2008 Onision Videos

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List of videos Greg uploaded to his Onision channel in 2008. This was Greg's only channel at that point and he uploaded daily most of this year.

Channel created on January 29, 2006.

Red/Pink Box = Video Deleted

Purple Box = Video moved to another channel or re-uploaded edited to the same channel

Date Title Description Time Notes
February 29 Video Games - Conflict: Denied Ops Being Played by Retards It was a day like no other when I met those two in the grocery store. When I say them, I knew they were the targets, they were the ones notorious for the skills they withheld. I confirmed it, and it was true, my destiny was with them. Only three days passed, and we were alr... 5:49 (Source)
February 29 Sketch - Cover Band Cover - PART 2 - The Mysterious GSM The Gregory SkyeMarks, a brand new band with a mysterious secret behind each member. A band unlike any other, not the best band, not the smartest or coolest band, but a band nonetheless. This band is a band banded together bandingly band band. The CIA is watching this ba... 8:15 (Source)
"3 months ago" from March 6 Comedy - 60 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE - Response Video n/a 3:16 (Source)
"3 months ago" from March 6 Comedy Sketch - Phenylketonuric s: Contains Phenylalanine n/a 8:02 (Source)
"2 months ago" from March 6 Comedy - Super Dooper Holiday Gift Ideas! - YouTube Contest n/a 04:13 (Source)
"2 months ago" from March 6 Parody - The Darkness - Goth/Mafia PS3 Video Game n/a 7:42 (Source)
"2 months ago" from March 6 Video Blog - Viking Journal Entry - Dec. 27 07 n/a 3:19 (Source)
"2 months ago" from March 6 Animals - Princess Kitty Caboo n/a 1:32 (Source)
"2 months ago" from March 6 Comedy Series - Cannibal Island - Channel 7227 News n/a 9:15 (Source)
"1 month ago" from March 6 Comedy Sketch - Opera Singing Vampire n/a 7:08 (Source)


"1 month ago" from March 6 Comedy Series - Hobo Shelter With Heart - Channel 7227 News n/a 9:58 (Source)
"2 weeks ago" from March 6 Video Games - Conflict: Denied Ops Being Played by Retards n/a 6:27 (Source)
"1 week ago" from March 6 Comedy Series - Massive PWNAGE - Channel 7227 News n/a 7:38 (Source)
"1 week ago" from March 6 Parody - Leave Tom Cruise, Britney & Chris Crocker Alone Despite all the Tom Cruise drama, this fan stays loyal to the end... and likes to eat poop too..? 3:43 (Source)

Re-uploaded on July 6, 2009 on Archive under the title "Annoying Tom Cruise Fan".

April 17 Cat Spraying Butt Liquid! (Cat In Heat) We thought the cat sprayed something for a few days till it was revealed by a commenter that it was actually just the light playing tricks. :) Thanks for your help everyone, I'm relieved.

Original Description: What the heck is this? I've never seen a cat do this before and it really grosses me out.

Do you know what it is?

1:10 This was one of the Onision channel's most viewed videos for a few years.
April 18 I'm So Emo (The Emo Song) For those looking for good emo songs or even the best emo song you may have found it on YouTube right here. This funny video is all about being emo in song format. Hope you like the emo song "I'm So Emo"

EMO MUSIC VIDEO by Onision "I'M SO EMO" a song about EMO kids & adults with a heavy beat & twisted/funny lyrics.

3:22 I'm So Series
May 8 How To Shave Your Own Head Learn how to shave your own head by watching this video. It's a straightforward tutorial giving you a live example of how it can be done. 9:55
May 11 Funny Ghost Video (Ghost Caught On Tape) This might not be the scariest video on YouTube, but it definitely is a funny ghost video. Are you a fan of fake ghost videos? I am, HUGE fan, of making them at least. They're so fun! 2:42
June 3 I'M SO EMO 2 Emo music video for emo girls, emo boys, emo kids & adults... oh yes, and all the haters. Enjoy my emo song. 3:35
June 25 I'M SO SCENE KID Scene Kid song for Scene Kid loves & haters. Meet Rod Danger, Scene Kid All Star :) 3:21 I'm So Series
July 1 I'm So Goth Song n/a 3:24 I'm So Series
July 2 Piñata Massacre You've never seen a piñata massacre quite like this one. Hollow cardboard creatures are torn to pieces, ripped limb from limb in the worst ways possible... or... actually... in the ONLY WAY POSSIBLE. n/a (Source)
July 4 Impersonation Contest Are you good at doing impressions of people? GOOD! Why not give an Onision character a try? You could win an autographed photo, your name posted in one of my videos, and some of my used crap if you do the best impersonation in the most interesting/funny way. n/a (Source)
July 5 How To Dress Like A SERIAL KILLER We took a random person of the street and turned them into an extremely creepy serial killer.

