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'''Tribute To Sane Boys''' is a poem Greg wrote in late 2004 and posted to his [[Mr Odd]] website. ([http://web.archive.org/web/20060111195421/http://mrodd.com/literature.html Source])
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[Now Kids, Beware, This Poem May Give You A Scare]
 
I want to have sex with her,
 
But if she were here, I wouldn't.
 
I want to rub her every corner,
 
But if she were here I'd gag.
 
 
 
I'm talking about the porn star,
 
The one I masturbate to,
 
But would never actually touch...
 
In real life...
 
 
 
I want to experiment,
 
Position after position,
 
But only if I don't have to move...
 
Only if it's all in my mind.
 
 
 
I want to bump, rub, lick, rub...
 
But only if it's a fantasy.
 
 
 
I want to masturbate...
 
But I just did that...
 
I want to take a dump...
 
But I don't feel like it...
 
 
 
I want to pee...
 
I want to puke...
 
I want to '''feel'''...
 
I want to '''DO''' something...
 
Warm?
 
 
 
But I just don't feel like it...
 
 
 
I want to look into her eyes,
 
And tell her it's just a fling...
 
I want to have sex with her,
 
But only in a ghetto dream...
 
 
 
I would not actually touch her,
 
Unless she were my stroking hand,
 
I want to masturbate...
 
 
 
But I just did that.
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">This is me officially admitting who I am sexually ~ I fantasize, but I would never do what I "want" to if the opportunity came around... it would just be... disgusting.</div>
 
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