The Cries of the Crypt

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The Cries of the Crypt, or T.C.T.C., is an early website created by Greg in 2001. Since the site was hosted through a free web host, it is still available to view today. (Source)

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Site

This website was nicknamed by Greg as "T.C.T.C. is the little lime sidekick of HybridEye.com". The site contains a "copyright" from Syn Within Inc., Greg's webdesign company at the time.

Greg referred to himself as Oddikaun on this website.

Hate Mail

Greg dedicated a page of this site to "hate mail" he would receive over email and guest book submissions. The only hate mail he received was from someone named Devin that apparently wanted to prove skateboarders were superior to rollerbladers.

~First Guest Book Submission~

From: [...]@hotmail.com (Devin)

roller bladers suck sk8ordie right? well thats a saying for skateboarders witch any one of could kick your @\\$$ so get on a board or always be known as a poser u cum sucking queer!
-E-Mail In Response-

Hello,

Obviously from your email you are not the highest self esteemed person on the planet so you must go around insulting others to make yourself feel better about who you are... I take no offense to your constant put-downs for it does not matter what type of language comes out of you directed at me because your significance is apparently irrelevant... I hope you learn a lesson later on in life that no one really truly likes the company of an ass-hole... Have a nice day... -Oddikaun

P.S. I also wish for you to know that this email shall be posted on my site and you shall be exploited as an official court jester.
~Second Guest Book Submission~

Thursday, 3/15/01, 2:48 PM

From: [...]@hotmail.com (Devin)

f u says your a jackass u sendin my friend (pyro) sh! t e-mail stop yes it was me i wrote that crap heard of me....send me all the f**k you want i will just answer back without reading it and it will be harsh sk8ers suck skateboard or die!!!!!!!!!!!!!! truly fuckin yours that cool hot dood that hates you ps.f..................u!

Out of 10, what is this site?

negative 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
---I RECENTLY HAVE HAD NO URGE IN WRITING DEVIN BACK. THERE IS NO POINT FOR HE IS INSIGNIFICANT AS CONSIDERING AN ENEMY, LIVING STATES APART. AS PYRO HAS NOTIFIED ME DEVIN MOST LIKELY IS IN PRISON FOR DOING DRUGS ON TOP OF A CHURCH.---

---PYRO, THROUGH THIS TIME HAS GOTTEN HIM BACK, DEVIN HAS OBVIOUSLY PAID FOR HIS ACTIONS, AND I THANK YOU PYRO FOR DOING SO.--

---IF ANY OF YOU VISITORS OUT THERE WISH TO BE POSTED ON THIS PAGE, GO AHEAD AND LET ALL YOUR ANGER OUT, I HAVE THE TENDENCY TO NOT CARE OF INSULTS COMING FROM ANOTHER OF WHICH I DO NOT KNOW. SO FEEL FREE TO DO SO... GOODBYE FOR NOW.---

-ODDIKAUN-

Advice

TCTC index page mascot
Greg created a general advice page where a person can click on an issue they are having, and a pop-up will give you Greg's advise on the matter. Issues include suicidal thoughts to divorcing parents.

Bands

Greg began creating a page dedicated to the band Nine Inch Nails, but apparently never completed it. The page just has a link to the band's website.

Head Song

Greg created a page titled "Head Song", where 99 pop-ups will appear with the text from Greg's version of 99 Bottles of Beer.

"99 decapitated heads on the wall,

99 decapitated heads.

If one of those heads should happen to fall,

98 decapitated heads on the wall..."