If you're looking to obtain the appearance of a cold hearted murderer this is your one stop guide on how to look like a top notch serial killer.

July 5 Viking Vlog - Sampson's Hair Todays topics are (1) My hair is as precious to me as Sampson's hair was to him (2) The YouTube haters who hate on multiple videos, not just one (3) The YouTubers who like to write me about how I offended them, and how all their friends are mad at me for offending them. n/a (Source)
July 5 QnA With Onision - Episode 4 This episode may upset you, but I'm thinking about seriously filtering the questions I get because OMG! It sometimes seem's the people asking the questions have never seen my videos before. n/a
July 11 Onision is Racist I have been told that I am racist due to the video I posted yesterday. I feel it is time I expose my true stance on Racism so there are no further misconceptions of what kind of character I have. n/a (Source)
July 12 Doctor Bad News Doctor Allen has a 99% failure rate when it comes to surgery, today is no different. Watch Dr. Allen as he tells the family members the bad news thanks to his severe malpractice issues. n/a (Source)
July 13 How To Make Nerd Techno For Silly Ninnies Quak the British Nerd is here to teach you Techno in FOUR STEPS ONLY! 2:39 Re-named "How To Make Techno"
July 14 Emo Vlog - Thou Shalt Not Kill For anyone who ever questioned killing, war or violence in general. Emo Vlog is a one stop solution to ease most minds from their daily inquiries n/a (Source)
July 17 Onision Bloopers - Episode 6 This episode takes you to "How to Circumcise a Baby From Home" and "Doctor Bad News" two recent episodes that had many people laughing, and not so many screaming angrily. n/a (Source)
July 18 Vlog - Onision Featured on YouTube's Main Page What a surreal moment it was waking up at 5am, logging onto my YouTube account as I do every morning, and having to rub my eyes and blink repeatedly just to make sure I wasn't dreaming. n/a (Source)
July 15 I'M SO GAMER (Gamer Song) I'm so gamer is a song about TV and video games 3:10
July 16 Vlog - Freedom of Censorship Many viewers are complaining that I am a censor buff, they’re so mad that I won’t let them talk, that they post on other people’s videos complaining about how I won’t give them a chance to chew me out publicly. n/a (Source)
July 20 QnA With Onision - Episode 5 I have some more answers for your latest questions, if you would like to ask a question, please write my inbox, and if it has not already been asked, I will seriously consider your question for answering. n/a (Source)
July 20 Tranny Phone Sex Leo the psychic gets a phone call from a tranny who is promoting 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE a phone sex company she works for. n/a (Source)
July 25 Mother’s Padded Cell I’ve been deprived of uploading videos for five days now… I was taken from my cameras, my internet… I’m back now… but I wonder if I am the same as when I left… this video should help you decide. n/a (Source)
July 26 I’M SO HATER A music video inspired by our lovely hater friends all over the intertube. n/a (Source)
Song available on amazon?
July 27 QnA With Onision - Episode 6 Find out everything you need to know about Onision, and post your own video response asking more :) n/a (Source)
July 27 How To Be A Whore Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain! 4:03 Re-named "How To Be Nasty"
July 30 Onision Philosophy - Episode 1 I have much discomfort for the world we live in. The planet is so beautiful itself, and yet the people on it fight one another which ruins the world’s beauty. It is time we stop fighting. Even if it means those who refuse to fight have to suffer, than so be it. You will never end violence by showing violence for others. This is not just your life we’re talking about, it’s you’re soul. n/a (Source)
July 30 Onision Philosophy - Episode 2 Why do aliens not invade? With such a large universe, why have no aliens communicated with us? The answers are clear, it’s time we face them. n/a (Source)
August 1 Onision Philosophy - Episode 3 Today’s Subjects: The afterlife, portals to heaven/beyond. The light ghosts walk into, helping others through the Ouija board, pendulums, energy detectors or other forms of communication devices. n/a (Source)
August 2 Unsubscribe and Die Congrats! You’ve been pre-approved to unsubscribe! Once you are an official unsubscriber you will receive one free complimetary video, but just in case you don’t want to unsubscribe, and just want to see the video now… we have it here for you!

It’s super secret, so only tell everyone else about it if you’re like a total gossip whore OMG!

n/a (Source)
August 3 Tastes Like Torture Ricky Tulsa has made up his mind… his next victim is revealed. A great battle between the surreal and sanity is about to be fought on one channel - The Onision Revolution.

