to get Kai's desk back. Sam replied in chat, "we will get you a better deck." (Source)

In February, Sam began streaming at night alone. It seems she was now streaming from her own bedroom in the house. (Source) She confirmed on a stream that she was now living with Kai and Greg. (Source) In another stream, she confessed she had thought about being in a three-way relationship with Greg and Kai. When asked if she liked them, she said yes, but neither of them have brought up the topic of her joining their relationship. (Source)

Kicked Out

He wants to clarify Kai didn't kick out Sam. Kai came to Greg and told him he was uncomfortable so Greg decided Sam had to go. (Source)

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Post Visit

After Sam had not streamed for several days, someone contacted her on twitter and asked if everything was ok. She replied she was fine and she was no longer living with Greg and Kai. She said things will be healthier without having her in the picture. (Source) A screen shot of this conversation was shared online on February 17, 2018.

Later that day, while Greg was streaming, someone asked why Sam left. He says it's up to Sam to talk about it. He says there's no reason for him to talk about it if Sam never said anything negative about him. When asked if he cared about Sam, he says he does because Sam is his friend. Someone said Kai was jealous of Sam. Greg said Kai was not jealous, he was nervous because he has low self esteem. He says Kai is nervous every day that he will leave Kai. He says Kai said the last few days have been the happiest days of his life and they've come a long way. He says Kai now knows more than ever that he's not going to leave him. (Source)

Some Drama Followers perceived Greg's statement about it being up to Sam if he talks about what happened as a threat. They believed he may have been holding onto information that would make Sam look bad.

Sam commented on a re-upload of Greg's stream: "Glad to know you've had the happiest few days of your life." (Source)

After Greg's stream, Sam talked about the situation on her own stream. She says the situation in the house got so uncomfortable, she spent the last two days there alone in her room to give Greg and Kai space. She says Kai hinted on Younow that he believed Sam stole clothes and makeup from him. When Sam was told about this, she was upset and pulled out her makeup bag to go through it. Sam also said she could hear them talking about her from another room. Sam was upset she didn't do more to make things better between the three of them, but she can't fight for someone who refuses to put in any effort. (Source)

In Kai's stream, he denied being the reason why Sam left. He said it was a mutual decision. He also denies ever accusing Sam of stealing anything. Kai says there's a difference between being "insecure" (finger quotes) and doing things that are totally inappropriate that make people uncomfortable. He says Sam could talk to him personally if she has any questions. Someone says Kai ignored Sam then whole time she was there. Kai says he didn't, Sam ignored him. (Source)

The next day, Sam spoke about the situation again on her stream. She says she was convinced the reason she was at the house was to be in a poly relationship because when she was there he said he did not need a camera person. She says you can't disprove that. She says she finds Greg handsome, but she did not do anything. She says she doesn't waste her time with people she can't be with and the more she looked at the situation, the more she realized it was not possible. She says he joked and told her she would be a tough person to groom. She says she doesn't think he was grooming her. She says she realizes now he was lying about her purpose for being there. She says it doesn't make sense for someone to blow up over something so petty, but it makes sense for them to blow up over a relationship not working out. She said for a short time they did stuff, but not much. She said she wanted to, but was shy about it and could sense someone was uncomfortable. She says he went from saying she was still his friend to hating her and saying she tried to ruin his relationship. (Source)

For the next few days, Sam continued to be friendly online toward Greg and Kai. She liked their social media posts, commented on their Youtube and twitch channels, and worked on animations for Greg's twitch channel. (Source)

Friendship End

On February 21, 2018, this all came to a screeching halt when Sam appeared on a drama YouNow channel for an interview. (Source) The interview is no longer available, but according to Sam, it was about a Go Fund Me she created shortly after leaving Greg and Kai's home. She said she refunded the donations and was interviewed to clear up information for people who thought it was a scam. (Source)

Greg was upset Sam was appearing for an interview on a drama channel. As she was being interviewed, he spoke negatively about her on stream with his Patreon / Discord members. During the stream, someone mentions Sam's interview. Greg asks why is she helping haters? He says Kai was right to be uncomfortable about Sam. He says Sam only has nice things to say about him, but nothing nice to say about Kai. One of his discord members defends Sam and says she hasn't said anything bad about Kai, that she only said she thought Kai was uncomfortable with her being at the house. Greg says saying something remotely negative will fuel the haters.

He goes on to list other times he felt Sam was fueling the haters, like when she re-tweeted a tweet that said "Greg is a literal child molester." He says she she told him she thought it was a joke, which he says was fine. He says something else that pissed him off was when someone asked Sam what they ate for breakfast this morning during one of her streams and she told them they ate Cheerios. A discord member points out Greg shares his meals on his Instagram. He says that's not the point because he was the one that put that out there. A fan compares it to Sam following Greg around with a camera and Greg agrees. He says she came as a camera person, not someone who tells people what cereal he ate for breakfast.

A fan points out Sam refused to answer mean questions about them. They said the only time she was mean was when she thought she was accused of stealing. The fan points out Greg said she could say anything, as long as it's honest. He says he thought she would have common sense to not help haters. He says she came as a camera person, not someone who tells people what cereal he ate for breakfast.

He says Sam was mostly interacting with haters on her streams. He and Kai felt like they had the #1 asset for haters in their house. He thought she would have the common sense to be the National Enquirer of the household. A fan says Sam was not malicious and he says that's not the point.

