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Note: Some Onision main channel videos may have just been re-uploaded to the OnisionArchive channel under a different name.
 
Note: Some Onision main channel videos may have just been re-uploaded to the OnisionArchive channel under a different name.
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=2007=
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{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;"
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|'''Date'''
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| style="width:300px;" |'''Title'''
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|'''Channel'''
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| style="width:500px;" |'''Description'''
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|'''Notes'''
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|-
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|October 29
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|'''An Elegant Demonstraition '''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Onision
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Using the greatest movie making software ever, we cracked a few jokes.
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|[http://videomaster-140.blogspot.com/2008/02/elegant-demonstraition-onision.html Source]
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|-
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|November 22
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|'''How To Open Microsoft Office Packaging'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Vighkel
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|style="text-align: Left;" |It’s like a monkey was trying to do it.
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|[http://www.techonvideo.com/2007/11/22/how-to-open-microsoft-office-packaging-vighkel/ Source]
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|}
  
 
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taarBDgOjvM Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taarBDgOjvM Re-Upload]
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|-
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|April ?
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|'''Comedy - Nesquik is Crack (Nestle Nesquik Contest)'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080529031854/youtube.com/user/xK3LLI3xPARKSx Source]
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|-
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|April ?
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|'''Viking Log - Laughing SO Hard You PEE Yourself'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080529031854/youtube.com/user/xK3LLI3xPARKSx Source]
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|April ?
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|'''Comedy - My Cat is Always HORNY - Please Help Me'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080529031854/youtube.com/user/xK3LLI3xPARKSx Source]
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|-
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|April ?
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|'''Viking Log - Laughing SO Hard You PEE Yourself'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080529031854/youtube.com/user/xK3LLI3xPARKSx Source]
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|-
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|April ?
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|'''Music Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original Comedy Rap Song'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080529031854/youtube.com/user/xK3LLI3xPARKSx Source]
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|-
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|April 26
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|'''I'm So COUNTRY - Country Music Video - Parody/Comedy Song'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080529031854/youtube.com/user/xK3LLI3xPARKSx Source 1] [http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog#I.27m_So_COUNTRY_-_Country_Music_Video_-_Parody.2FComedy_Song Source 2]
 
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|May 10
 
|May 10
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This video was not created to stir debate, or offend anyone. I composed, wrote & "sang" this song for the objective of expressing myself, and my views, legitimate or not.
 
This video was not created to stir debate, or offend anyone. I composed, wrote & "sang" this song for the objective of expressing myself, and my views, legitimate or not.
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Music_Video_-_I.27M_SO_ROBOT_-_Original_Political_Song Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGHdwy58L5c Re-Upload]
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Music_Video_-_I.27M_SO_ROBOT_-_Original_Political_Song Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGHdwy58L5c Re-Upload]
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|-
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|May 22
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|'''Time Capsule Video - Contacting Myself Five Years Ago'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080529031854/youtube.com/user/xK3LLI3xPARKSx Source]
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|-
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|May 23
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|'''The Time Traveling Tranny'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |The Time Traveling Tranny has a message for a person in her past... though it may be hard to swallow this one... this video may disturb you.
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What if you could send a video five years back in time to yourself? What would you say?
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#The_Time_Traveling_Tranny Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKxKJlr4D2Q Re-Upload]
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|-
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|May 26
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|'''I'M SO CULT - Original Song / Music Video'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080529031854/youtube.com/user/xK3LLI3xPARKSx Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aUmERSuUek Re-upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|June 1
 
|June 1
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This video is the sequel of the first "I'M SO EMO" music video and continues the story of Charlie the Emo, created by Onision.
 
This video is the sequel of the first "I'M SO EMO" music video and continues the story of Charlie the Emo, created by Onision.
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20080612111310/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Elz4BV3y0A Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43FfbTd0a8g Re-Upload]
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20080612111310/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Elz4BV3y0A Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43FfbTd0a8g Re-Upload]
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|-
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|July 1
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|'''I'M SO GOTH'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Music video about Gothic people all over the world. Video analyzes the psyche of your every-day goth, and exposes them for what they are.
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Turn to the dark side, and find yourself wrapped in it's cold embrace.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#I.27M_SO_GOTH_-_Music_Video Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgTort3eso Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
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|July 2
 
|July 2
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Doctor Allen has a 99% failure rate when it comes to surgery, today is no different. Watch Dr. Allen as he tells the family members the bad news thanks to his severe malpractice issues.
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Doctor Allen has a 99% failure rate when it comes to surgery, today is no different. Watch Dr. Allen as he tells the family members the bad news thanks to his severe malpractice issues.
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Doctor_Bad_News Source])
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Doctor_Bad_News Source])
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|-
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|July 12
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|'''Viking Vlog - 2012'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Will the world end in 2012? ABSOLUTELY NOT! The Viking will tell you exactly why it won’t end. In addition to this there is also the YouTube Haters to talk about, and the Boyscout Disaster that happened in IOWA today :(
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080914075611/http://onision.wordpress.com:80/2008/06/12/viking-vlog-2012/ Source]
 
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|July 13
 
|July 13
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|'''Tranny Phone Sex'''
 
|'''Tranny Phone Sex'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Leo the psychic gets a phone call from a tranny who is promoting 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE a phone sex company she works for.
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Leo the psychic gets a phone call from a tranny who is promoting 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE a phone sex company she works for.
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Call 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE now to get sadly disappointed by the quality of customer service!
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Tranny_Phone_Sex Source])
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Tranny_Phone_Sex Source])
 
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|'''How To Be A Whore'''
 
|'''How To Be A Whore'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain!
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain!
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Make sure you send this video to all your friends, so they too can find out too, IF THEY ARE A WHORE!
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#How_To_Be_A_Whore Source])
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#How_To_Be_A_Whore Source])
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|-
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|July 30
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|'''Onision Philosophy - Episode 1'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |I have much discomfort for the world we live in. The planet is so beautiful itself, and yet the people on it fight one another which ruins the world’s beauty.
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It is time we stop fighting. Even if it means those who refuse to fight have to suffer, than so be it. You will never end violence by showing violence for others.
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This is not just your life we’re talking about, it’s you’re soul.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Onision_Philosophy_-_Episode_1 Source]
 
|-
 
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|July 30
 
|July 30
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|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Onision_Philosophy_-_Episode_2 Source])
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_2#Onision_Philosophy_-_Episode_2 Source])
 
|-
 
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|July 30
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|August 1
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|'''Onision Philosophy - Episode 3'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Today’s Subjects: The afterlife, portals to heaven/beyond. The light ghosts walk into, helping others through the Ouija board, pendulums, energy detectors or other forms of communication devices.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 2
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|'''Unsubscribe and Die'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Congrats! You’ve been pre-approved to unsubscribe! Once you are an official unsubscriber you will receive one free complimetary video, but just in case you don’t want to unsubscribe, and just want to see the video now… we have it here for you!
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It’s super secret, so only tell everyone else about it if you’re like a total gossip whore OMG!
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 3
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|'''Tastes Like Torture'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Ricky Tulsa has made up his mind… his next victim is revealed. A great battle between the surreal and sanity is about to be fought on one channel - The Onision Revolution.
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Rick Tulsa was originally introduced in a failed Psychic book sales commercial. Since that time he has killed his sister, attempted to kill his mother, gotten in a fight with Zogtar and lost, and visited a shrink only to kill a Piñata.
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Ricky Tulsa has completely lost his mind, and no longer roams the earth in the same realm as the rest of us do.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 4
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|'''Onision Philosophy - Episode 4'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Abortion is the topic of the day. Whether your pro-life or pro-choice, republican or democrat, I hope you give this perspective a listen.
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If you do not agree with what I have to say, I appreciate you putting our differences aside, and not letting it ruin our overall positive relationship.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 5
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|'''QnA With Onision - Episode 7'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |I have accepted one question from each viewer who submitted a list of questions. I hope you enjoy them.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 6
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|'''I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Music video for white gangster rappers all over the world.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3#I.E2.80.99M_SO_WHITE_GANGSTER Source]& lyrics, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a896GYz0YAA Re-Upload]
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|-
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|August 7
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|'''Viking Vlog - Desperate for Flame'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |I was accused of putting videos on YouTube for the sake of fame… we shall call this “The great Viking adventure on a quest for the holy fame!”
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:) Seriously though, really?
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 8
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|'''Onision Art Contest'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Whichever viewer creates and submits the best Onision art will receive $100. Please submit your art before September 8th, 2008.
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrcTpoOgumk Re-Upload]
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|-
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|August 9
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|'''Onision Bloopers - Episode 7'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |These bloopers contain clips from: I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER, Tastes Like Torture, Unsubscribe And Die, How To Be A Whore, & I’M SO NERDY
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 10
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|'''Vlog - Paint Fumes & Brain Damage'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |I was painting today in a poorly ventilated area, with no mask… [sigh] I know smart? Well… my brain was temporarily (hopefully) effected by it, and I’ve decided I’m never painting without 100% protection in the future.
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Please do not make the same mistake I did.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 23
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|'''World Has Skillz'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Parody of “America’s Got Talent” which points out quite a few disturbing realities and of course completely humiliates Sally the transvestite once again.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 12
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|'''I’M SO PEDOPHILE'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Music video about sexual predators on MySpace and around the web.
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I’M SO PEDOPHILE is a song that is meant to discourage people from giving away person information through the internet to people you do not know already in person. Young or old, you can become a victim of a sexual predator, please be safe, and enjoy the video.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sK27hU6u5o Re-Upload]
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|-
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|August 13
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|'''Onision Philosophy - Episode 5'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |When I watched the Olympics today, I witnessed a very cold and unsupportive team for the USA’s female gymnastics team. Alicia [...] screwed up on her routine, and her team failed to catch her fall. I am seeing it through the television screen, it is no where near as good as a first person perspective, however this is a universal problem, not just with the USA, but it’s worldwide.
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We need to support one another. We need to be what we are, and stop acting like robots.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 14
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|'''Pedophile Trap'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Those who are technically aiding pedophiles exposed themselves on one of my recent videos. Check out the feedback on “I’M SO PEDOPHILE” to see what I mean.
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Regardless of what you have to say, we all know pedophilia is wrong. Children should be given a healthy, full childhood. No one should take away what innocence they have — they should never be betrayed when they rely on us the most.
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Protect your children, protect each other, and stay smart.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 15
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|'''YouTube Terms of Service Summary'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |I’ve read over the policy, and searched the web. Hopefully this can help you better understand YouTube’s Terms of Use (Service).
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 16
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|'''Missing You, A Piece of Me'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |A song I sang this morning when thinking of a friend I have not spoken to in some time…
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I originally wrote a poem, however I decided not to recite those words, and instead just sing the first words that came to my mind.
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The song you hear in this video, is what I came up with.
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cq9XX1paPA Re-Upload] ([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3#Missing_You.2C_A_Piece_of_Me Source/Lyrics])
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|-
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|August 16
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|'''Insane Fan Posse'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Onision fans unite to decimate all haters of Vighkel (the Viking) and friends. :D I hope this answers a few questions.
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WARNING - this video does contain graphic scenes and very disturbing humor. If you’re into that kind of thing, awesome, if not RUN! AHHH!
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In no way does Onision represent any company of any kind. This video should reflect upon no one but Onision. There are no sponsors, there are no associations. It’s just Onision.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkfL1tzwiU Re-Upload]
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|-
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|August 17
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|'''Pedophile Confrontation'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Post a video response telling pedophiles what they need to hear, tell them they are not welcome around your friends and family, tell them they are not welcome in your neighborhood, let them know what they are doing is wrong.
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If we don’t make a stand, and tell them loud and clear that we are against what they do, they’ll continue to make excuses, they’ll continue to convince themselves that it’s ok to be who they are.
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Society does not keep the message in the open enough that the behavior is unacceptable.
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For the sake of our world’s children, if it saves even one child, we have done a wonderful thing.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
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|-
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|August 18
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|'''This Is Our Revolution'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081028232624/http://onision.blip.tv:80/?sort=date;date=;user=onision;s=posts;page=6 Source]
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|-
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|August 19
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|'''The Izakuku Cult'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081028232624/http://onision.blip.tv:80/?sort=date;date=;user=onision;s=posts;page=6 Source]
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|-
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|August 20
 
|'''I'M SO NEWSWORTHY'''
 
|'''I'M SO NEWSWORTHY'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |They control our information, they decide what information we take in daily. Who are they? Who funds them? Should any of them have a political stance? How is it possible to not put a bias on news when personal opinions are involved?
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |They control our information, they decide what information we take in daily. Who are they? Who funds them? Should any of them have a political stance? How is it possible to not put a bias on news when personal opinions are involved?
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|([https://web.archive.org/web/20091114071113/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqAtIU0iUGk Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_-VfjYihE Re-Upload]
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20091114071113/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqAtIU0iUGk Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_-VfjYihE Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
|August 8
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|August 21
|'''Onision Art Contest'''
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|'''Praise Our Leader'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrcTpoOgumk Re-Upload]
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081028232624/http://onision.blip.tv:80/?sort=date;date=;user=onision;s=posts;page=6 Source]
 
|-
 
|-
|August 16
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|August 22
|'''Missing You, A Piece of Me'''
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|'''Death Threats to My Inbox'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cq9XX1paPA Re-Upload]
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081028232624/http://onision.blip.tv:80/?sort=date;date=;user=onision;s=posts;page=6 Source]
 
|-
 
|-
|August 20
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|August 23
|'''Flush The Flesh'''
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|'''QnA With Onision - Episode 8'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20081221135829/http://www.youtube.com/user/Onision Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBmzLGMCI6w Re-Upload]
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081028232624/http://onision.blip.tv:80/?sort=date;date=;user=onision;s=posts;page=6 Source]
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|-
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|August 24
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|'''World Has Skillz 2'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080828201156/myspace.com/onision Source], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gWFdCFTURA Re-Upload]
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|-
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|August 25
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|'''Prehistoric Gang Bang'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080828201156/myspace.com/onision Source]
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|-
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|August 26
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|'''Izukia’s Epic Fail'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080828201156/myspace.com/onision Source]
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|-
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|August 27
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|'''Five Facts (YouTube Game)'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080828201156/myspace.com/onision Source]
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|-
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|August 28
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|'''Suicide Another Day'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080828201156/myspace.com/onision Source] (Not the same video as the one currently on speaks)
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|-
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|August 29
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|'''I'M SO WHORE'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Music video for all the promiscuous whores of the world. People who feel no shame for sleeping around, spreading disease, infecting the innocent, with their twisted mentality.
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Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about people who sleep around.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:ImSoHalloween2008.png Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC9efq4XJEI Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
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|August 30
 
