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"Attempting to chronicle the odd online life of the character Onision in a respectful manner."
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MilitaryGreg3.jpg Greg served in the US Air Force from 2005 to 2008. For years Greg claimed to have an honorable discharge, but in 2017 it was revealed he actually received a general discharge (Read more)

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Timeline of Greg's relationships as an adult as of February 2017. Triangles are marriages.
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"The only way I could recover from my fall was to make her the bad guy... I would make up excuses as to why she was wrong for me, suggest that she treated me wrongly, that she did not care about anyone ~ I was almost to the point of sayings he had no soul ~ not to degrade her, but to save myself from more heart ache..."
- Onision, 2005 (Source)
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This site is officially on hiatus. I have a lot going on in my personal life and can't continue researching and editing for now. I don't know exactly when I'll return, but I'll estimate around winter 2017. When I return I hope to bring in more editors and create a space (like a forum) for anyone interested in contributing/improving the site.

A major change I made before this announcement was re-naming a few articles. Unfortunately, if you Google search full names of some of Greg's exes their LoO articles show up on the first or second page. I did not want this to happen and I actually tried to avoid this by only using first names, but google still made the connections.

I wanted this wiki to be for people that are interested in the online figure "Onision", not to permanently connect Greg's exes to their brief past with him. I'm hoping the article name changes will help, but I am doubtful. If it doesn't help by the end of the year, I may have to either highly censor the articles or request google take those pages or possibly this site off their search engine. I feel extremely guilty over this and I am sorry if this is negatively impacting anyone.

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