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			=League of Legends Girls: Useless Trash?=

			About Onision - November 6, 2019

			So I’ve been playing League of Legends quite a bit these days. I started out having no idea what I was doing, but eventually I began to really understand the game.

			If you don’t know about League, you basically have a dude or chick… or robot… and you control them by clicking around a big map. They go wherever you click.

			In a normal game, like Diablo III, you would simply have a controller and whatever you push on the arrow pad or knob would direct them more specifically step by step. So? This whole interface was a bit new for me.

			Overall, a group of five enemies has a home base, you and four people have your home base. The goal? You’re trying to fight through minions, towers and other human characters to get to their home base…. so you can destroy it.

			I want to introduce you to some the of the characters I enjoy playing most and why and maybe you can find your own kind of love for them as well… first off Veigar.

			[Image of Veigar]

			That little guy you could kick and make an easy field goal with, who could also destroy you in a single spell.

			Veigar is one of my favorite characters because he has a special power to lock people away temporarily with, what many call a “Baby cage.” You know… like in Rugrats.

			When he traps you can can unleash some pretty heavy blows to your life without much resistance and hopefully you die. Ha ha and all that.

			Veigar has all kinds of little horrible things to say like “I will swallow your soul”… cute. Especially considering it is done in a silly little voice that sounds like it came from an angry mouse.

			Veigar’s ultimate move is pretty much the same as his other moves, useful and dangerous if leveled up/built on correctly.

			When I first started playing him I was actually a bit disappointed because I thought from his default artwork that he was a giant horseman, when in fact, he is actually this very short little dweeb in a way… which kinda makes him even more endearing.

			Now… another character I enjoy playing is Urgot. The big spider guy… he’s a great ally but bad enemy.

			[Image of Urgot]

			He’s fat, he’s a spider, he’s a man… he’s a fat spider-man.

			Some of you may have sighed a little bit just by me mentioning Urgot because if you power up his automatic machine gun, he pretty much is well… horribly irritating to everyone who encounters him.

			Basically Urgot has one of the most terrifying finishers because of the fact that when you are low enough health, you can press one button while pointed in the right direction and chains will lurch out of Urgot and pull you into him so he can… I guess, devour you.

			As a player on the other, team, your whole screen becomes covered in chains and you’re pretty shook at that point… normally.

			Now, Urgot is perfect for a three lane level, pretty decent for a one lane level, but not so much in modes where you can straight up spam your abilities as his abilities aren’t really about spamming, they’re more for being opportunistic.

			Now the title of this article is centered on this idea that League of Legends girl characters are trash… well, you decide my opinion based on the following… one of my top four favorite characters to play as? Tristana.

			[Image of Tristana]

			Tristana is a cute little character who functions as a great ranged unit. If you end her life, you generally feel bad because she seems so defenseless and innocent, but make no mistake, this girl is lethal. She can plant a bomb on you, shoot you from really far away, and even dunk on you.

			Basically the reasons I enjoy playing her are this (1) No ranged unit I’ve seen is better at taking down towers. Her bombs work on them which makes her powerful as heck.

			(2) If you need to get away from someone, her W move can help you escape faster, and her other moves are basically centered on not being anywhere near the enemy when you attack, which is generally how I need to play anyway because I’m not very good at close ranged stuff.

			(3) She racks up kills FAST when she is leveled up… like just mows through minions at a blistering rate. Considering every champion I’ve played… if anything, she’s basically my favorite character.

			But liking one character doesn’t mean I’m not anti-girl just yet… so what if two of my top characters were girls? Oh my! Two awesome female champions in League? Yep.

			Her name is Riven.

			[image of Riven]

			Riven has a sword that is probably heavier than the average grown man’s body. She can send “blade force” like waves at the enemy and is basically the female version of Cloud Strife (from FFVII) in my opinion.

			I enjoy playing as her because she can typically take a hit and dish it out even better. She’s great at cutting through towers when leveled up and overall? I just like the lady’s aesthetic.