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFyO2uGAqQ Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFyO2uGAqQ Re-Upload]
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|-
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|September 2
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|'''Naked In My Bosses Office'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |I took off all my clothing in my bosses office today. I'm very tired of being treated like a tool, and I want them to realize I am a human being.
 +
 +
It is very clear to me, and everyone else that I am breaking into pieces... I am desperate for survival, but am falling victim to my own integrity --- twisted or not, my integrity is my bond.
 +
 +
Tags: naked in my bosses office nudist nude nudity no clothing stripped stip stipper removed clothes remove protesting protest taking a stand crazy sane whatever its me onision
 +
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081113124253/http://youtube.onision.com:80/2008/09/naked-in-my-bosses-office.html Source]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 4
 
|September 4
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rLfoSdJ2Q Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rLfoSdJ2Q Re-Upload]
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|-
 +
|September 5
 +
|'''Prostitute Pink Eye'''
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081028232620/http://onision.blip.tv:80/?sort=date;date=;user=onision;s=posts;page=5 Source]
 +
|-
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|September 6
 +
|'''Who Would Kill You?'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081028232615/http://onision.blip.tv:80/?sort=date;date=;user=onision;s=posts;page=4 Source]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 8
 
|September 8
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|September 12
 
|September 12
 
|'''ZOMBIE FIGHT!'''
 
|'''ZOMBIE FIGHT!'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|style="text-align: Left;" |When zombies have problems, they deal with it by morphing into a side scrolling fighter video game, and battle to the death... like real life.
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNLGuFhdlRw Re-Upload]
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|([http://web.archive.org/web/20081001060709/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXA1SVb8xDQ&feature=user Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNLGuFhdlRw Re-Upload]
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|-
 +
|September 13
 +
|'''I'M SO HALLOWEEN'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Music video about Halloween and all the goons that participate in it (me included). Are you going to participate in this Halloween holiday? Make sure you carry mace with you, and if you have kids trick-or-treating, GO WITH THEM!
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:ImSoHalloween2008.png Source]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 14
 
|September 14
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|September 16
 
|September 16
 
|'''Are You A Whore?'''
 
|'''Are You A Whore?'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Find out now if you’re a whore, but you already know… don’t you?
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source])
+
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source 1], [http://web.archive.org/web/20080921165242/http://onision.wordpress.com:80/2008/09/16/are-you-a-whore/ Source 2]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 17
 
|September 17
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|September 19
 
|September 19
 
|'''Blocked By Onision'''
 
|'''Blocked By Onision'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Quite a few controversial/deep questions this time around thanks to my viewers.
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source])
+
If you would like your question to be in an Onision video, I only take questions through video responses and emails to my YouTube Inbox, please write me there :)
 +
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source 1], [ Source 2] (with full description)
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 20
 
|September 20
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|September 21
 
|September 21
 
|'''Lazy Dates: Sally'''
 
|'''Lazy Dates: Sally'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Dating video of Sally Gunderson, a promiscuous transvestite who wants a boyfriend through the Lazy Dates service.
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu8m3yLCmx0 Re-Upload]
+
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080930011605/http://onision.wordpress.com/category/uncategorized/ Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu8m3yLCmx0 Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 22
 
|September 22
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|September 23
 
|September 23
 
|'''Manwoman Lovers'''
 
|'''Manwoman Lovers'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Stud and Fred seek out a creature that has been violating the local dinosaur population.
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHiJNpYWuCY Re-Upload]
+
The Stud and Fred show, killing creatures mindlessly.
 +
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source 1], [http://web.archive.org/web/20080930011605/http://onision.wordpress.com/category/uncategorized/ Source 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHiJNpYWuCY Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 24
 
|September 24
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|September 25
 
|September 25
 
|'''Nutshot + 2x Goofy = Fun Time'''
 
|'''Nutshot + 2x Goofy = Fun Time'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Lets travel back in time and see the source of tard :) Boy was it fun… except for the part where I was smacked in the balls with a plastic pipe…
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source])
+
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source 1], [http://web.archive.org/web/20080930011605/http://onision.wordpress.com/category/uncategorized/ Source 2]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 26
 
|September 26
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|September 27
 
|September 27
 
|'''Pedo (Hurt Parody)'''
 
|'''Pedo (Hurt Parody)'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |This is a parody video of Johnny Cash's rendition of Nine Inch Nails' song "Hurt" - The tune is based of the actual song, but is not exactly the same, and is unique to this video.
 
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source])
 
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20080927160847/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8vIgSRahI&feature=related Source])
 
|-
 
|-
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|style="text-align: Left;" |Onision keeps picking on Emo Kids! Even though he is one, that's no excuse! We must stop Onision, he is a mean jerk! The Haters United Group is here to stop this madness.
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Onision keeps picking on Emo Kids! Even though he is one, that's no excuse! We must stop Onision, he is a mean jerk! The Haters United Group is here to stop this madness.
 
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20091114071409/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YC4mQ0f6yY Source])
 
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20091114071409/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YC4mQ0f6yY Source])
 +
|-
 +
|September 29
 +
|'''Techno Suxizzle'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Vighkel offers a public apology for recommending anyone listen to techno.
 +
 +
Having listened to the supposed "Greatest Dance Songs of All Time" a cold and sad realization has come across us all. And that is... that Techno Suxizzle.
 +
 +
Please fix techno by making tunes that are not for crazy people thank you.
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
 +
|-
 +
|September 30
 +
|'''How To Not Suck at YouTube'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Emo Charlie gives Steve instructions on how to un-Suck his video upload to YouTube.
 +
 +
In no way am I suggesting that I do not suck, nor am I suggesting I suck. In no way am I suggesting I am a ham sandwich, a volleyball instructor, a pirates fake leg or an expert on videos.
 +
 +
I'm just making a video, if you grow from it, wonderful... :)
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 1
 
|October 1
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaAIWlGKdeY Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaAIWlGKdeY Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|October 8
 +
|'''Onision Philosophy 5'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |I hope you have it in you to watch this from start to end. My hopes are it will change you for the better, that today will be a remarkable day for you, that today, you will see the world in a new light.
 +
 +
I want you to close your eyes, and imagine that everyone is a color… like crayons in a box. Then I want you to open your eyes and see how beautiful the colors are. Not everyone is the same color, but all the people who show their colors with good intent are equally vibrant and beautiful in their own way.
 +
 +
Now look in the mirror… are you a gorgeous yellow, a beautiful red… a pretty pink?
 +
 +
We are separated only by the line we draw in the sand…
 +
 +
I encourage you to liberate yourself from these superficial boundaries and see the world for what it is. See yourself for who you are…
 +
 +
No one can see your color shine if you hide it from the world.
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
 +
|-
 +
|October 9
 +
|'''Onision Is FAKE!'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |You thought you knew Onision, you thought he was being honest with you all this time. But the truth is he’s a suicidal, cross-dressing, pill-popping psychopath!
 +
 +
I am Dylan, I uploaded this video to make sure you all knew who the real Onision was. He betrayed me, and now it’s time for some payback :) <— That’s my vengeance smile. It’s my favorite.
 +
 +
And if you don’t realize this is a joke by now… oh my.
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOobtJaQL3w Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|October 10
 +
|'''You Gots Jokes'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Post a video response or comment of your favorite joke. :) Please keep it PG-13 :D And happy.
 +
 +
I look forward to reading, and watching you tell your favorite jokes.
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 11
 
|October 11
 
|'''THE NOISE MUST DIE!'''
 
|'''THE NOISE MUST DIE!'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |I am so sick of noise pollution! Jets flying over, kids hollaring non-stop outside, trucks driving by, some guy trying to sell apples with a megaphone, my kitty meowing and random other noises are blowing my mind!
 +
 
 +
It wouldn’t be a big deal if I wasn’t trying to make videos… but dang it I am! LEAVE MY EARS ALONE!
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXePWTysyOs Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXePWTysyOs Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|October 12
 +
|'''As The Crotch Burns 2'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Jimmy just caught his girlfriend Sally cheating on him with Tom, but what Jimmy doesn’t know is that Tom is not the only man Sally has been with behind Jimmy’s back.
 +
 +
Oh my, all you housewives in TV land get your popcorn ready, because this retardedly overly-dramatic emotional cesspool is waiting for you to devour with your succubus queen lifestyle. Ooh my indeed.
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3 Source]
 +
|-
 +
|October 13
 +
|'''YouTube Emotions'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3#YouTube_Emotions Source](& script)
 +
|-
 +
|October 14
 +
|'''How To Fold A T-Shit'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Learn how to fold a T-Shit once and for all. Stop listening to everyone else, take your shit in your hands, and fold it the right way.
 +
 +
Don’t let a single shit lie mashed up inside your drawers ever again… unfolded. Straiten your shits out, and make sure your shits are tidy.
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3#How_To_Fold_A_T-Shit Source], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XL_UqED8Ak Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 15
 
|October 15
 
|'''Onision QnA 12'''
 
|'''Onision QnA 12'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Today a couple people asked questions which suggested that had no idea what I represent, and generally who I am… it’s a bit much to ask everyone to watch all of my videos, but for the sake of not looking out of place, please watch a few before you send any.
 +
 
 +
I kept their names secret so they would not face any… flak for their off-questions.
 +
 
 +
Regardless, I look forward to future questions. Post a video response, or send my account an email to ask your own.
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20081023153432/http://www.youtube.com/onision Source])
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20081023153432/http://www.youtube.com/onision Source])
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 16
 
|October 16
 
|'''Puke Flavored Pie'''
 
|'''Puke Flavored Pie'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Ever hear or see something disgusting when you’re just about to take a bite of food? Kind of makes you want to barf… no?
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20081023153432/http://www.youtube.com/onision Source])
+
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20081023153432/http://www.youtube.com/onision Source], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFKsBxKqjEM Re-Upload])
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 17
 
|October 17
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|October 18
 
|October 18
 
|'''Vote Over The Phone'''
 
|'''Vote Over The Phone'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Don't worry about filling out your ballots this year, just pick up your phone and use the Automated Telephonic Presidential Election Voting System.
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20081023153432/http://www.youtube.com/onision Source])
+
 
 +
With all the corruption, confusion and incompetents of previous elections that very well may have changed the fate of our country, we now have a machine tallying up votes over the phone, which means if you have the right persons information, you can vote from anywhere in the world!
 +
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20081023153432/http://www.youtube.com/onision Source 1], [http://web.archive.org/web/20081028155759/http://onision.blip.tv:80/file/1371227/ Source 2]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 19
 
|October 19
 
|'''Onision's SuperNote'''
 
|'''Onision's SuperNote'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Sally decided to let out a SuperNote in her own special way... from 10,000 feet.
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20081023153432/http://www.youtube.com/onision Source])
+
 
 +
After looking over all the options I've chosen WhatTheBuck as my team captain.
 +
 
 +
Go Team Buck.
 +
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20081023153432/http://www.youtube.com/onision Source 1], [http://web.archive.org/web/20081028155804/http://onision.blip.tv:80/file/1373801/ Source 2]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 20
 
|October 20
 
|'''Non-Voters Burn In Hell'''
 
|'''Non-Voters Burn In Hell'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |The commercials are everywhere, so many celebrities are ramming it down your throat, where do you go when you're tired of the world's bullcrap?
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB6asvi8qGk Re-Upload]
+
 
 +
Ricky Tulsa and Angus get together to make a manipulative Anti-Nonvoter video.
 +
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20081028155812/http://onision.blip.tv:80/file/1377144/ Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB6asvi8qGk Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 21
 
|October 21
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PEOkwkfhck Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PEOkwkfhck Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
|November 5
+
|November 1
 +
|'''You Killed Halloween'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |There's no question, you killed Halloween. This holiday is going to need a serious Phoenix Down if you want it to come back next year... jerk.
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3#SUNDAY.2C_NOVEMBER_2.2C_2008 Source], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZgRX_iY5Cc Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|November 2
 +
|'''The Future is Yet To Come'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |A large portion pertains to speak of our future, Onision, the viewers and the world. While the rest of the video is what would be Onision QnA 13.
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3#MONDAY.2C_NOVEMBER_3.2C_2008 Source]
 +
|-
 +
|November 3
 +
|'''Jessie's Political Attack Ad'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Tired of every other commercial being more mud slinging making both canidates look like human garbage?
 +
 
