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Welcome to Life of Onion

"Attempting to chronicle the odd online life of the character Onision in a respectful manner."

Unbiased source for Bananas, Smurfs, and drama lovers alike!

We currently have 243 articles.

Featured Article

Greg served in the US Air Force from 2005 to 2008. For years Greg claimed to have an honorable discharge, but in 2017 it was revealed he actually received a general discharge (Read more)

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Timeline of Greg's relationships as an adult as of February 2017. Triangles are marriages. Past Featured Image Gallery

Featured Quote

"Everyone who reads this, I want you to know, it's not that I am wicked, nor am I good... I'm just a villain with morals... that's all ~"

- Onision, 2005 (Source)

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Latest Updates

Onion Updates

March 4 - The Onision Forums become inaccessible to members.
March 3 - Sarah files a lawsuit against Greg, Kai, and YouTube.
February 22 - Regina and Greg each are interviewed by WFTV9 News.
February 16 - Chris Hansen uploads an interview with Regina's lawyer.
February 13 - Greg announces he is leaving social media again. He vows to continue to continue content for his paying fans.

2023 Updates Archive
2021 Updates Archive
2016 Updates Archive

2015 Updates Archive

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Skye (wip)
Shiloh (wip)
Adrienne
Lainey (wip)
Billie (wip)

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General Timeline (wip)
Relationships Timeline

Bananas
Onision XYZ (wip)
November 14, 2007
Cyr (coming soon)
Shane (major wip)

wip = work in progress, not all information is on the article at this time

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