			[Image of Riven]

			If I had to rank my favorite characters to play overall, it would probably go like this:

			1. Tristana
			2. Veigar
			3. Urgot
			4. Riven

			I feel this way pretty strongly… maybe because my score often follows the same trend… I score the most human kills with Tristana. I score the most assist human kills with Veigar. And the other two just generally dish out a lot of punishment to everyone.

			Right now I’m trying out a number of characters, I’ve only played maybe… 12 different total characters so far and there are over 100 so, if you guys have any recommendations please DM me on Patreon (the only place I take mail these days) ~

			So? My overall review of League of Legends… 10/10. For a multiplayer game, it’s the best out there right now.

			[Star ratings for game details like graphics and sound]

			Also! If you ever want to game with me in League of Legends, join my Patreon’s Discord and I’ll chat with you there! <nowiki>http://patreon.com/onision</nowiki>

			Till then, here’s a video I just made about the League of Legends Girls!

			[Embed of UhOhBro video "Best League of Legends Characters]

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			=I Got My Tesla To Play Adult Content & Cuphead=

			About Onision - November 3, 2019

			So some people may wonder… does the Tesla play adult content? Does the Tesla play Cuphead? And if so, how does the Tesla play Cuphead or adult content?

			<b>Well… here’s how you do the Cuphead thing first of all:</b>
			1. Grab a USB controller (an XBOX controller should work just fine!)
			2. Plug the USB controller into the USB ports right under your screen in the Tesla’s center console (either one is fine… and yeah this is for the Model 3).
			3. Press the “T” logo at the top center of the screen and wait for a moment.
			4. Once the new screen pops up, click on the Arcade icon.
			5. Tap on Cuphead and wait for the game to load!

			Some important things to note, (1) You gotta update your system software to the latest version (2) It helps if you connect your car to WiFi to accomplish this.

			Now! With that being said, how did Cuphead perform? Really well actually. You’ll see in the video below. Additionally there is a two player compatabiliy in the Tesla Model 3, so that means you can literally just hang out if you’re ever stuck somewhere, and play video games.

			Is it the FULL game? Actually I donno… at one point I saw an ad in the game for the “full version” on Steam etc. so, probably not. But it felt like the full version.

			Where can you get the controllers? <b>GREAT QUESTION!</b>
			If you want the XBOX controller I used, get it here: [Link to xbox controller on Amazon]

			And if you want the other controller I used, <b>a bit cheaper</b>, here you go: [Link to xbox controller on Amazon]

			So! Out of the two controllers I’d say the XBOX one is slightly better, but they both work great… and the second controller works on the Nintendo Switch as well… oh my!

			<b>So, now for the adult stuff…</b> in order to find adult content on your Tesla, all you really have to do is sign into YouTube or Netflix and seek it out – Fairly simple really. Will this change the world? I mean… gosh… sounds like trouble if anything… no one should probably be watching that without tented windows at the very least.

			Regardless, here is the lovely video, presented on this site before even YOUTUBE gets to see it released… if you want to see the uncut version, that’s for Patreon: <nowiki>http://patreon.com/onision</nowiki>

			[Embed of Speaks video "Playing The Game Cuphead In A Tesla Car"]

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Blog entries from Greg's [[Onision.co]] website. This site is notorious for excessive ads. ([https://www.onision.co/author/niqmo127/ Source])

=What Is Going On?=

Site Updates - August 2019

So you may be wondering what is going on… this whole site is like… here one day, not the next, how the heck can you keep up? Well… I’m just trying to find the best server for this site for the best price, and I think I’ve made a lot of progress.

Anyway, stay tuned & talk to you on the forums at <nowiki>https://www.onision.co/community</nowiki>

=I Used To Design Web Sites=

About Onision - August 2019

Onision used to design web sites... what even? Much of them are forums.

Way back in the day I designed web sites… I think I was like 15 years old when I started designing them… these are some examples of the designs…

[6 tiny images from his old sites]

They’re small because the original versions were deleted… but if you look up on the WayBackMachine.org you can find a bunch of old web sites I invested in… like Onision.com (old forums) or DeathReaper.com (as seen, the gray site above) or even GoSere which I worked on for the US Air Force…

Anyway, thought you might like to know about that 🙂

[Higher quality screen shot of [[OnisionForums.biz]]]

I even ran a site called OnlineForums.biz which featured numerous other projects… I was a busy boy.