 +
No! GOOD BECAUSE HERE'S ANOTHER!
 +
 
 +
[barfs all over the place]
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=2008_Blog_3#TUESDAY.2C_NOVEMBER_4.2C_2008 Source], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbF3D12Hr-A Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|November 4
 
|'''Onision Goobers 10'''
 
|'''Onision Goobers 10'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Onision's bloopers, deleted scenes, and extra content for the last month :)
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3f0EISYKtw Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3f0EISYKtw Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|November 6
 
|November 6
 +
|'''Illuminati Post-Election Meeting'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:November2008Videos.png Source]
 +
|-
 +
|November 7
 
|'''Onision Viewer Art'''
 
|'''Onision Viewer Art'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
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|-
 
|-
 
|November 8
 
|November 8
|'''NO!'''
+
|'''No Means No'''<br>
 +
Renamed<br>
 +
'''NO!'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Mr. Fitzgerald, aspiring sex offender, gets a lesson on what no means, and in how many ways a person can say it.
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Mr. Fitzgerald, aspiring sex offender, gets a lesson on what no means, and in how many ways a person can say it.
 
|([https://www.veoh.com/watch/v16545915y5Py2EbD Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1TxwuedIOQ Re-Upload]
 
|([https://www.veoh.com/watch/v16545915y5Py2EbD Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1TxwuedIOQ Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|November 9
 
|November 9
|'''Last Minute Request'''
+
|'''Late Night Request'''<br>
 +
Renamed<br>
 +
'''Last Minute Request'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kLLLY5IioE Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kLLLY5IioE Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|November 10
 +
|'''From Boy To Man To Monster'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:November2008Videos.png Source]
 +
|-
 +
|November 11
 +
|'''23 Ate My Baby'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:November2008Videos.png Source]
 +
|-
 +
|November 12
 +
|'''Suffering Memories'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:November2008Videos.png Source]
 +
|-
 +
|November 15
 +
|'''The Ever Love (Ya Haaa!)''' (Original version)
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |From start to a finish an 80's music video in the modern day smile :) I love old music videos don't you?
 +
 +
smile :) Originally this was supposed to be a parody, but it ended up an original video in itself... I just really love them... request more if you reall[cut off]
 +
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20090827053349/http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_videos.cfm?bandID=740022 Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww5bzRR_7xI Re-Upload] Edited version uploaded in 2018.
 
|-
 
|-
 
|November 18
 
|November 18
|'''Feel The Burn''' (unfiltered version)
+
|'''Gomo God'''
 +
Renamed
 +
'''Feel The Burn''' (unfiltered version)
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_mzgisjXi0 Re-Upload] Greg re-uploaded this video on Dec 2, 2010 with a black and white filter under the name "Emo God".
+
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20081201145132/http://www.myspace.com:80/onision Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_mzgisjXi0 Re-Upload] Greg re-uploaded this video on Dec 2, 2010 with a black and white filter under the name "Emo God".
 
|-
 
|-
 
|November 19
 
|November 19
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20081221135829/http://www.youtube.com/user/Onision Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBmzLGMCI6w Re-Upload]
 
|([http://web.archive.org/web/20081221135829/http://www.youtube.com/user/Onision Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBmzLGMCI6w Re-Upload]
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|-
 +
|December 24
 +
|'''Chibi Fights An Assassin'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Someone has come to HURT CHIBI! Watch Chibi as he tries to escape the horrible fate this assassin is trying to place upon him!
 +
 +
:D!!! YAY! I collaborated with ishatonu!!! :) He and I have been "aware" of eachother for some time now --- it's cool we finally got to work together on this video --- if you haven't checked his channel out yet, please do! :) I've gotten a good laugh out of some of the videos he has, I hope you will too!
 +
 +
Anyway! It's Christmas Eve today, and a lot of people are probably wondering "Why the heck did you upload today?" ~ well gosh! It's not like all my subscribers stop watching YouTube on Christmas Eve day don't ya know? ;)
 +
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20100607061406/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBjdTyaCKhY Source]
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|-
 +
|December 25
 +
|'''Our Christmas Bounty :)'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |We are so lucky to be able to receive gifts, and this year I was exceptionally fortunate. Thank you Mom for the gifts seen in this video. Thank you Anthrit for your donation! Anthrit’s Link: <nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/anthrit</nowiki> Thank you random anonymous person for the oven mit! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone! :)
 +
|[http://web.archive.org/web/20090123193335/http://onision.wordpress.com:80/2008/12/25/our-christmas-bounty/?referer=sphere_related_content/ Source]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|December 27
 
|December 27
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|-
 
|-
 
|January 29
 
|January 29
|'''Villain of Circumcision'''
+
|'''Villain of Circumcision''' aka '''Circumcision Surgery'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Are you brave enough to watch this? Can you make it to the end? Do you have what it takes? Or are you afraid of the truth? Remember children, when you refuse to accept facts for what they are, you [cut off]
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090218035801/http://onision.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=173:villain-of-circumcision-&catid=48:serious-scripts&Itemid=83 Source], contains script) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYfE3tiCLE Re-Upload]
+
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090218035801/http://onision.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=173:villain-of-circumcision-&catid=48:serious-scripts&Itemid=83 Source 1] - contains script), [http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:CircumcisionSurgery.png Source 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYfE3tiCLE Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|February 14
 
|February 14
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|February 24 (est)
 
|February 24 (est)
 
|'''Vegetarian Vomit'''
 
|'''Vegetarian Vomit'''
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |Right or wrong? Try good or evil. Eating meat is not just a diet or health issue, it's an immoral, and inhumane act. Forget your discomfort with others "beliefs" being pushed on you. What you're[cut off]
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090225085039/youtube.com/user/onision Source])
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090225085039/youtube.com/user/onision Source])
 
|-
 
|-
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|style="text-align: Left;" |This is life and death, I promote life, you feed off death. Admit you are a monster...[cut off]
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |This is life and death, I promote life, you feed off death. Admit you are a monster...[cut off]
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090225085039/youtube.com/user/onision Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkYdx7n4nF8 Re-Upload]
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090225085039/youtube.com/user/onision Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkYdx7n4nF8 Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|March 9
 +
|'''Drama Queens'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |I am a drama queen, you are a drama queen we're all drowning in drama, and it's just not healthy. I've planted the seed --- but I'm not going to follow the exact same path anymore... the future is yours.
 +
|([https://www.veoh.com/watch/v17960765w8AQHNqg Source 1], [https://web.archive.org/web/20090310134327/youtube.com/user/onision Source 2])
 +
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x6fVDxqJxE This video] contains clips
 
|-
 
|-
 
|March 11
 
|March 11
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|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090408121919/http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Onision&view=videos Source])
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090408121919/http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Onision&view=videos Source])
|-F
+
|-
 +
|April ?
 +
|'''Rape'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Are you prey or predator? It is time for you to take a stand. For the sake of yourself, and others. The Onision site: <nowiki>http://onision.com</nowiki> To learn more about this issue, consider visiting: <nowiki>http://rainn.org</nowiki>
 +
|([https://www.veoh.com/watch/v18747112HAasTycx Source 1], [http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:Rape2009Video.png Source 2])
 +
|-
 
|April 6
 
|April 6
 
|'''Murder Eaters'''
 
|'''Murder Eaters'''
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Meat consumption is a way of the past. Those who still eat flesh today are primitive. Vegetarians are the future.  
 
|style="text-align: Left;" |Meat consumption is a way of the past. Those who still eat flesh today are primitive. Vegetarians are the future.  
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090414040233/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uqvv7cRx-M Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5fH4xYr2A0 Re-Upload]
+
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20090414040233/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uqvv7cRx-M Source])
 +
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5fH4xYr2A0 Re-Upload] (incomplete)
 +
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFNABLNtkkg Audio 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45qkrajVdsQ Audio 2] - in-between commentary
 +
|-
 +
|April 8
 +
|'''Human = Herbivore'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:Onision04.08.2009.png Source]
 +
(Clips in-between commentary - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u9jhtJSg0E Part 1], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEObC8Lnhj8 Part 2])
 +
|-
 +
|April 8
 +
|'''Meat Puppets'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Slavery can be found next to the meats isle, it's also adjacent to genocide & murder. Oh, and sir - just to let you know - you do not love anymore, you are a robot, and you do what you're told. Now[cut off]
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:Onision04.08.2009.png Source]
 +
|-
 +
|April 8
 +
|'''Vegetarian Physique'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:Onision04.08.2009.png Source]
 +
|-
 +
|April 8
 +
|'''Self-Aware or Not'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |A popular argument amongst meat eaters. Lets have a discussion, shall we?
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:Onision04.08.2009.png Source 1], [http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:SelfAwareOrNot.png Source 2] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQn3VfhZKOA Clip] - This clip was from Speaks)
 +
|-
 +
|April 8 (est)
 +
|'''Chibi Gets Subscribers'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/onision/videos/10637054/title/chibi-gets-subscribers Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdtrlMaskE8 Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|April 17
 
|April 17
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This strategy also works with MySpace and other popular sites.
 
This strategy also works with MySpace and other popular sites.
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20100616205712/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPEqf6K4H5I Source])
 
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20100616205712/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPEqf6K4H5I Source])
 +
|-
 +
|May 22
 +
|'''Fun With Onision 3'''
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Hello everyone, my name is Onision, and addicted to my sense of self importance. I like taffy, the color pink, and giving butterfly kisses to my loved ones...
 +
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:FunWithOnision3.png Source])
 
|-
 
|-
 
|May 29
 
|May 29
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|
 
|
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrhXaZ3AnZc Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrhXaZ3AnZc Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|March 23
 +
|'''Unfair Censorship: Onision Flagged'''
 +
|Main
 +
|
 +
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20100326230834/https://www.youtube.com//user//Onision Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDGVemL7srU Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|April 17
 
|April 17
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|Someone asked about my feelings for Skye... I'm happy to answer :)
 
|Someone asked about my feelings for Skye... I'm happy to answer :)
 
|[https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/139027329463557 Source]
 
|[https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/139027329463557 Source]
 +
|-
 +
|August-September
 +
|'''Onision DMCA Claims'''
 +
renamed '''Tattletale'''
 +
|Speaks
 +
|What can happen when you tell on others for using your creations without your permission.
 +
It's a fact - I haven't filed any claims for over a year, and when I did - it was all in good faith.
 +
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14KB0_BQj34 Source]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|November 21
 
|November 21
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|'''She Needs Us'''
 
|'''She Needs Us'''
 
|Main
 
|Main
|
+
|Please show her love/kindness: <nowiki>http://youtube.com/draculoh</nowiki>
|([https://youtu.be/pyhqpiHe4Kk?t=4m20s Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7XUB-dI994 Re-Upload]
+
 
 +
Thank you so very much.
 +
|([https://youtu.be/pyhqpiHe4Kk?t=4m20s Source 1], [http://web.archive.org/web/20110603054412/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29rXnhMGLqg Source 2]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7XUB-dI994 Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|June 30
 
|June 30
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|([https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/113666805391832 Source])
 
|([https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/113666805391832 Source])
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJrronOOeW4 Re-Upload]
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJrronOOeW4 Re-Upload]
|-
 
|June ?
 
|'''[[Shiloh Threatened Me]]'''
 
|Main
 
|
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwL6CKFzPOg Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|June ?
 
|'''[[The Truth (Video)|The Truth]]'''
 
|Main
 
|
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7HcGsMb5PQ Re-Upload]
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
|July 5
 
|July 5
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|"As of July 4th 2011 ~ Shiloh & I are no longer [cut off] friends. [cut off]"
 
|"As of July 4th 2011 ~ Shiloh & I are no longer [cut off] friends. [cut off]"
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:WeBrokeUp.png Source])
 
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:WeBrokeUp.png Source])
 +
|-
 +
|July 16
 +
|'''[[Shiloh Threatened Me]]'''
 +
|Main
 +
|(Video description is too long, please click on the [[Shiloh Threatened Me|article]] about this video to read it.)
 +
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110730071252/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFdlBS61_98&gl=US&hl=en&amp;has_verified=1 Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwL6CKFzPOg Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|July 17
 +
|'''Shiloh Is Pregnant?'''
 +
|Speaks
 +
|She claimed to be pregnant on her facebook & in my site's chat room. If she is indeed pregnant, I'll rightfully take responsibility for the child, however all the evidence suggests that she is, again, not being honest.
 +
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110801000558/https://youtube.com/watch?v=vkPHbm41AhY Source]
 +
|-
 +
|July 18
 +
|'''Where Are The Scars?'''
 +
|Speaks
 +
|I need to move on, I don't want to talk about this more than what I've already said... I just need to live my life ~ & find people I can really trust.
 +
|([http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/16121232126 Source 1], [http://web.archive.org/web/20110802232620/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImnTjVcI-0I&gl=US&hl=en&amp;has_verified=1 Source2]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdeb3FMWB6o Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|July 23
 
|July 23
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|([https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/241219912569941 Source])
 
|([https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/241219912569941 Source])
 
|-
 
|-
|?
+
|July 26
|'''Where Are The Scars?'''
+
|'''[[The Truth (Video)|The Truth]]'''
|Speaks
+
|Main
 
|
 
|
|([http://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/16121232126 Source])
+
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7HcGsMb5PQ Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
|July 29 - August 6
+
|July 29
 
|'''Hater at Vidcon'''
 
|'''Hater at Vidcon'''
 
|Speaks
 
|Speaks
|
+
|Yesterday at VidCon I encountered a hater. They didn't reveal themselves to me till we shook hands.
|([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwr9Mo-g_3o Source])
+
|([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwr9Mo-g_3o Source 1], [https://web.archive.org/web/20120131012614/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tkyqHcm4c Source 2])
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 5
 
|September 5
 
|'''SNEEZE!!!'''
 
