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<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">This is me officially admitting who I am sexually ~ I fantasize, but I would never do what I "want" to if the opportunity came around... it would just be... disgusting.</div>
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">This is me officially admitting who I am sexually ~ I fantasize, but I would never do what I "want" to if the opportunity came around... it would just be... disgusting.</div>


[[Category: Literature]] [[Category: Poems]]
[[Category: Literature]] [[Category: Poems]] [[Category: 2004]]

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Tribute To Sane Boys is a poem Greg wrote in late 2004 and posted to his Mr Odd website. (Source)

Poem

[Now Kids, Beware, This Poem May Give You A Scare]

I want to have sex with her,

But if she were here, I wouldn't.

I want to rub her every corner,

But if she were here I'd gag.


I'm talking about the porn star,

The one I masturbate to,

But would never actually touch...

In real life...


I want to experiment,

Position after position,

But only if I don't have to move...

Only if it's all in my mind.


I want to bump, rub, lick, rub...

But only if it's a fantasy.


I want to masturbate...

But I just did that...

I want to take a dump...

But I don't feel like it...


I want to pee...

I want to puke...

I want to feel...

I want to DO something...

Warm?


But I just don't feel like it...


I want to look into her eyes,

And tell her it's just a fling...

I want to have sex with her,

But only in a ghetto dream...


I would not actually touch her,

Unless she were my stroking hand,

I want to masturbate...


But I just did that.

This is me officially admitting who I am sexually ~ I fantasize, but I would never do what I "want" to if the opportunity came around... it would just be... disgusting.