Rick Tulsa was originally introduced in a failed Psychic book sales commercial. Since that time he has killed his sister, attempted to kill his mother, gotten in a fight with Zogtar and lost, and visited a shrink only to kill a Piñata.

Ricky Tulsa has completely lost his mind, and no longer roams the earth in the same realm as the rest of us do.

n/a (Source)
August 4 Onision Philosophy - Episode 4 Abortion is the topic of the day. Whether your pro-life or pro-choice, republican or democrat, I hope you give this perspective a listen.

If you do not agree with what I have to say, I appreciate you putting our differences aside, and not letting it ruin our overall positive relationship.

n/a (Source)
August 5 QnA With Onision - Episode 7 I have accepted one question from each viewer who submitted a list of questions. I hope you enjoy them. n/a (Source)
August 6 I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER Music video for white gangster rappers all over the world.

I am Onision, I make fun of myself, and everyone else for the sake of entertainment and smiles. If you feel I have wronged you in any way, please write me and we’ll talk about it.

3:09 (Source)

Renamed "I'm So Gangster (Gangster Song)" and re-uploaded to the same channel on September 3, 2009.

I'm So Series

August 7 Viking Vlog - Desperate for Flame I was accused of putting videos on YouTube for the sake of fame… we shall call this “The great Viking adventure on a quest for the holy fame!”
) Seriously though, really?
n/a (Source)
August 8 Onision Art Contest Whichever viewer creates and submits the best Onision art will receive $100. Please submit your art before September 8th, 2008.

Contest Rules

1. Artwork must have at least one Onision or Tantaga character in it.

2. Artwork must be original (you created it).

3. Artwork must be submitted as a video response, through email, or uploaded to the Onision forums.

4. No voting multiple times for your own art ;)

5. Entry must be submitted by September 8th, 2008

n/a (Source)
August 9 Onision Bloopers - Episode 7 hese bloopers contain clips from: I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER, Tastes Like Torture, Unsubscribe And Die, How To Be A Whore, & I’M SO NERDY n/a (Source)
August 10 Vlog - Paint Fumes & Brain Damage I was painting today in a poorly ventilated area, with no mask… [sigh] I know smart? Well… my brain was temporarily (hopefully) effected by it, and I’ve decided I’m never painting without 100% protection in the future.

Please do not make the same mistake I did.

n/a (Source)
August 11 World Has Skillz Parody of “America’s Got Talent” which points out quite a few disturbing realities and of course completely humiliates Sally the transvestite once again. n/a (Source)
August 12 I’M SO PEDOPHILE Music video about sexual predators on MySpace and around the web.

I’M SO PEDOPHILE is a song that is meant to discourage people from giving away person information through the internet to people you do not know already in person. Young or old, you can become a victim of a sexual predator, please be safe, and enjoy the video.

3:21 Renamed "I'm So Pedophile Song".

I'm So Series

August 13 Onision Philosophy - Episode 5 Subjects: Alicia [...], 2008 Olympics, Teamwork & How to be a good coach.

When I watched the Olympics today, I witnessed a very cold and unsupportive team for the USA’s female gymnastics team. Alicia [...] screwed up on her routine, and her team failed to catch her fall. I am seeing it through the television screen, it is no where near as good as a first person perspective, however this is a universal problem, not just with the USA, but it’s worldwide.

We need to support one another. We need to be what we are, and stop acting like robots.

n/a (Source)
August 14 Pedophile Trap Those who are technically aiding pedophiles exposed themselves on one of my recent videos. Check out the feedback on “I’M SO PEDOPHILE” to see what I mean.

Regardless of what you have to say, we all know pedophilia is wrong. Children should be given a healthy, full childhood. No one should take away what innocence they have — they should never be betrayed when they rely on us the most.

Protect your children, protect each other, and stay smart.

n/a (Source)
August 15 YouTube Terms of Service Summary I’ve read over the policy, and searched the web. Hopefully this can help you better understand YouTube’s Terms of Use (Service).

For anyone who has gotten their account suspended, deleted or had videos suspended or deleted, please try to work with YouTube. These are professionals we’re dealing with. I am very certain they have justification for their actions.

When uploading videos to the web, it is essential you do not use copyrighted materials. Automatically assume that any music, video or photos you use in your videos that you yourself did not make, are copyright.

The safest route to avoid any problems with YouTube is to always upload only content that you created yourself, avoid racism/real violence/general offensive content & for the sake of the world, try to make it constructive.

n/a (Source)
August 16 Missing You, A Piece of Me A song I sang this morning when thinking of a friend I have not spoken to in some time…

I originally wrote a poem, however I decided not to recite those words, and instead just sing the first words that came to my mind.