|'''SNEEZE!!!'''
 
|Speaks
 
|Speaks
|style="text-align: Left;" |
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |I have some good news ~ Thank you so much for helping me get through this.
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OHboO657k Re-Upload]
+
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110912131750/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49i_95HwKMI&gl=US&hl=en&amp;has_verified=1 Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OHboO657k Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|September 5
 +
|'''How To Get Over Your Ex'''
 +
|Speaks
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |This video, will without a doubt solve all your problems, ever ~ times infinite.
 +
 
 +
...no refunds.
 +
|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110912135031/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hEwE1OEqio&gl=US&hl=en&amp;has_verified=1 Source]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 13
 
|September 13
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|"And I go on, and on and on again :)"
 
|"And I go on, and on and on again :)"
 
|([https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/281612568516686 Source])
 
|([https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/281612568516686 Source])
 +
|-
 +
|September 22
 +
|'''I'm Sorry'''
 +
|Main
 +
|I don't exactly know what to say... so I'll just direct you to the links mentioned in this video:
 +
 +
OnisionSpeaks Channel: <nowiki>http://youtube.com/onisionspeaks</nowiki>
 +
Onision Contact Page: <nowiki>http://onision.net/contact</nowiki>
 +
Onision Facebook: <nowiki>http://facebook.com/onision</nowiki>
 +
Onision Twitter: <nowiki>http://twitter.com/onision</nowiki>
 +
 +
Thank you for loving me... it means more than you know.
 +
|([https://web.archive.org/web/20111227055902/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3yni-ITmGQ Source])
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 22
 
|September 22
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|'''I Will Not Fight Her'''
 
|'''I Will Not Fight Her'''
 
|Speaks
 
|Speaks
|"Even though I've been attacked/humiliated by someone I love... I just can't fight her back... I won't... I just want to stop hurting... I feel so betrayed, s...[cut off]"  "Remember when I took the blame for everything? I cannot fight the one I love... I just can't"  
+
|"Even though I've been attacked/humiliated by someone I love... I just can't fight her back... I won't... I just want to stop hurting... I feel so betrayed, so incredibly unloved... but that doesn't give me a right, even after it all... to fight, not her... never."  "Remember when I took the blame for everything? I cannot fight the one I love... I just can't"  
|([https://www.facebook.com/OnisionSpeaks/posts/250645871637719 Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOKilxiEy6U Re-Upload]
+
|([https://www.facebook.com/OnisionSpeaks/posts/250645871637719 Source 1], [http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:GoodbyeDearIWillNotFightHer.png Source 2]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOKilxiEy6U Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 22
 
|September 22
 
|'''Goodbye Dear'''
 
|'''Goodbye Dear'''
 
|Speaks
 
|Speaks
|"I had a through video response to Adrienne's attacks on me being prepared and then I remember what it looks like... what it sounds like... what it feels l...[cut off]"
+
|I had a through video response to Adrienne's attacks on me being prepared and then I remember what it looks like... what it sounds like... what it feels like when she cries... I remembered what really matters.
|([https://www.facebook.com/OnisionSpeaks/posts/178462678895308 Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEU61MS0eKw Re-Upload]
+
 
 +
I can't do that to you Adrienne, so this is me forfeiting & giving you your victory.
 +
 
 +
Have a long happy life dear, always treat the next one better than the last and you will find your peace.
 +
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:GoodbyeDearIWillNotFightHer.png Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEU61MS0eKw Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|September 26
 
|September 26
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|'''U MAD BRO?'''
 
|'''U MAD BRO?'''
 
|Speaks
 
|Speaks
|"You want to stick up for the "victim" ~ then stick up for Shiloh as she's being harassed to a stupid extent right now for something she NEVER did. OMG! Socia[cut off]" "Regarding the premature baby photo(s) or whatever (O_O) ~"
+
|"You want to stick up for the "victim" ~ then stick up for Shiloh as she's being harassed to a stupid extent right now for something she NEVER did. OMG!" "Regarding the premature baby photo(s) or whatever (O_O) ~"
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:YouMadBro.png Source]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDowbNQo8Tk Re-Upload]
+
|([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:YouMadBro.png Source 1], [https://web.archive.org/web/20111002201417/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWyfqNCAcfA&gl=US&hl=en&amp;has_verified=1 Source2]) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDowbNQo8Tk Re-Upload]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|October 2
 
|October 2
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=2013=
 
=2013=
  
===UhOhBro===
+
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;"
 +
|'''Date'''
 +
| style="width:300px;" |'''Title'''
 +
|'''Channel'''
 +
| style="width:500px;" |'''Description'''
 +
|'''Notes'''
 +
|-
 +
|February 22
 +
|'''GAY TEST''' (original uncensored version)
 +
|UhOhBro
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Did you pass the test?
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:Gaytestdeleted2013.png Source]
 +
|-
 +
|February 25
 +
|'''SEXY GIFS'''
 +
|
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Collection of awesome gifs :) Hope you enjoy!
 +
|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:SexyGifDeleted2013.png Source]
 +
|-
 +
|April ?
 +
|'''10 Reasons To Not Cut Yourself'''
 +
|
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[https://onisiondotme.wordpress.com/2013/04/04/10-reasons-not-to-cut/ Source] [https://ia803109.us.archive.org/0/items/youtube_UCdoLeDxfcGwvj_PRl7TLTzQ/10%20Reasons%20To%20Not%20Cut%20Yourself-oDpLQ-69c14.mp4 Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|? June ?
 +
|'''Breaking the news'''
 +
|
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |Some happy news :) [this is his pregnancy announcement video]
 +
|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfjQBXuUxI0  Source]
 +
|-
 +
|August ?
 +
|'''10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT CUTTERS'''
 +
|
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[https://ia803109.us.archive.org/0/items/youtube_UCdoLeDxfcGwvj_PRl7TLTzQ/10%20REASONS%20TO%20STOP%20CUTTING-LrKDutGbmPE.webm Re-Upload]
 +
|-
 +
|December 3?
 +
|'''SELF-HARM'''
 +
|UhOhBro
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |
 +
|[https://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/69129961983 Source]
 +
|-
 +
|December 4
 +
|'''CUTTERS'''
 +
|UhOhBro
 +
|style="text-align: Left;" |This video got real serious, real fast, why? Because people who have a roof over their head, tons of food, are in "good health", have water, electricity etc who despite having all they need, still try to pointlessly destroy their own bodies and post it to... the web (?!?) just piss me off. You need help? GET IT. Don't post your pics to the internet, as we all know that doesn't = you being cured, it = you getting attention.
  
*'''GAY TEST''' (original uncensored version) (February 22, 2013) "Did you pass the test?" ([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:Gaytestdeleted2013.png Source])
+
If you suffer from a broken bone or other physical ailment, you go to the doctor, you don't post pictures all over the web, because you legitimately want your problem fixed.
  
===Onision Encore===
+
People who cut themselves and post pics? It's obvious why they do it.
 
+
|[https://onisiondotme.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/people-who-want-help-get-it-people-who/ Source 1], [https://web.archive.org/web/20131204210148/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va8QymwN3V8 Source 2]
*'''Breaking the news''' (?) Greg announces Taylor's pregnancy. ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfjQBXuUxI0  Source])
+
|-
 
+
|December 23
===Unknown Channel===
+
|'''How To Eat A Banana'''
 
+
|
*'''SEXY GIFS''' (February 25) "Collection of awesome gifs :) Hope you enjoy!" ([http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:SexyGifDeleted2013.png Source])
+
|style="text-align: Left;" |For everyone who is dumber than a monkey, this is your one stop solution to figuring out how to eat a banana.
 
+
|[https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/10152109920524711 Source]
*'''How To Eat A Banana''' (December 23) "For everyone who is dumber than a monkey, this is your one stop solution to figuring out how to eat a banana." ([https://www.facebook.com/Onision/posts/10152109920524711 Source])
+
|}
  
 
=2016=
 
=2016=
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|'''Notes'''
 
|'''Notes'''
 
|-
 
|-
|November 16
+
|May 9
|'''Re: List of Onision Abuse Accusations'''
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|'''"Eugenia Cooney Is Anorexic”'''
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|September 10
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|'''Please Help Eugenia Cooney'''
 
|Speaks
 
|Speaks
|There is a list out there of abuse accusations against me, all the ones in this video are coming from people I broke up with some time ago. The first ex says I was emotionally abusive, the second ex says I was emotionally & physically abusive, and the third ex seems to imply I'm also physically aggressive... yikes. So... what could be my response to three different people I broke up with claiming only after I broke up with them that I've secretly been horrible this whole time? Let's go through this list... which I skimmed, but I'm pretty sure I covered the important stuff.
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|[https://vid.me/511P Re-Upload]
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|September 19
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|'''Eugenia Cooney’s Eating Disorder #HelpEugeniaCooney'''
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|September 22
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|'''Eugenia Cooney: Save Your Body'''
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|[https://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/150787414426 Source]
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|October 2
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Facts'''
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|October 6
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Photoshop'''
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|October 28
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|'''Banning Eugenia Cooney From YouTube'''
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|Speaks
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|[https://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/182883652606 Source]
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|November 14
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|'''Eugenia Cooney’s Cooking Show'''
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|Main
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A3kZVZRvgc Re-Upload]
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|November 18
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Lied? (+ Her Actual Weight)'''
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|November 19
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|'''Eugenia Cooney: Guilty'''
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|Speaks
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adnWslECXnU&feature=youtu.be&t=159 Source]
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|November 20
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|'''Eugenia Cooney: Final Video'''
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|Speaks
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|[https://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/182883652606 Source]
 
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|December 6
 
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|I made this song for my ex friend after he uploaded a video attacking me/my family & I felt it deserved a response... after our friendship I'm out thousands of dollars. He however got tons of free food, free shelter, thousands upon thousands of subscribers etc etc... it was a very one-sided friendship & I've ended our friendship multiple times because of this. Long story short, the guy is a freeloader, so I think I earned my right to rant about being used for years.
 
|I made this song for my ex friend after he uploaded a video attacking me/my family & I felt it deserved a response... after our friendship I'm out thousands of dollars. He however got tons of free food, free shelter, thousands upon thousands of subscribers etc etc... it was a very one-sided friendship & I've ended our friendship multiple times because of this. Long story short, the guy is a freeloader, so I think I earned my right to rant about being used for years.
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDwcssYGhn0 Re-Upload]
 