=Onision GIFs=

GIFs - August 2019

A collection of awesome Onision GIF images... you know that YouTuber dude? It me!

Do you guys like Onision GIF images? Like animated stuff? Well, here is a fun collection of GIFs for you to share and enjoy!

[39 gifs Greg created of himself back in 2014ish]

=Onision Fan Photos=

Onision Fans - August 2019

Are you an Onision fan? Maybe you'll find yourself on this page somewhere... that would be cool :D

There are quite a few Onision fans out there… these are just a few of the people who submitted photos because they wanted to be publicly recognized as actual fans of Onision at some point… which is awesome, amazing, incredible and also awesome.

Tweet @Onision with fan photos to maybe be added some day!

[52 images of fans posing with signs that say "Onision" or Onision merch]

=Brooke Houts & Her Dog=

YouTuber News - August 2019

Brooke Houts was pretty mean to her dog... what the heck? Why?

What do you guys think about this lady? Did she actually spit on her dog? Because it completely and utterly looked like she spit on her dog… sounded like it too.

[Embed of UhOhBro video]

The dog clearly just wanted attention.

=I Dated Belle Delphine=

Too Hot For YouTube - September 2019

So YouTube was not happy with this video, even in it’s censored state.

To see the less censored version, please sign up to http://patreon.com/onision

Anyway, here’s the version intended for YouTube, but now exclusive to this site 😛

[Embed of Vimeo upload of video]

=Which YouTuber Are You?=

Quizzes - July 2019

[Flash-like quiz]

=Where I Am Now=

About Onision - October 2019

Hey… I’m downloading something right now and have nothing better to do than type you this message so I wanted to talk about where I am now…

First off, today I sent out some personal thank you videos to patrons and Cameo folk… I got a nicer phone so I am able to record those videos without makeup… haha.

Apparently a better lens = I like myself more… also got a well lit webcam for the same reason… I just don’t like looking grim, you know?

Anyway here is one of the photos I took on the new camera…

[Selfie of Greg]

I like it because it gets the details without warping my face… it’s all about lenses really.

But yeah, I am work on a deeper video right now that I hope you will love. I listened to my patrons and they want longer/deeper content, that is what I want to give to you 😊

So… this video is taking a couple days to record/edit, but should be great. For my patrons, see you tonight on the movie night Skype thing 😋

Which by the way, I thought more YouTubers did stuff like this with patrons… apparently not. Not sure why, you guys are some of my closest friends (some of you) ~

=About Shane Dawson’s Makeup=

YouTuber News - November 1, 2019

Today I saw something on Twitter that kinda upset me, and I was upset in a way I am not used to. I would post a screenshot of what I saw, but I don’t want to out anyone or make anyone feel bad because I personally don’t have any beef with really, anyone at this point.

What I mean when I say “Beef” is I simply don’t have any incentive or motivation to go after anyone as if I am better than them. As I grow, I learn more about how human we all are, how things you could never comprehend before, you begin to understand as you slowly realize how monumentally messed up so many of us are.

A good example of this is someone saying they would never go to a place to “take care” of a baby, they vote conservatively their whole life, till one day they get pregnant and their word is suddenly upside down before they even give birth. So they find themselves looking to “take care” of their own pregnancy so they can live a life where they are not pushing some child into a life that lacks love or is otherwise not healthy. In other words, you start out judging women for claiming rights to their own bodies, then you find yourself in their shoes and you’re doing the same thing.

So… we all are capable of over time, kind of understanding where people we disagree with are coming from when given enough life experience.