The song you hear in this video, is what I came up with.

1:15 (Source)
August 16 Insane Fan Posse Onision fans unite to decimate all haters of Vighkel (the Viking) and friends. :D I hope this answers a few questions.

WARNING - this video does contain graphic scenes and very disturbing humor. If you’re into that kind of thing, awesome, if not RUN! AHHH!

In no way does Onision represent any company of any kind. This video should reflect upon no one but Onision. There are no sponsors, there are no associations. It’s just Onision.

n/a (Source)
August 17 Pedophile Confrontation Post a video response telling pedophiles what they need to hear, tell them they are not welcome around your friends and family, tell them they are not welcome in your neighborhood, let them know what they are doing is wrong.

If we don’t make a stand, and tell them loud and clear that we are against what they do, they’ll continue to make excuses, they’ll continue to convince themselves that it’s ok to be who they are.

Society does not keep the message in the open enough that the behavior is unacceptable.

For the sake of our world’s children, if it saves even one child, we have done a wonderful thing.

n/a (Source)
August 29 I'm So Whore Song Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about people who sleep around. 3:23
September 22 How To Dance Sexy none 1:56
September 27 A Song n/a n/a (Source)
September 27 Pedo (Hurt Parody) This is a parody video of Johnny Cash's rendition of Nine Inch Nails' song "Hurt" - The tune is based of the actual song, but is not exactly the same, and is unique to this video. n/a (Source)
September 28 Leave Emo Kids Alone! Onision keeps picking on Emo Kids! Even though he is one, that's no excuse! We must stop Onision, he is a mean jerk!

Haters Unite Group yeah!

7:34 Renamed "Emo Kids Suck"
September 29 Techno Suxizzle Vighkel offers a public apology for recommending anyone listen to techno.

Having listened to the supposed "Greatest Dance Songs of All Time" a cold and sad realization has come across us all. And that is... that Techno Suxizzle.

Please fix techno by making tunes that are not for crazy people thank you.

n/a (Source)
September 30 How To Not Suck at YouTube Emo Charlie gives Steve instructions on how to un-Suck his video upload to YouTube.

In no way am I suggesting that I do not suck, nor am I suggesting I suck. In no way am I suggesting I am a ham sandwich, a volleyball instructor, a pirates fake leg or an expert on videos.

I'm just making a video, if you grow from it, wonderful... :)

n/a (Source)
October 8 Onision Philosophy 5 I hope you have it in you to watch this from start to end. My hopes are it will change you for the better, that today will be a remarkable day for you, that today, you will see the world in a new light.

I want you to close your eyes, and imagine that everyone is a color… like crayons in a box. Then I want you to open your eyes and see how beautiful the colors are. Not everyone is the same color, but all the people who show their colors with good intent are equally vibrant and beautiful in their own way.

Now look in the mirror… are you a gorgeous yellow, a beautiful red… a pretty pink?

We are separated only by the line we draw in the sand…

I encourage you to liberate yourself from these superficial boundaries and see the world for what it is. See yourself for who you are…

No one can see your color shine if you hide it from the world.

n/a (Source)
October 9 Onision Is FAKE! You thought you knew Onision, you thought he was being honest with you all this time. But the truth is he’s a suicidal, cross-dressing, pill-popping psychopath!

I am Dylan, I uploaded this video to make sure you all knew who the real Onision was. He betrayed me, and now it’s time for some payback :) <— That’s my vengeance smile. It’s my favorite.

n/a (Source)
October 10 You Gots Jokes Post a video response or comment of your favorite joke. :) Please keep it PG-13 :D And happy.

I look forward to reading, and watching you tell your favorite jokes.

2:03 (Source)
October 11 THE NOISE MUST DIE! I am so sick of noise pollution! Jets flying over, kids hollaring non-stop outside, trucks driving by, some guy trying to sell apples with a megaphone, my kitty meowing and random other noises are blowing my mind!

It wouldn’t be a big deal if I wasn’t trying to make videos… but dang it I am! LEAVE MY EARS ALONE!

n/a (Source)

Re-uploaded as "Noise Pollution" to Archive on September 11, 2009.

October 12 As The Crotch Burns 2 Jimmy just caught his girlfriend Sally cheating on him with Tom, but what Jimmy doesn’t know is that Tom is not the only man Sally has been with behind Jimmy’s back.

Oh my, all you housewives in TV land get your popcorn ready, because this retardedly overly-dramatic emotional cesspool is waiting for you to devour with your succubus queen lifestyle. Ooh my indeed.

n/a (Source)
October 14 YouTube Emotions Hello… I Am Charlie.