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDwcssYGhn0 Re-Upload]
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|December 31
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|'''She Lied To You...'''
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|Main?
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|If you saw her video, you were lied to... not just once, but many times throughout the video. You could say she was just horribly misinformed, but the realit[cut off]
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|[https://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/155222153586 Source] [https://ia803100.us.archive.org/30/items/youtube_UCZhkUguiTBJVZrrdMSjLbsQ/She%20Lied%20To%20You...-lEVHT6No5Xc.webm Re-Upload]
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|January 16
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|'''Eugenia Cooney VERSUS Brandon Rogers'''
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|February 19
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Is Suicidal?'''
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|Speaks
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|[https://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/157491692526 Source]
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|February 21
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|'''Eugenia Cooney’s Victims'''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adnWslECXnU&feature=youtu.be&t=439 Source]
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|February 27
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|'''Eugenia Cooney: Case Closed'''
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|November 24
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Fans: GOOD NEWS!'''
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|Speaks
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|Eugenia Cooney or Onision? Who do you agree with? Both? I have some good news for Eugenia Cooney fans. I hope you guys are really happy with the information I have finally acknowledged and I want you guys to know, this video is about Eugenia Cooney fans, not Eugenia Cooney because that would mean I changed my mind about something and I'm simply not allowed to say "I'll never stop being friends with you Johnny!" only to later wind up stop being friends with them because they turned into a bear and ate my dog... know what I mean? No? Take an IQ test.
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Anyway, Eugenia Cooney fans, I hope this video was helpful!
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|[https://web.archive.org/web/20171202160336/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBJtXEdaKjo Source] [https://www.patreon.com/posts/fans-of-topic-15508239 Available here]
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|November 30
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|'''Eugenia Cooney’s Outfits'''
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|UhOhBro
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|'''Channel'''
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| style="width:500px;" |'''Description'''
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|'''Notes'''
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|January 21
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|'''Our Last Poly Girlfriend'''
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renamed
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'''The Girlfriend Onision & Laineybot Never Talked About'''
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|OniChan
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|I Onision, and my spouse Laineybot had a girlfriend that we never talked about in a YouTube video... she was in one video and that was about it. There have been a few mentions of YouNow as well... that's it... so... time to explain and move on.
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|[http://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=File:OniChanGirlfriendVideo01212018.jpg Source] [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6dfe0c Re-Upload]
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|February 8
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Reactions (Onision 2018)'''
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|UhOhBro
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|[https://www.patreon.com/posts/reactions-to-16871450 Available here]
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|February 19
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|'''Eugenia Cooney (The Full Story)'''
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|Speaks
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|[https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-felt-need-to-17046971 Available here]
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|-
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|February 26
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|'''Eugenia Cooney In An Alternate Universe (Photoshop)'''
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|Speaks
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|March 5
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|'''Eugenia Cooney: Let’s Be Positive'''
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|Speaks
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|March 18
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Outfits #2'''
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|UhOhBro
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|April 27
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|'''Eugenia Cooney (Live Reaction by Onision)'''
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|UhOhBro
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|June 6
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|'''Is Eugenia Cooney Getting Better?'''
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|Speaks
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|June 11
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|'''Eugenia Cooney: Let’s Save Her'''
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|Speaks
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|July 18
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|'''Eugenia Cooney & A Police Phone Call (+ All Emails)'''
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|Speaks
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|August 6
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|'''Eugenia Cooney: I Created Her (Then Had Her Fight in WWE)'''
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|UhOhBro
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|August 10
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Is Amazing (Apologize!)'''
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|Speaks
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|September 6
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|'''Eugenia Cooney (Before & After)'''
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|Speaks
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|[https://vimeo.com/297536694/cdc312ba94 Available here]
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|September 20
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Played Basketball…'''
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|Speaks
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|September 21
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|'''The Doctors on Eugenia Cooney'''
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|UhOhBro
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|September 22
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Fans… Sad News'''
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|Speaks
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|September 29
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|'''Dear Eugenia Cooney Fans'''
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|UhOhBro
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|October 3
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|'''Triggered by Eugenia Cooney — Comparing Legs'''
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|Speaks
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|October 4
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|'''A Message For Eugenia Cooney'''
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|Speaks
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|October 20
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|'''Eugenia Cooney: An Important Message'''
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|Speaks
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|[https://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/179543787056 Source]
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|October 21
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|'''We Saved Eugenia Cooney'''
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|Main
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|[https://onisiondrama.tumblr.com/post/179543787056 Source]
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|November 30
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|'''The LAPD Wants To Find Eugenia Cooney?'''
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|UhOhBro
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|-
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|December 6
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|'''Eugenia Cooney & Her Future'''
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|Speaks
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|-
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|December 21
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Died (in The Sims 4)'''
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|[https://onisionhurtspeople.tumblr.com/post/181317455069/where-are-all-the-fans-i-was-arguing-with-on-his Source] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1aiFUm2XE4 Re-Upload]
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|December 22
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|'''Eugenia Cooney’s Story'''
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|UhOhBro
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|'''Notes'''
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|January 14
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|'''Eugenia Cooney’s Life in The Sims 4'''
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|[https://thehonestbanana.tumblr.com/post/182034280862/grega-deleted-tweet-from-1229-also-greg-tell#notes Source]
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|February 10
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|'''You Guys Saved Eugenia'''
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|Speaks
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|February 12
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|'''I May Know Who Saved Eugenia. It Wasn’t Me.'''
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|Speaks
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|February 13
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|'''How Eugenia Cooney Will Look After Recovery ( Some Things I Need To Say)'''
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|Speaks
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|February 14
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|'''Eugenia Cooney’s Mom & The Police Speak Up (Things Look Hopeful 💖)'''
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|Speaks
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|February 15
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|'''Eugenia Cooney Update'''
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|Speaks
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|February 16
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|'''YouTubers Cashing In On Eugenia Cooney (It’s All Ok, If It’s Not Onision)'''
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|Speaks
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|February 24
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|'''I Need To Say This… About Eugenia Cooney'''
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|Speaks
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|February 28
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|'''My Eugenia Cooney Videos Are Now Removed (Please Write Me If You Find Any I Missed)'''
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|Speaks
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Revision as of 09:19, 25 February 2020

List of videos deleted from Onision's YouTube channels.

Format: Video Title (Date Uploaded) "YouTube video description." "Facebook status about it" (Source) Re-upload Link

Note: Some Onision main channel videos may have just been re-uploaded to the OnisionArchive channel under a different name.

2007

Date Title Channel Description Notes
October 29 An Elegant Demonstraition Onision Using the greatest movie making software ever, we cracked a few jokes. Source
November 22 How To Open Microsoft Office Packaging Vighkel It’s like a monkey was trying to do it. Source

2008

Only his main channel existed at this point.

Date Title Description Notes
February 17 Embarrassing Moments I expose the three darkest realities of my history. Unfortunately they all relate to my marriage, and I capture all the events on camera just for this video.

I was tagged by DaveyDaquiri who is F’ing awesome for tagging me, as I’ve never been tagged before, and am so humble to have watched his video even uttering my name.

(Source) Re-Upload
March ? Strip Dance of Shame Re-Upload
March ? Strip Dance of Shame (Extended) Re-Upload
April ? Comedy - Nesquik is Crack (Nestle Nesquik Contest) Source
April ? Viking Log - Laughing SO Hard You PEE Yourself Source
April ? Comedy - My Cat is Always HORNY - Please Help Me Source
April ? Viking Log - Laughing SO Hard You PEE Yourself Source
April ? Music Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original Comedy Rap Song Source
April 26 I'm So COUNTRY - Country Music Video - Parody/Comedy Song Source 1 Source 2
May 10 Vlog - Pray For Me Re-Upload
May 20 AIDS Recruitment Video (uncensored version) (Source)
May 21 I'm so Robot A tribute to today's politicians, news programs, elderly, mentality and overall leadership of the world.

This video was not created to stir debate, or offend anyone. I composed, wrote & "sang" this song for the objective of expressing myself, and my views, legitimate or not.

(Source) Re-Upload
May 22 Time Capsule Video - Contacting Myself Five Years Ago Source
May 23 The Time Traveling Tranny The Time Traveling Tranny has a message for a person in her past... though it may be hard to swallow this one... this video may disturb you.

What if you could send a video five years back in time to yourself? What would you say?

Source Re-Upload
May 26 I'M SO CULT - Original Song / Music Video Source Re-upload
June 1 Date On Demand (with Optimus Prime) (Source)
June 3 I'M SO EMO 2 I'm So Emo is an original music video created to entertain, not offend.

This video is the sequel of the first "I'M SO EMO" music video and continues the story of Charlie the Emo, created by Onision.

(Source) Re-Upload
July 1 I'M SO GOTH Music video about Gothic people all over the world. Video analyzes the psyche of your every-day goth, and exposes them for what they are.

Turn to the dark side, and find yourself wrapped in it's cold embrace.

Source Re-Upload
July 2 Piñata Massacre You've never seen a piñata massacre quite like this one. Hollow cardboard creatures are torn to pieces, ripped limb from limb in the worst ways possible... or... actually... in the ONLY WAY POSSIBLE. (Source)
July 4 Impersonation Contest Are you good at doing impressions of people? GOOD! Why not give an Onision character a try? You could win an autographed photo, your name posted in one of my videos, and some of my used crap if you do the best impersonation in the most interesting/funny way. (Source) Re-Upload
July 5 Viking Vlog - Sampson's Hair Todays topics are (1) My hair is as precious to me as Sampson's hair was to him (2) The YouTube haters who hate on multiple videos, not just one (3) The YouTubers who like to write me about how I offended them, and how all their friends are mad at me for offending them. (Source)
July 5 QnA With Onision - Episode 4 This episode may upset you, but I'm thinking about seriously filtering the questions I get because OMG! It sometimes seem's the people asking the questions have never seen my videos before.
July 11 Onision is Racist I have been told that I am racist due to the video I posted yesterday. I feel it is time I expose my true stance on Racism so there are no further misconceptions of what kind of character I have. (Source)
July 12 Doctor Bad News Doctor Allen has a 99% failure rate when it comes to surgery, today is no different. Watch Dr. Allen as he tells the family members the bad news thanks to his severe malpractice issues. (Source)
July 12 Viking Vlog - 2012 Will the world end in 2012? ABSOLUTELY NOT! The Viking will tell you exactly why it won’t end. In addition to this there is also the YouTube Haters to talk about, and the Boyscout Disaster that happened in IOWA today :( Source
July 13 How To Make Nerd Techno For Silly Ninnies Quak the British Nerd is here to teach you Techno in FOUR STEPS ONLY! (Source)
July 14 Emo Vlog - Thou Shalt Not Kill For anyone who ever questioned killing, war or violence in general. Emo Vlog is a one stop solution to ease most minds from their daily inquiries (Source)
Re-Upload
July 17 Onision Bloopers - Episode 6 This episode takes you to "How to Circumcise a Baby From Home" and "Doctor Bad News" two recent episodes that had many people laughing, and not so many screaming angrily. (Source)
July 18 Vlog - Onision Featured on YouTube's Main Page What a surreal moment it was waking up at 5am, logging onto my YouTube account as I do every morning, and having to rub my eyes and blink repeatedly just to make sure I wasn't dreaming. (Source)
July 16 Vlog - Freedom of Censorship Many viewers are complaining that I am a censor buff, they’re so mad that I won’t let them talk, that they post on other people’s videos complaining about how I won’t give them a chance to chew me out publicly. (Source)
July 20 QnA With Onision - Episode 5 I have some more answers for your latest questions, if you would like to ask a question, please write my inbox, and if it has not already been asked, I will seriously consider your question for answering. (Source)
July 20 Tranny Phone Sex Leo the psychic gets a phone call from a tranny who is promoting 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE a phone sex company she works for.

Call 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE now to get sadly disappointed by the quality of customer service!

(Source)
July 25 Mother’s Padded Cell I’ve been deprived of uploading videos for five days now… I was taken from my cameras, my internet… I’m back now… but I wonder if I am the same as when I left… this video should help you decide. (Source)
July 26 I’M SO HATER A music video inspired by our lovely hater friends all over the intertube. (Source)
Re-Upload
July 27 QnA With Onision - Episode 6 Find out everything you need to know about Onision, and post your own video response asking more :) (Source)
July 27 How To Be A Whore Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain!

Make sure you send this video to all your friends, so they too can find out too, IF THEY ARE A WHORE!

(Source)
July 30 Onision Philosophy - Episode 1 I have much discomfort for the world we live in. The planet is so beautiful itself, and yet the people on it fight one another which ruins the world’s beauty.

It is time we stop fighting. Even if it means those who refuse to fight have to suffer, than so be it. You will never end violence by showing violence for others.

This is not just your life we’re talking about, it’s you’re soul.

Source
July 30 Onision Philosophy - Episode 2 Why do aliens not invade? With such a large universe, why have no aliens communicated with us? The answers are clear, it’s time we face them. (Source)
August 1 Onision Philosophy - Episode 3 Today’s Subjects: The afterlife, portals to heaven/beyond. The light ghosts walk into, helping others through the Ouija board, pendulums, energy detectors or other forms of communication devices. Source
August 2 Unsubscribe and Die Congrats! You’ve been pre-approved to unsubscribe! Once you are an official unsubscriber you will receive one free complimetary video, but just in case you don’t want to unsubscribe, and just want to see the video now… we have it here for you!

It’s super secret, so only tell everyone else about it if you’re like a total gossip whore OMG!

Source
August 3 Tastes Like Torture Ricky Tulsa has made up his mind… his next victim is revealed. A great battle between the surreal and sanity is about to be fought on one channel - The Onision Revolution.

Rick Tulsa was originally introduced in a failed Psychic book sales commercial. Since that time he has killed his sister, attempted to kill his mother, gotten in a fight with Zogtar and lost, and visited a shrink only to kill a Piñata.

Ricky Tulsa has completely lost his mind, and no longer roams the earth in the same realm as the rest of us do.

Source
August 4 Onision Philosophy - Episode 4 Abortion is the topic of the day. Whether your pro-life or pro-choice, republican or democrat, I hope you give this perspective a listen.

If you do not agree with what I have to say, I appreciate you putting our differences aside, and not letting it ruin our overall positive relationship.

Source
August 5 QnA With Onision - Episode 7 I have accepted one question from each viewer who submitted a list of questions. I hope you enjoy them. Source
August 6 I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER Music video for white gangster rappers all over the world. Source& lyrics, Re-Upload
August 7 Viking Vlog - Desperate for Flame I was accused of putting videos on YouTube for the sake of fame… we shall call this “The great Viking adventure on a quest for the holy fame!”
) Seriously though, really?
Source
August 8 Onision Art Contest Whichever viewer creates and submits the best Onision art will receive $100. Please submit your art before September 8th, 2008. Re-Upload
August 9 Onision Bloopers - Episode 7 These bloopers contain clips from: I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER, Tastes Like Torture, Unsubscribe And Die, How To Be A Whore, & I’M SO NERDY Source
August 10 Vlog - Paint Fumes & Brain Damage I was painting today in a poorly ventilated area, with no mask… [sigh] I know smart? Well… my brain was temporarily (hopefully) effected by it, and I’ve decided I’m never painting without 100% protection in the future.