[Screen shot of Shane's Famous Birthdays page]

Some time ago something kinda funny happened (“funny” as in awkward and humbling), I went after Shane for making jokes that sounded serious to me, and numerous other people (it was trending on Twitter that he was canceled, we’re talking tens of thousands of people tweeting the same thing) – I joined the bandwagon and later on became somewhat of the poster boy for the whole movement, people even suggested I invented it when in fact it was originally blamed on the Paul brothers. Point is, I didn’t jump off the bandwagon till eventually I was one of the only people left… because I couldn’t possibly imagine how anyone could say what Shane had said… till someone showed me an old tweet of mine, where I made a joke about Skyping someone while using the toilet… yeah… suddenly I was like “Oh well that’s different! Obviously I was being sarcastic, that scenario is ridiculous!” – well, maybe Shane saw his statements the same way, or, maybe Shane is literally the next coming of the dark lord Lucifer? Joking… or am I?

So to discuss what I saw on Twitter… Jeffree Star and Shane Dawson came out with a new makeup set… me personally? I don’t really get makeup… I don’t care, it’s… you know just foundation for me and that’s all… ok, maybe I darken my brows a bit too… anyway, the point is, I couldn’t possibly understand why people are so obsessed with these silly little colorful plastic and powder products… but, I’m also completely ignorant, so unlike so many times before, I’ve kept my mouth shut, I’ve tried to be an adult for once and watch the world turn without my interruption. But… well… about what I saw…

[Picture of Shane and his fiance Ryland]

Shane and his other half :)

So someone I consider an online friend Tweeted something about how “good” Shane’s new makeup set looked… and they posted two pictures of Shane pretending to be a member of a different skin color. I’ll paraphrase, someone took old non-PC pics of Shane and said that was his current makeup set in action… Personally I know this person is not pro-Shane, they have been going off on Shane for over a year… they have something up their rear over the guy, and I get that, in a number of ways, not just about Shane, but people in general. It sucks to see people who you maybe attempted to be like at one point succeed beyond imagination, let’s be honest, Shane is a mega hit, like, incredibly successful… but my reaction to this… when I saw these photos of Shane I was already aware of, playing characters intended to make people laugh and nothing else, my thought was “Yeah, we all know that happened, but that was like years ago” and my emotions were like “Holy heck, low blow dude.”

Let me talk about my personal experience with Shane… I went to lunch/dinner with him a few times… one time we tried this Italian restaurant, then bailed because the Menu was, no good. We went to a Mexican place instead. Another time I went to his favorite restaurant with him, and he publicly stated he did not like how I did not look at the waiters in the face when I talked to them… he only publicly said this (as I recall) because I had publicly stated that he stood me up multiple times. In other words, I was being childish and handling my problems like an attention-seeker rather than an adult. But! That is not what this story is about. I additionally spent a short time at Shane’s house, making a video with BlackBoxTV and another time making a song with Shane himself. Now with that being said, Shane, at no point, showed any interest in any of the things his jokes covered. Not the face makeup, not the… other jokes, literally no indication of anything bad in his personality regarding these specific subjects… so? This whole time I’ve been going off not having seen the guy in forever & solely on the fact that I don’t understand what his jokes sound like/how he jokes & I hadn’t reflected on the reality that he never showed any real world signs to me that anything was bad about his personality, at all, other than simply not showing up when he said he would – which is a totally separate, irrelevant private issue.

See the thing is, Shane already said sorry for those things, he, like everyone else, has a right to apologize for things and move on. He messed up by making jokes that were ok then, but not now, and those photos may be relevant if he ever ran for president… but on social media, when you go after people who are much more successful than you, or who have some other quality you think you do not have… well, it comes off as jealousy, and holding onto those feelings doesn’t really make your life any better.

Shane will continue to be a huge success despite all his controversy because let’s be honest, there is no concrete evidence that he is this monster some people believe he is. If you caught someone in a private situation doing these things, maybe then you could say something was real here… but in most every controversy, you find Shane doing or saying something publicly, in an environment where he is expected to say bold things, and take part in “hilarious” behavior… so you often wind up just being that heckler that no one likes, yelling at the person on stage who is playing a character for the sake of other people’s lives being better.

I’ve made a lot of mistakes with pointing fingers and acting holier-than-thou… but I regret those things, I am sorry for those things, and I also don’t want to be reminded of things I apologized for many years down the line. I would like to move past so many things I have said sorry for… and reality check, to the person who brought up Shane’s past makeup decisions & jokes… as far as bringing it up again and again?

You feel exactly the same way about your own past.
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