Discord members compared her talking about her experience to when Greg talks about his exes. Twitch chat commenters compared it to the time he publicly outed an ex's private medical history. Greg says there's a difference between defending yourself from an ex talking crap and a houseguest talking about you.

Greg says he housed and fed her for free. He also says he gave her free promotion for her twitch and for her art.

Greg says Kai and Sam had a conversation that Kai was uncomfortable because at one point Sam hugged Greg from behind and said she missed him. He said he wasn't into being hugged from behind. He said he was still weirded out from the day before because she did something around haters. He told Kai and Kai was like, "what?" He says he was also uncomfortable because it took him a while to realize, but he finally realized Kai was not interested in Sam on any level. So, Sam doing anything toward him was like Sam doing something to a monogamous person because there was no poly potential. He said she knew there no chance for a relationship, but she kept doing stuff like that.

Greg says he's terrified exposing more of the story because Sam could say anything about him and everyone would believe her. He said there were a couple of moments he and Kai didn't appreciate. He says the most of him not appreciating it was around the time he realized Kai was not interested. (Source)

After watching Greg's stream, Sam took to Twitch to respond. She says she received messages from Greg. He was upset she did the interview because he thought she did it to trash talk him. Sam says that was not true. She says he believes a rumor going around that she said they kissed, but she never said that. She says it upset her he said "that's disgusting" during his stream in response to the thought of them kissing.

Sam says he told her coming to the house was a waste because he could have done all the videos they made together by himself. He told her he lost $1,000 by having her there. She said she was really hurt by that and repeatedly stated throughout the stream it made her feel physically sick. She says he said more horrible things about her that she could say about him. She calls him a liar because he told her he was waiting to record one of the videos they made together for a long time because he needed someone to record it with.

Sam says she loved Greg as a friend and considered him her best friend, but now she's done. He used to say they were friends, but she now doubts she was ever his friend. She said she was very happy the whole time she was there, but now how things ended makes her wish she never went.

Sam says she only ever said they had Cheerios and that Kai made her avocado toast once to complimented Kai's cooking. She says he was making petty arguments on his stream because he has nothing against her.

She says Greg acted like her saying anything about Kai was "hating." She says before she started streaming in their house, she asked him what he would like her to avoid. He told her just avoid the subject of Kai because Kai would cringe. Sam says she didn't take it as don't talk about Kai at all, but that's what he meant. She says that's not realistic because she lived with Kai.

Same asks what is there for Greg to be scared of?

Sam says she was always super careful about what she said during streams and made sure she never said anything Greg and Kai already hadn't said first. She points out Greg already publicly stated Kai was anxious around her when she said it.

"They want me to disappear off the internet? Good fucking luck." Sam theorizes Greg and Kai are trying to rile her up enough to get her to talk about them on stream so they can finally make a drama video about her and make money.

Sam says Greg was upset email?? that she said she had feelings for Kai, but not him. He said she lied and was not honest because she did not say how she really felt about him. She says she knew they'd never be in a poly relationship, so why bother having feelings like that?

She says she also heard he commented about the way her feet look. She says she couldn't find the clip in his stream, but she knows he would say that because he's commented about her feet before.

He also spoke about how she re-tweeted an image calling him a pedophile. She says it's okay for him to entertain the trolls, but when she does it she's a "hater."

She says she heard he showed an email between them. She says he's probably going to show the email where she thanks him for being her friend and showing her Metal Gear Solid 5.

She says he said she didn't work for free because he lost money having her there. She says the one payment she got from him was new twitch followers.

She laughs at someone making fun of Kai, "hello mr. therapist. I have serious PTSD after a house guest told the world that I ate a bowl of Cheerios on the 11th of January. I haven't been able to sleep since." She say=id that's a good one. She said she's getting a break up video for that. She jokes she'll make a break up video first.

While Sam was on stream, Greg emailed her saying he's sorry she's hurt by how he feels about "various things." He says he had a good time making videos and gaming with her. (Source)

am says a few weeks into living together, they were sitting in their office and she hugged him from the side. She told him he was being distant and asked what was up? She said he was visibly distraught. She guesses that's when he was uncomfortable and he told Kai. She said at that point he had hugged her a lot. She said it was very common he wouldn't even ask before hugging her. She implied Greg was the one who started offering hugs during their friendship. She says if you don't want something, you better be vocal about it. She says he would hug her in front of Kai. They were hugging for a month.

She asks, "if friends give each other full body massages, why is a hug bad?"

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Greg complained Sam never cleaned. She asks where in the job description did it say she had to clean the house. She asks if she was supposed to clean after a whole family? She said she would have done it if he asked, but he never did.

She says everything was thrown in the dishwasher, so she didn't need to wash the dishes.

She says the guest shower she was using was backed up She told them the day she got there, but they didn't unclog it until the day before she leaves. She said her feet was in a pool of filth every time she took a shower. She says it was like a clumpy oatmeal mess. She says she never complained about that when she was there.

She asks if she was supposed to clean up after the person who used the guest bathroom before her.

She says they have a family member who comes to their house once a week to clean. She says they'll probably get mad at her for saying that even thought they talk about it online. (Source)

She says he gave her a hand massage her first week there. She says Greg talked about a private phone call she had with Kai, so she's allowed to talk about a hand massage. (Source)

Sam defends herself in Youtube comments. (Source)