Please do not make the same mistake I did.

Source
August 23 World Has Skillz Parody of “America’s Got Talent” which points out quite a few disturbing realities and of course completely humiliates Sally the transvestite once again. Source
August 12 I’M SO PEDOPHILE Music video about sexual predators on MySpace and around the web.

I’M SO PEDOPHILE is a song that is meant to discourage people from giving away person information through the internet to people you do not know already in person. Young or old, you can become a victim of a sexual predator, please be safe, and enjoy the video.

Source, Re-Upload
August 13 Onision Philosophy - Episode 5 When I watched the Olympics today, I witnessed a very cold and unsupportive team for the USA’s female gymnastics team. Alicia [...] screwed up on her routine, and her team failed to catch her fall. I am seeing it through the television screen, it is no where near as good as a first person perspective, however this is a universal problem, not just with the USA, but it’s worldwide.

We need to support one another. We need to be what we are, and stop acting like robots.

Source
August 14 Pedophile Trap Those who are technically aiding pedophiles exposed themselves on one of my recent videos. Check out the feedback on “I’M SO PEDOPHILE” to see what I mean.

Regardless of what you have to say, we all know pedophilia is wrong. Children should be given a healthy, full childhood. No one should take away what innocence they have — they should never be betrayed when they rely on us the most.

Protect your children, protect each other, and stay smart.

Source
August 15 YouTube Terms of Service Summary I’ve read over the policy, and searched the web. Hopefully this can help you better understand YouTube’s Terms of Use (Service). Source
August 16 Missing You, A Piece of Me A song I sang this morning when thinking of a friend I have not spoken to in some time…

I originally wrote a poem, however I decided not to recite those words, and instead just sing the first words that came to my mind.

The song you hear in this video, is what I came up with.

Re-Upload (Source/Lyrics)
August 16 Insane Fan Posse Onision fans unite to decimate all haters of Vighkel (the Viking) and friends. :D I hope this answers a few questions.

WARNING - this video does contain graphic scenes and very disturbing humor. If you’re into that kind of thing, awesome, if not RUN! AHHH!

In no way does Onision represent any company of any kind. This video should reflect upon no one but Onision. There are no sponsors, there are no associations. It’s just Onision.

Source, Re-Upload
August 17 Pedophile Confrontation Post a video response telling pedophiles what they need to hear, tell them they are not welcome around your friends and family, tell them they are not welcome in your neighborhood, let them know what they are doing is wrong.

If we don’t make a stand, and tell them loud and clear that we are against what they do, they’ll continue to make excuses, they’ll continue to convince themselves that it’s ok to be who they are.

Society does not keep the message in the open enough that the behavior is unacceptable.

For the sake of our world’s children, if it saves even one child, we have done a wonderful thing.

Source
August 18 This Is Our Revolution Source
August 19 The Izakuku Cult Source
August 20 I'M SO NEWSWORTHY They control our information, they decide what information we take in daily. Who are they? Who funds them? Should any of them have a political stance? How is it possible to not put a bias on news when personal opinions are involved?

Why do we worship serial killers? Why do we focus on so much negativity and ignore true heroes?

The world is not doom and gloom. The world is what you make it.

Believe in the future of yourself, and those you love, and let the news keep telling us the world is coming to an end.

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August 21 Praise Our Leader Source
August 22 Death Threats to My Inbox Source
August 23 QnA With Onision - Episode 8 Source
August 24 World Has Skillz 2 Source, Re-Upload
August 25 Prehistoric Gang Bang Source
August 26 Izukia’s Epic Fail Source
August 27 Five Facts (YouTube Game) Source
August 28 Suicide Another Day Source (Not the same video as the one currently on speaks)
August 29 I'M SO WHORE Music video for all the promiscuous whores of the world. People who feel no shame for sleeping around, spreading disease, infecting the innocent, with their twisted mentality.

Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about people who sleep around.

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August 30 Dead Daughter Dance Re-Upload
September 2 Naked In My Bosses Office I took off all my clothing in my bosses office today. I'm very tired of being treated like a tool, and I want them to realize I am a human being.

It is very clear to me, and everyone else that I am breaking into pieces... I am desperate for survival, but am falling victim to my own integrity --- twisted or not, my integrity is my bond.

Tags: naked in my bosses office nudist nude nudity no clothing stripped stip stipper removed clothes remove protesting protest taking a stand crazy sane whatever its me onision

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September 4 Meaningless Survival Re-Upload
September 5 Prostitute Pink Eye Source
September 6 Who Would Kill You? Source
September 8 Murder of A Cult Leader (Source)
September 9 How To Be A Real Man (Source) Re-Upload
September 10 Human After Everything (Source)
September 11 Emo Goth Music Session 2

Renamed The Gothic Musician

I am a legitimate goth, there is no goth in the world who is more goth or emo than I am.

I am the definition of intense, the definition of dark, and the definition of enigma... because I like that word.

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September 12 ZOMBIE FIGHT! When zombies have problems, they deal with it by morphing into a side scrolling fighter video game, and battle to the death... like real life. (Source) Re-Upload
September 13 I'M SO HALLOWEEN Music video about Halloween and all the goons that participate in it (me included). Are you going to participate in this Halloween holiday? Make sure you carry mace with you, and if you have kids trick-or-treating, GO WITH THEM! Source
September 14 Steve's Joint (Source)
September 15 World Domination Void

Renamed Onision vs The NWO

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September 16 Are You A Whore? Find out now if you’re a whore, but you already know… don’t you? Source 1, Source 2
September 17 Onision Sucks (Source)
September 18 Onision Photoshop Contest (Source)
September 19 Blocked By Onision Quite a few controversial/deep questions this time around thanks to my viewers.

If you would like your question to be in an Onision video, I only take questions through video responses and emails to my YouTube Inbox, please write me there :)

Source 1, [ Source 2] (with full description)
September 20 QnA With Onision - Episode 10 (Source)
September 21 Lazy Dates: Sally Dating video of Sally Gunderson, a promiscuous transvestite who wants a boyfriend through the Lazy Dates service. Source Re-Upload
September 22 How To Dance Sexy For all mating rituals, one should refer to this simple, quick and efficient "How To Dance Sexy" guide. (Source) Re-Upload
September 23 Manwoman Lovers Stud and Fred seek out a creature that has been violating the local dinosaur population.

The Stud and Fred show, killing creatures mindlessly.

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September 24 PS3 vs 360 vs Wii - Console War The one stop shop to find out the true importance behind the console wars.

PlayStation 3 is awesome, the Xbox 360 can hold it's own, and the Nintendo Wii can be so very fun, but which is better? Does it matter?

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September 25 Nutshot + 2x Goofy = Fun Time Lets travel back in time and see the source of tard :) Boy was it fun… except for the part where I was smacked in the balls with a plastic pipe… Source 1, Source 2
September 26 Post Your Icky Face Show your regular face, and then post the most disturbing facial expression you can make. Today I realized that most people are what they make themselves. Beautiful people can look unattractive, and regular people can look beautiful all depending on what kind of vibe they send, what kind of expression they place on their face. You are what you make yourself to a certain degree... take advantage of this. If you like, you can discuss this further at http://forums.onision.com Tags: post your icky face video response photos before and after picture photo pic pix ugliest facial expression prettiest ugly smile we are what make ourselves (Source, Source)
September 27 Pedo (Hurt Parody) This is a parody video of Johnny Cash's rendition of Nine Inch Nails' song "Hurt" - The tune is based of the actual song, but is not exactly the same, and is unique to this video. (Source)
September 28 Haters United: Emo Kids Onision keeps picking on Emo Kids! Even though he is one, that's no excuse! We must stop Onision, he is a mean jerk! The Haters United Group is here to stop this madness. (Source)
September 29 Techno Suxizzle Vighkel offers a public apology for recommending anyone listen to techno.

Having listened to the supposed "Greatest Dance Songs of All Time" a cold and sad realization has come across us all. And that is... that Techno Suxizzle.

Please fix techno by making tunes that are not for crazy people thank you.

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September 30 How To Not Suck at YouTube Emo Charlie gives Steve instructions on how to un-Suck his video upload to YouTube.

In no way am I suggesting that I do not suck, nor am I suggesting I suck. In no way am I suggesting I am a ham sandwich, a volleyball instructor, a pirates fake leg or an expert on videos.

I'm just making a video, if you grow from it, wonderful... :)

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October 1 Onision Goobers 9 Re-Upload
October 7 Lazy Dates: Edward Re-Upload
October 8 Onision Philosophy 5 I hope you have it in you to watch this from start to end. My hopes are it will change you for the better, that today will be a remarkable day for you, that today, you will see the world in a new light.

I want you to close your eyes, and imagine that everyone is a color… like crayons in a box. Then I want you to open your eyes and see how beautiful the colors are. Not everyone is the same color, but all the people who show their colors with good intent are equally vibrant and beautiful in their own way.

Now look in the mirror… are you a gorgeous yellow, a beautiful red… a pretty pink?

We are separated only by the line we draw in the sand…

I encourage you to liberate yourself from these superficial boundaries and see the world for what it is. See yourself for who you are…

No one can see your color shine if you hide it from the world.

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October 9 Onision Is FAKE! You thought you knew Onision, you thought he was being honest with you all this time. But the truth is he’s a suicidal, cross-dressing, pill-popping psychopath!

I am Dylan, I uploaded this video to make sure you all knew who the real Onision was. He betrayed me, and now it’s time for some payback :) <— That’s my vengeance smile. It’s my favorite.

And if you don’t realize this is a joke by now… oh my.

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October 10 You Gots Jokes Post a video response or comment of your favorite joke. :) Please keep it PG-13 :D And happy.

I look forward to reading, and watching you tell your favorite jokes.

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October 11 THE NOISE MUST DIE! I am so sick of noise pollution! Jets flying over, kids hollaring non-stop outside, trucks driving by, some guy trying to sell apples with a megaphone, my kitty meowing and random other noises are blowing my mind!

It wouldn’t be a big deal if I wasn’t trying to make videos… but dang it I am! LEAVE MY EARS ALONE!

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October 12 As The Crotch Burns 2 Jimmy just caught his girlfriend Sally cheating on him with Tom, but what Jimmy doesn’t know is that Tom is not the only man Sally has been with behind Jimmy’s back.

Oh my, all you housewives in TV land get your popcorn ready, because this retardedly overly-dramatic emotional cesspool is waiting for you to devour with your succubus queen lifestyle. Ooh my indeed.

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October 13 YouTube Emotions Source(& script)
October 14 How To Fold A T-Shit Learn how to fold a T-Shit once and for all. Stop listening to everyone else, take your shit in your hands, and fold it the right way.

Don’t let a single shit lie mashed up inside your drawers ever again… unfolded. Straiten your shits out, and make sure your shits are tidy.

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October 15 Onision QnA 12 Today a couple people asked questions which suggested that had no idea what I represent, and generally who I am… it’s a bit much to ask everyone to watch all of my videos, but for the sake of not looking out of place, please watch a few before you send any.

I kept their names secret so they would not face any… flak for their off-questions.

Regardless, I look forward to future questions. Post a video response, or send my account an email to ask your own.

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October 16 Puke Flavored Pie Ever hear or see something disgusting when you’re just about to take a bite of food? Kind of makes you want to barf… no? (Source, Re-Upload)
October 17 Viva Con Korea I live in Korea, I have for over a year. If you plan on coming here, or are interested in a quick low-down on the place, then this video will probably be refreshing to you. (Source) Re-Upload
October 18 Vote Over The Phone Don't worry about filling out your ballots this year, just pick up your phone and use the Automated Telephonic Presidential Election Voting System.

With all the corruption, confusion and incompetents of previous elections that very well may have changed the fate of our country, we now have a machine tallying up votes over the phone, which means if you have the right persons information, you can vote from anywhere in the world!

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October 19 Onision's SuperNote Sally decided to let out a SuperNote in her own special way... from 10,000 feet.

After looking over all the options I've chosen WhatTheBuck as my team captain.

Go Team Buck.

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October 20 Non-Voters Burn In Hell The commercials are everywhere, so many celebrities are ramming it down your throat, where do you go when you're tired of the world's bullcrap?

Ricky Tulsa and Angus get together to make a manipulative Anti-Nonvoter video.

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October 21 The Onision Psyche (Source)
October 22 Jessie For Sheriff (Source)
October 23 The End of the Beginning There are significant changes coming about. Hopefully this video will both inform you of the future, and clarify my stance on a very important issue.

To keep in touch with me while I am away, please writ my inbox, comment below this video or join the forums at http://forums.onision.com

I'm very excited to see you all again when I am better off. The exact date is to be determined. Look for me again in November.

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November 7 How To Take Good Pictures You're one stop guide to kicking sucking's butt. Never again will you suck at taking photos, because this is the Anti-Sucking guide... on photography. (Source) Re-Upload
November 25 Ogin Show Re-Upload
November 1 You Killed Halloween There's no question, you killed Halloween. This holiday is going to need a serious Phoenix Down if you want it to come back next year... jerk. Source, Re-Upload
November 2 The Future is Yet To Come A large portion pertains to speak of our future, Onision, the viewers and the world. While the rest of the video is what would be Onision QnA 13. Source
November 3 Jessie's Political Attack Ad Tired of every other commercial being more mud slinging making both canidates look like human garbage?