It has been a while since I’ve spoken my thoughts to the world… the time has come, tonight is the night.

I want you to do something for me… it’s just a short list… so if you don’t mind.

n/a (Source)
October 14 How To Fold A T-Shit Learn how to fold a T-Shit once and for all. Stop listening to everyone else, take your shit in your hands, and fold it the right way.

Don’t let a single shit lie mashed up inside your drawers ever again… unfolded. Straiten your shits out, and make sure your shits are tidy.

n/a (Source)
October 15 Onision QnA 12 Today a couple people asked questions which suggested that had no idea what I represent, and generally who I am… it’s a bit much to ask everyone to watch all of my videos, but for the sake of not looking out of place, please watch a few before you send any.

I kept their names secret so they would not face any… flak for their off-questions.

Regardless, I look forward to future questions. Post a video response, or send my account an email to ask your own.

n/a (Source)
October 16 Puke Flavored Pie Ever hear or see something disgusting when you’re just about to take a bite of food? Kind of makes you want to barf… no? 4:17 (Source)


October 1 Viva Con Korea I live in Korea, I have for over a year. If you plan on coming here, or are interested in a quick low-down on the place, then this video will probably be refreshing to you. 7:43 (Source)

Re-Uploaded to Archive on January 3, 2012 under the title "Review: South Korea".

October 23 The End of The Beginning There are significant changes coming about. Hopefully this video will both inform you of the future, and clarify my stance on a very important issue.

To keep in touch with me while I am away, please writ my inbox, comment below this video or join the forums

I'm very excited to see you all again when I am better off. The exact date is to be determined. Look for me again in November.

n/a (Source)
November 2 You Killed Halloween There's no question, you killed Halloween. This holiday is going to need a serious Phoenix Down if you want it to come back next year... jerk. n/a (Source)
November 3 The Future is Yet To Come A large portion pertains to speak of our future, Onision, the viewers and the world. While the rest of the video is what would be Onision QnA 13. n/a (Source)
November 4 Jessie's Political Attack Ad Tired of every other commercial being more mud slinging making both canidates look like human garbage?


[barfs all over the place]

n/a (Source)
November 5 Onision Goobers 10 Onision's bloopers, deleted scenes, and extra content for the last month :) n/a (Source)
November 12 Onision's Memories Some of us have a past which we will suffer a lifetime... memories we cannot conquer, nor surpass. 6:08
November 13 Bum Fight Hobo Steve just had a hard day at work only to come home and find an unpleasant surprise... Bum Bo Jenkins 4:13
November 22 I'm So Hippie Song An Onision music video tribute to and mockery of hippies... :) Take it as you will. 3:16
November 29 Scene Kid Love Music video about a geek who fell in love with a Scene Kid. Much like Onision "I'M SO SCENE" but from the perspective of a humble outsider.

This video may hit home a little harder as I'm sure not only myself, but other people have gone through this too... except I never really obsessed like this character did ;)

3:35 Re-named "Scene Kid Love Song"
December 11 I'm So Emo Song (HQ) A music video on Emo/Gomo Kids and the alternate world Emo/Gomo Kids live in. 3:10
"2 weeks ago" from December 21 IM SO CULT Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about cults & religions that take themselves too seriously. Original song & music video created by Onision regarding religion and the underlying politics of it. Join the insanity now, worship our frogs and kitties! It'... 3:30 (Source)
December 14 How To Take Surreal Photos Take awesome MySpace/FaceBook profile pics, follow this short guide to taking photos that look like they've been photoshopped without even touching the photo itself. 1:42
December 16 Hit Me The Safe Way n/a 25:02 (Source)

Uploaded a clip from this video to Archive on June 1, 2009 under the title "Hit Me The Safe Way (Extended)".

December 17 Awkward Grandpa n/a 4:11 (Source)
December 18 Salesman Snaps 2 n/a 5:15 (Source)
December 18 Flush The Flesh n/a 6:02 (Source)
December 19 The Fragile Divide n/a 3:30 (Source)
December 19 Racism Omega n/a 4:08 (Source)
December 20 I'M SO ROBOT A tribute to today's politicians, news programs, elderly, mental... 3:17 (Source)


December 21 Worst Holiday Card Ever n/a 3:20 (Source)
December 24 Bad Parents Bad Parents ... now making a video to prove that they are good parents... yet what Steve doesn't 5:05
December 26 I'm So Stalker Song Dylan has been stalking Onision for some time, and now, he's come out with a music video about him. 3:21
December 31 Suicide: Never Suicide: Never. Onision ... for a better tomorrow. 3:31