No! GOOD BECAUSE HERE'S ANOTHER!

[barfs all over the place]

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November 4 Onision Goobers 10 Onision's bloopers, deleted scenes, and extra content for the last month :) Re-Upload
November 6 Illuminati Post-Election Meeting Source
November 7 Onision Viewer Art Re-Upload
November 8 No Means No

Renamed
NO!

Mr. Fitzgerald, aspiring sex offender, gets a lesson on what no means, and in how many ways a person can say it. (Source) Re-Upload
November 9 Late Night Request

Renamed
Last Minute Request

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November 10 From Boy To Man To Monster Source
November 11 23 Ate My Baby Source
November 12 Suffering Memories Source
November 15 The Ever Love (Ya Haaa!) (Original version) From start to a finish an 80's music video in the modern day smile :) I love old music videos don't you?

smile :) Originally this was supposed to be a parody, but it ended up an original video in itself... I just really love them... request more if you reall[cut off]

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November 18 Gomo God

Renamed Feel The Burn (unfiltered version)

(Source) Re-Upload Greg re-uploaded this video on Dec 2, 2010 with a black and white filter under the name "Emo God".
November 19 Villain of God (uncut version) Re-Upload
December 10 Onision Conflict Re-Upload
December 12 Don't Boycott YouTube (Source)Re-Upload
December 17 Flush The Flesh (Source) Re-Upload
December 24 Chibi Fights An Assassin Someone has come to HURT CHIBI! Watch Chibi as he tries to escape the horrible fate this assassin is trying to place upon him!
D!!! YAY! I collaborated with ishatonu!!! :) He and I have been "aware" of eachother for some time now --- it's cool we finally got to work together on this video --- if you haven't checked his channel out yet, please do! :) I've gotten a good laugh out of some of the videos he has, I hope you will too!

Anyway! It's Christmas Eve today, and a lot of people are probably wondering "Why the heck did you upload today?" ~ well gosh! It's not like all my subscribers stop watching YouTube on Christmas Eve day don't ya know? ;)

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December 25 Our Christmas Bounty :) We are so lucky to be able to receive gifts, and this year I was exceptionally fortunate. Thank you Mom for the gifts seen in this video. Thank you Anthrit for your donation! Anthrit’s Link: http://www.youtube.com/anthrit Thank you random anonymous person for the oven mit! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone! :) Source
December 27 We Moo You Murder (Source) Re-Upload (in-between commentary)

2009

Date Title Description Notes
January 29 Villain of Circumcision aka Circumcision Surgery Are you brave enough to watch this? Can you make it to the end? Do you have what it takes? Or are you afraid of the truth? Remember children, when you refuse to accept facts for what they are, you [cut off] (Source 1 - contains script), Source 2 Re-Upload
February 14 Ghost Caught on Surveillance Camera Ghost caught in the kitchen and in the hallway on HD surveillance cameras. It is up to you to decide fact from fiction, however this time, you will know the truth when you see it. No smoke and mir... (Source)
February 16 (est) Blood, White & Blue (Source)
February 18 (est) Ghosts, Spirits and Demons (Source)
February 20 (est) Failed Tags and Contests (Source)
February 22 (est) Tag Lame (Source)
February 24 (est) Vegetarian Vomit Right or wrong? Try good or evil. Eating meat is not just a diet or health issue, it's an immoral, and inhumane act. Forget your discomfort with others "beliefs" being pushed on you. What you're[cut off] (Source)
February 24 (est) Murder Eaters This is life and death, I promote life, you feed off death. Admit you are a monster...[cut off] (Source) Re-Upload
March 9 Drama Queens I am a drama queen, you are a drama queen we're all drowning in drama, and it's just not healthy. I've planted the seed --- but I'm not going to follow the exact same path anymore... the future is yours. (Source 1, Source 2)

This video contains clips

March 11 Doomsday 2010 There is no need to wait for 2012 when 2010 is just around the corner.

Prepare for the day the world will open it's eyes. Visit http://www.onision.com to learn the truth. Or I can just tell you right now if you have not figured it out. This video was made for entertainment purposes only, and holds no legitimacy. The end... of the world? No.

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March 30 (est) Villain of God (Source) Re-Upload
March 31 (est) Whale Attack! (Source)
April ? Rape Are you prey or predator? It is time for you to take a stand. For the sake of yourself, and others. The Onision site: http://onision.com To learn more about this issue, consider visiting: http://rainn.org (Source 1, Source 2)
April 6 Murder Eaters Meat consumption is a way of the past. Those who still eat flesh today are primitive. Vegetarians are the future. (Source)

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April 8 Human = Herbivore Source

(Clips in-between commentary - Part 1, Part 2)

April 8 Meat Puppets Slavery can be found next to the meats isle, it's also adjacent to genocide & murder. Oh, and sir - just to let you know - you do not love anymore, you are a robot, and you do what you're told. Now[cut off] Source
April 8 Vegetarian Physique Source
April 8 Self-Aware or Not A popular argument amongst meat eaters. Lets have a discussion, shall we? Source 1, Source 2 (Clip - This clip was from Speaks)
April 8 (est) Chibi Gets Subscribers Source Re-Upload
April 17 Hulu Tube - YouTube Conspiracy Theory Many channels have been spamming YouTube with ill-thought propaganda based on more rumor than fact. (Source)
April 18 How to Pimp Your YouTube Channel Sweet custom designs for your YouTube public user page. This a DIY guide on how to make a background that is relevant to your page layout.

If you are a YouTube partner watching this, you should first create a banner that is the maximum width and height of your allowed size for the top of your page, make it completely transparent, and then upload it (making it so the background area near the banner in fact looks like the banner itself) You can get the program I used to design my background at: http://www.ulead.com/pi/runme.htm This strategy also works with MySpace and other popular sites.

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May 22 Fun With Onision 3 Hello everyone, my name is Onision, and addicted to my sense of self importance. I like taffy, the color pink, and giving butterfly kisses to my loved ones... (Source)
May 29 Your Enemy: You ([Source])
May 25 Print Screen Scam ([Source])
April 18 The Asian in Caucasian ([Source])
May ? All Praise Our Perverted Christian God (Source)
June 4 Yay Gay Boo God (Source)
August 8 Gay Straight Guy (HD) Yes, you caught me, I'm gay, I'm strait, I'm bisexual and I'm a-sexual (well... not exactly) --- but really, lets settle this.

Vote in the comments for what gender you think I prefer... it's sooo important that you know, and I can't decide, so please do it for me.

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2010

Date Title Channel Description Notes
February 24 [Unknown Title] Main Skye and I had fun on our adventure... :) (Source)
February 28 Nude Hooker Found In Dumpster' Main HORRIBLE NEWS!!! A DEAD Hooker was found in a dumpster today behind Mickey J's Fish ship. Find out more from our reporter Sam Mich live on scene. (Source)
March 22 Nudist Colony Rejection Main Re-Upload
March 23 Unfair Censorship: Onision Flagged Main Source Re-Upload
April 17 BANANA SELLOUT Main OMG I'm such a sell out! :P Well... maybe not exactly :) ~ Either way, LOOK AT MY BUTT!!??

This video was created specifically for the GoDaddy contest. I have rights to use all materials in all my videos commercially - because that's how I roll doggie ;).

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July 3 Onision Attacked Speaks Re-Upload
July 30 Compact 82

Renamed Seattle Song

Main The structures of man. We built this place. Seeking financial freedom, We find not a trace. Numbers & graphs, they see, Subjects of gain. Watch their wallets grow. And with it our pain. You Wish to lose your shackles? You demand a better fate. Only [cut off]
Facebook: "totally different than the norm :)"
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August 1 Friends In Love Speaks Someone asked about my feelings for Skye... I'm happy to answer :) Source
August-September Onision DMCA Claims

renamed Tattletale

Speaks What can happen when you tell on others for using your creations without your permission.

It's a fact - I haven't filed any claims for over a year, and when I did - it was all in good faith.

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November 21 Alien Greys Speaks Re-Upload
December 24 Greg & Skye Divorced Speaks Re-Upload
December 30 Onision's Divorce Was A Mistake? Speaks Re-Upload

2011

Date Title Channel Description Notes
January 1 She Betrayed Me Speaks She told me, that if we ever divorced I could keep what I bought, and she could keep what she bought... she lied.

I came home to find Skye had taken the Google TV ($1,400), Bed ($700), HD Camcorder ($800) & more that I paid for/earned myself...

I offered her friendship, monthly allotments, housing etc & this is what she does to me? Why?

I would never do this to her - she said she loved me... what happened?

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January 2 Please Leave Skye Alone Speaks (Source)

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January 2 I’ve Never Cheated (The Lies End Here) Speaks (Source)

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January 3 Stolen Divorce Contract Speaks Again, please do not harass/insult/etc the individuals discussed in this video in any way - This video was made only, again, to defend my position, as an attempt to ensure no injustice takes place. (Source)

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January 4 Netunesa: Please Be Honest Speaks I am again defending myself in the most honest way I know, from being discredited by Netunesa.

PLEASE do not insult or otherwise disturb her facebook, twitter or contact her in any other form in regards to this video if it is in a negative manner. She lied to me, yes, but I only want the truth to be known - her being bothered is pointless & inappropriate.

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January 6 Cleaning House Speaks Re-Upload
January 11 I Should Be OK Speaks Re-Upload
January 15 Your American Boyfriend Main I'm your boyfriend, hold me, love me!!! (Source)

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February ? Netunesa Didn't Steal Anything Speaks Re-Upload
March 22 ONISION BANNED MEEEEEE!!!!! Encore Re-Upload
April 22 I'm In Love Re-Upload
May 3 Shiloh or GTFO Speaks "If you don't like Shiloh - UNSUBSCRIBE ALL MY CHANNELS AND GTFO" (Source)
May 30 She Needs Us Main Please show her love/kindness: http://youtube.com/draculoh

Thank you so very much.

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June 30 Shiloh Forgot Me Main "This is not a joke, Shiloh agreed to this video being released. I would do exactly the same thing if I were in her shoes... I'd want people to know. If my mi...[cut off]" "New... very sad... Onision main channel video ~" (Source)

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July 5 SO HOT Main TETRIS!!! PIEEC-O!!! TETRIS!! New Fun With Onision!! You demanded it! (Source)
July 5 We Broke Up Speaks "As of July 4th 2011 ~ Shiloh & I are no longer [cut off] friends. [cut off]" (Source)
July 16 Shiloh Threatened Me Main (Video description is too long, please click on the article about this video to read it.) Source Re-Upload
July 17 Shiloh Is Pregnant? Speaks She claimed to be pregnant on her facebook & in my site's chat room. If she is indeed pregnant, I'll rightfully take responsibility for the child, however all the evidence suggests that she is, again, not being honest. Source
July 18 Where Are The Scars? Speaks I need to move on, I don't want to talk about this more than what I've already said... I just need to live my life ~ & find people I can really trust. (Source 1, Source2) Re-Upload
July 23 HOT NEW RAPPER!!! Main "Introducing a brand new rapper, find out who it is by watching this video!!! Kind of messed up song dude. But definitely a hot new raper man." "This guy's just offensive..." (Source)
July 26 The Truth Main Re-Upload
July 29 Hater at Vidcon Speaks Yesterday at VidCon I encountered a hater. They didn't reveal themselves to me till we shook hands. (Source 1, Source 2)
September 5 SNEEZE!!! Speaks I have some good news ~ Thank you so much for helping me get through this. Source Re-Upload
September 5 How To Get Over Your Ex Speaks This video, will without a doubt solve all your problems, ever ~ times infinite.

...no refunds.

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September 13 She Fixed Me Speaks "Before I was even there she taught me multiple lessons, basically giving me a crash course on relationships, emotions and just being a reasonable/healthy per...[cut off]" "To My Girlfriend" (Source)
September 14 Single Again Speaks "Yes, another break up video from Onision... I'm getting sick of it too, I know, it's getting lame... I've just screwed up the last relationship too much to g...[cut off]" (Source) Re-Upload
September 21 I'm A Lama Speaks "And I go on, and on and on again :)" (Source)
September 22 I'm Sorry Main I don't exactly know what to say... so I'll just direct you to the links mentioned in this video:

OnisionSpeaks Channel: http://youtube.com/onisionspeaks Onision Contact Page: http://onision.net/contact Onision Facebook: http://facebook.com/onision Onision Twitter: http://twitter.com/onision

Thank you for loving me... it means more than you know.

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September 22 She's Right Speaks (Source)
September 22 I Will Not Fight Her Speaks "Even though I've been attacked/humiliated by someone I love... I just can't fight her back... I won't... I just want to stop hurting... I feel so betrayed, so incredibly unloved... but that doesn't give me a right, even after it all... to fight, not her... never." "Remember when I took the blame for everything? I cannot fight the one I love... I just can't" (Source 1, Source 2) Re-Upload
September 22 Goodbye Dear Speaks I had a through video response to Adrienne's attacks on me being prepared and then I remember what it looks like... what it sounds like... what it feels like when she cries... I remembered what really matters.

I can't do that to you Adrienne, so this is me forfeiting & giving you your victory.

Have a long happy life dear, always treat the next one better than the last and you will find your peace.

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September 26 Respect My Decisions Speaks (Source)
September 27 Desperate For A Home Speaks "Please do not take this analogy TOO literally, some things said do not relate to the actual situation, others do. All in all, I'm just happier, which I'm supe...[cut off]" (Source) Re-Upload
October 2 U MAD BRO? Speaks "You want to stick up for the "victim" ~ then stick up for Shiloh as she's being harassed to a stupid extent right now for something she NEVER did. OMG!" "Regarding the premature baby photo(s) or whatever (O_O) ~" (Source 1, Source2) Re-Upload
October 2 Haters Want An Apology? Speaks (Source) Re-Upload
October 13 Love Will Previal Speaks (Source) Re-Upload (In-between commentary)
October 17 Innocent Innocent Innocent Speaks (Source) Re-upload
October 21 Do Birthdays Matter? Speaks "My mom called me yesterday morning telling me it was her birthday and I responded saying I didn't care about age... my mom was upset I didn't jump to say hap...[cut off]" (Source)
October ? I’m Sorry Mom :P Speaks (Source)
December 6 Get Featured Speaks "Would you like to have your channel promoted/be featured in an Onision video? If so, upload a fan video and include "onision" in the tags. You may end up get...[cut off]" (Source)
? Speaks Speaks (Source)

Onision Encore

  • eHarmony Video Bio (June 12) (Source)
  • Onision FREAK OUT (?) "A little itty bitty freak out... kind of :P This is the full, unedited obvi fake freak out seen in the most recent Fun With Onision :) Hope you guys love it!" (Source)
  • Dance Party!!! (?) "Having a dance paty with friends... what a silly bunch we are XD!!!!" (Source)
  • NOT MY BABY!!! (in Spanish!!!) (?) "SPANISH VERSION of the Onision video "I'm Pregnant"." (Source)
  • FAKE &... AWESOME!!! (?) "The drive thru prank uploaded to the main channel today was... totally fake (as hinted in the description & stated in the keywords XD) ~ Thanks for watching this guys, S...[cut off]" (Source)
  • Shiloh & Greg @ Chucky's (?) "Some fun moments from our adventure at Chucky Cheese's :)" (Source)
  • The Dancing Man (November 22) "Master of awkward interruptions, the dancing man dances again. This is simply a video of Onision dancing with a mask on in front of a green screen." (Source)
  • The Road (?) "Various clips taken from LA to Seattle... at 200x to 1000x the speed." (Source)
  • I Shaved My Head (Again) (?) (Source)
  • New Lights (?) "Work to your mother @flysnailfly ~" (Source)
  • Tree Climbing Fail (November ?) (Source)
  • Would You Be A Vampire? (?) "If a vampire tried to bite you/convert you, what would you do? Would you be willing to exchange a carnivores life on a regular bases for the extension of your own life?" (Source)
  • Criss Angel Parody Bloopers (?) "We did a parody of Criss Angel, you can check out the full video here: [link] Thanks for being awesome Criss ~ you rock at what you d...[cut off]" (Source)
  • Darth Vader vs Viking (?) "Darth Vadeer takes a lightsaber to a Viking's sword... lets see who comes out on top :)" (Source)
  • Nibbles Bit My Finger (?) "My. Captain Dr. Titty Nipples liked biting fingers :) Here's a video showing you exactly what I mean :) Such a cute puppy." (Source)
  • Awkward Crying (?) "First I was on the bench, then I was under then bench... things just got crazy over dare :)" (Source)
  • OWNED by Nature (December 27) "I decidded during a regular video shoot that i would jump into a bunch of sticker bushes.. it was super delightful in a skin-piercing/painful way." (Source)

Channel Unknown

  • Please Leave Skye Alone (January 2) (Clip)
  • Why Women Won't Dance With Me (September 14) "I don't get it, I'm a really good dancer... why won't women dance with me?" (Source)
  • Jealous B!tch (September 17) "My girlfriend went through my phone when I was asleep and found a girl's number... she thought I was cheating... problem is, I had no idea who the girl was e... [cut off]" "No music, no censors... interested?" (Source)

2012

Onision (Main)

  • Chibi Gets Frostbite (February 5) "When you see a movie where people fall into ice water and they somehow can still function after a couple minutes of being submerged *cough* Italian Job *coug[cut off]" "I wasn't kidding... OMG ~" (Source)
  • The Song Of Your Mind (September 22) (Re-Upload)
  • Cream-Filled Doughnut (September 24) (Re-Upload)

Onision Speaks

  • HATERS GONNA HATE (March 13) "Aint nothin you can do, haters gonna hate." (Source)
  • Any Three Items (April 27) "If you could have any three items in the world, what would they be?" (Source)
  • RANTING AND RAVING (April ?) (Source)
  • Drunk People & Sex (May 5) "Is it the same as rape os you sleep with someone who is drink (or you're drink)? My opinion is that it's wrong, but not the same. What is yours? The original...[cuts off]" (Source)
  • Jenna Lost Her Marbles (Experience Is Your Friend) (May 15) (Re-Upload)
  • Evolution = Satanism (May 8) "Evolution is stupid... and I'm going to prove it." (Source)
  • Don't Vlog & Drive (May 14) "It's wrong, you know it is, so stop." (Source)
  • 4CHAN vs ONISION "About the recent 4CHAN attack ~" (November 1) (Source)

Channel Unknown

  • NOM NOM Crackers (January 8) "Blegh... after making this video I checked this site: [link] ~ turns out sodium is a no no...[cut off]" "Nibbles nibbles crackers XD ~" (Source)
  • Batman Jumps A Fence (January 31) "What it would look like in real life if a noob batman tried to jump a fence... oh wait... this is real life... derp." "Another unedited clip of how it really happened :)" (Source)
  • [Unknown Title, Dubbed "Webcam Video"] (February 8) Re-Upload
  • I Fell In Love (February 25) "I created this song quite a few years ago... however I decided to turn this into a music video considering its surprising relevance to my life right now. The...[cut off]" (Source)
  • ADELE - SET FIRE TO THE RAIN - Feat. Onision (Not Official, Just Another Ridiculous Parody) (May 12) "NOTE: I LOVE ADELE, SHE IS A BRILLIANT SINGER, BEAUTIFUL & TALENTED, THEY LYRICS IN THIS SONG ARE ABOUT SHARRON BARRON (the character seen in this video) [cut off]" "My Adele parody... did I just piss off a lot of people? Again? LOL!" (Source)
  • My Confession (Not to be confused with two other videos he uploaded with the same title. This seemed to be a jump scare video.) (July 30) "I have to say this... it's so important to me." "Don't share this with your grandparents..." (Source)
  • My Birthday :) (November 8) "Tiffany Jo Allen sent me a gift :) Decided to open it on camera as I don't get a lot of gifts and it was really nice of her!" "MY BIRTHDAY!!! :)" (Source)

2013

Date Title Channel Description Notes
February 22 GAY TEST (original uncensored version) UhOhBro Did you pass the test? Source
February 25 SEXY GIFS Collection of awesome gifs :) Hope you enjoy! Source
April ? 10 Reasons To Not Cut Yourself Source Re-Upload
? June ? Breaking the news Some happy news :) [this is his pregnancy announcement video] Source
August ? 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT CUTTERS Re-Upload
December 3? SELF-HARM UhOhBro Source
December 4 CUTTERS UhOhBro This video got real serious, real fast, why? Because people who have a roof over their head, tons of food, are in "good health", have water, electricity etc who despite having all they need, still try to pointlessly destroy their own bodies and post it to... the web (?!?) just piss me off. You need help? GET IT. Don't post your pics to the internet, as we all know that doesn't = you being cured, it = you getting attention.

If you suffer from a broken bone or other physical ailment, you go to the doctor, you don't post pictures all over the web, because you legitimately want your problem fixed.

People who cut themselves and post pics? It's obvious why they do it.

Source 1, Source 2
December 23 How To Eat A Banana For everyone who is dumber than a monkey, this is your one stop solution to figuring out how to eat a banana. Source

2016

Date Title Channel Description Notes
May 9 "Eugenia Cooney Is Anorexic” ?
September 10 Please Help Eugenia Cooney Speaks
September 19 Eugenia Cooney’s Eating Disorder #HelpEugeniaCooney
September 22 Eugenia Cooney: Save Your Body Source
October 2 Eugenia Cooney Facts
October 6 Eugenia Cooney Photoshop
October 28 Banning Eugenia Cooney From YouTube Speaks Source
November 14 Eugenia Cooney’s Cooking Show Main Re-Upload
November 18 Eugenia Cooney Lied? (+ Her Actual Weight)
November 19 Eugenia Cooney: Guilty Speaks Source
November 20 Eugenia Cooney: Final Video Speaks Source
December 6 Song For My Ex Friend Main I made this song for my ex friend after he uploaded a video attacking me/my family & I felt it deserved a response... after our friendship I'm out thousands of dollars. He however got tons of free food, free shelter, thousands upon thousands of subscribers etc etc... it was a very one-sided friendship & I've ended our friendship multiple times because of this. Long story short, the guy is a freeloader, so I think I earned my right to rant about being used for years. Re-Upload
December 31 She Lied To You... Main? If you saw her video, you were lied to... not just once, but many times throughout the video. You could say she was just horribly misinformed, but the realit[cut off] Source Re-Upload

2017

Date Title Channel Description Notes
January 16 Eugenia Cooney VERSUS Brandon Rogers
February 19 Eugenia Cooney Is Suicidal? Speaks Source
February 21 Eugenia Cooney’s Victims Source
February 27 Eugenia Cooney: Case Closed
November 24 Eugenia Cooney Fans: GOOD NEWS! Speaks Eugenia Cooney or Onision? Who do you agree with? Both? I have some good news for Eugenia Cooney fans. I hope you guys are really happy with the information I have finally acknowledged and I want you guys to know, this video is about Eugenia Cooney fans, not Eugenia Cooney because that would mean I changed my mind about something and I'm simply not allowed to say "I'll never stop being friends with you Johnny!" only to later wind up stop being friends with them because they turned into a bear and ate my dog... know what I mean? No? Take an IQ test.

Anyway, Eugenia Cooney fans, I hope this video was helpful!

Source Available here
November 30 Eugenia Cooney’s Outfits UhOhBro

2018

Date Title Channel Description Notes
January 21 Our Last Poly Girlfriend

renamed

The Girlfriend Onision & Laineybot Never Talked About

OniChan I Onision, and my spouse Laineybot had a girlfriend that we never talked about in a YouTube video... she was in one video and that was about it. There have been a few mentions of YouNow as well... that's it... so... time to explain and move on. Source Re-Upload
February 8 Eugenia Cooney Reactions (Onision 2018) UhOhBro Available here
February 19 Eugenia Cooney (The Full Story) Speaks Available here
February 26 Eugenia Cooney In An Alternate Universe (Photoshop) Speaks
March 5 Eugenia Cooney: Let’s Be Positive Speaks
March 18 Eugenia Cooney Outfits #2 UhOhBro
April 27 Eugenia Cooney (Live Reaction by Onision) UhOhBro
June 6 Is Eugenia Cooney Getting Better? Speaks
June 11 Eugenia Cooney: Let’s Save Her Speaks
July 18 Eugenia Cooney & A Police Phone Call (+ All Emails) Speaks
August 6 Eugenia Cooney: I Created Her (Then Had Her Fight in WWE) UhOhBro
August 10 Eugenia Cooney Is Amazing (Apologize!) Speaks
September 6 Eugenia Cooney (Before & After) Speaks Available here
September 20 Eugenia Cooney Played Basketball… Speaks
September 21 The Doctors on Eugenia Cooney UhOhBro
September 22 Eugenia Cooney Fans… Sad News Speaks
September 29 Dear Eugenia Cooney Fans UhOhBro
October 3 Triggered by Eugenia Cooney — Comparing Legs Speaks
October 4 A Message For Eugenia Cooney Speaks
October 20 Eugenia Cooney: An Important Message Speaks Source
October 21 We Saved Eugenia Cooney Main Source
November 30 The LAPD Wants To Find Eugenia Cooney? UhOhBro
December 6 Eugenia Cooney & Her Future Speaks
December 21 Eugenia Cooney Died (in The Sims 4) Source Re-Upload
December 22 Eugenia Cooney’s Story UhOhBro

2019

Date Title Channel Description Notes
January 14 Eugenia Cooney’s Life in The Sims 4 Source
February 10 You Guys Saved Eugenia Speaks
February 12 I May Know Who Saved Eugenia. It Wasn’t Me. Speaks
February 13 How Eugenia Cooney Will Look After Recovery ( Some Things I Need To Say) Speaks
February 14 Eugenia Cooney’s Mom & The Police Speak Up (Things Look Hopeful 💖) Speaks
February 15 Eugenia Cooney Update Speaks
February 16 YouTubers Cashing In On Eugenia Cooney (It’s All Ok, If It’s Not Onision) Speaks
February 24 I Need To Say This… About Eugenia Cooney Speaks
February 28 My Eugenia Cooney Videos Are Now Removed (Please Write Me If You Find Any I Missed) Speaks

Unknown Year

Speaks

  • Friend or Food (≤ 2010) "You shouldn't mistake the two, ugly things happen when you do" (Source) Clip

Unknown Channel