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Latest revision as of 05:46, 29 November 2019
List of videos deleted from Onision's YouTube channels.
Format: Video Title (Date Uploaded) "YouTube video description." "Facebook status about it" (Source) Re-upload Link
Note: Some Onision main channel videos may have just been re-uploaded to the OnisionArchive channel under a different name.
Only his main channel existed at this point.
|February 17||Embarrassing Moments||I expose the three darkest realities of my history. Unfortunately they all relate to my marriage, and I capture all the events on camera just for this video.
I was tagged by DaveyDaquiri who is F’ing awesome for tagging me, as I’ve never been tagged before, and am so humble to have watched his video even uttering my name.
|March ?||Strip Dance of Shame||Re-Upload|
|March ?||Strip Dance of Shame (Extended)||Re-Upload|
|May 10||Vlog - Pray For Me||Re-Upload|
|May 20||AIDS Recruitment Video (uncensored version)||(Source)|
|May 21||I'm so Robot||A tribute to today's politicians, news programs, elderly, mentality and overall leadership of the world.
This video was not created to stir debate, or offend anyone. I composed, wrote & "sang" this song for the objective of expressing myself, and my views, legitimate or not.
|June 1||Date On Demand (with Optimus Prime)||(Source)|
|June 3||I'M SO EMO 2||I'm So Emo is an original music video created to entertain, not offend.
This video is the sequel of the first "I'M SO EMO" music video and continues the story of Charlie the Emo, created by Onision.
|July 2||Piñata Massacre||You've never seen a piñata massacre quite like this one. Hollow cardboard creatures are torn to pieces, ripped limb from limb in the worst ways possible... or... actually... in the ONLY WAY POSSIBLE.||(Source)|
|July 4||Impersonation Contest||Are you good at doing impressions of people? GOOD! Why not give an Onision character a try? You could win an autographed photo, your name posted in one of my videos, and some of my used crap if you do the best impersonation in the most interesting/funny way.||(Source) Re-Upload|
|July 5||Viking Vlog - Sampson's Hair||Todays topics are (1) My hair is as precious to me as Sampson's hair was to him (2) The YouTube haters who hate on multiple videos, not just one (3) The YouTubers who like to write me about how I offended them, and how all their friends are mad at me for offending them.||(Source)|
|July 5||QnA With Onision - Episode 4||This episode may upset you, but I'm thinking about seriously filtering the questions I get because OMG! It sometimes seem's the people asking the questions have never seen my videos before.|
|July 11||Onision is Racist||I have been told that I am racist due to the video I posted yesterday. I feel it is time I expose my true stance on Racism so there are no further misconceptions of what kind of character I have.||(Source)|
|July 12||Doctor Bad News||Doctor Allen has a 99% failure rate when it comes to surgery, today is no different. Watch Dr. Allen as he tells the family members the bad news thanks to his severe malpractice issues.||(Source)|
|July 13||How To Make Nerd Techno For Silly Ninnies||Quak the British Nerd is here to teach you Techno in FOUR STEPS ONLY!||(Source)|
|July 14||Emo Vlog - Thou Shalt Not Kill||For anyone who ever questioned killing, war or violence in general. Emo Vlog is a one stop solution to ease most minds from their daily inquiries||(Source)|
|July 17||Onision Bloopers - Episode 6||This episode takes you to "How to Circumcise a Baby From Home" and "Doctor Bad News" two recent episodes that had many people laughing, and not so many screaming angrily.||(Source)|
|July 18||Vlog - Onision Featured on YouTube's Main Page||What a surreal moment it was waking up at 5am, logging onto my YouTube account as I do every morning, and having to rub my eyes and blink repeatedly just to make sure I wasn't dreaming.||(Source)|
|July 16||Vlog - Freedom of Censorship||Many viewers are complaining that I am a censor buff, they’re so mad that I won’t let them talk, that they post on other people’s videos complaining about how I won’t give them a chance to chew me out publicly.||(Source)|
|July 20||QnA With Onision - Episode 5||I have some more answers for your latest questions, if you would like to ask a question, please write my inbox, and if it has not already been asked, I will seriously consider your question for answering.||(Source)|
|July 20||Tranny Phone Sex||Leo the psychic gets a phone call from a tranny who is promoting 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE a phone sex company she works for.||(Source)|
|July 25||Mother’s Padded Cell||I’ve been deprived of uploading videos for five days now… I was taken from my cameras, my internet… I’m back now… but I wonder if I am the same as when I left… this video should help you decide.||(Source)|
|July 26||I’M SO HATER||A music video inspired by our lovely hater friends all over the intertube.||(Source)|
|July 27||QnA With Onision - Episode 6||Find out everything you need to know about Onision, and post your own video response asking more :)||(Source)|
|July 27||How To Be A Whore||Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain!||(Source)|
|July 30||Onision Philosophy - Episode 2||Why do aliens not invade? With such a large universe, why have no aliens communicated with us? The answers are clear, it’s time we face them.||(Source)|
|August 1||Onision Philosophy - Episode 3||Today’s Subjects: The afterlife, portals to heaven/beyond. The light ghosts walk into, helping others through the Ouija board, pendulums, energy detectors or other forms of communication devices.||Source|
|August 2||Unsubscribe and Die||Congrats! You’ve been pre-approved to unsubscribe! Once you are an official unsubscriber you will receive one free complimetary video, but just in case you don’t want to unsubscribe, and just want to see the video now… we have it here for you!
It’s super secret, so only tell everyone else about it if you’re like a total gossip whore OMG!
|August 3||Tastes Like Torture||Ricky Tulsa has made up his mind… his next victim is revealed. A great battle between the surreal and sanity is about to be fought on one channel - The Onision Revolution.
Rick Tulsa was originally introduced in a failed Psychic book sales commercial. Since that time he has killed his sister, attempted to kill his mother, gotten in a fight with Zogtar and lost, and visited a shrink only to kill a Piñata.
Ricky Tulsa has completely lost his mind, and no longer roams the earth in the same realm as the rest of us do.
|August 4||Onision Philosophy - Episode 4||Abortion is the topic of the day. Whether your pro-life or pro-choice, republican or democrat, I hope you give this perspective a listen.
If you do not agree with what I have to say, I appreciate you putting our differences aside, and not letting it ruin our overall positive relationship.
|August 5||QnA With Onision - Episode 7||I have accepted one question from each viewer who submitted a list of questions. I hope you enjoy them.||Source|
|August 6||I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER||Music video for white gangster rappers all over the world.||Source& lyrics, Re-Upload|
|August 7||Viking Vlog - Desperate for Flame||I was accused of putting videos on YouTube for the sake of fame… we shall call this “The great Viking adventure on a quest for the holy fame!”
|August 8||Onision Art Contest||Whichever viewer creates and submits the best Onision art will receive $100. Please submit your art before September 8th, 2008.||Re-Upload|
|August 9||Onision Bloopers - Episode 7||These bloopers contain clips from: I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER, Tastes Like Torture, Unsubscribe And Die, How To Be A Whore, & I’M SO NERDY||Source|
|August 10||Vlog - Paint Fumes & Brain Damage||I was painting today in a poorly ventilated area, with no mask… [sigh] I know smart? Well… my brain was temporarily (hopefully) effected by it, and I’ve decided I’m never painting without 100% protection in the future.
Please do not make the same mistake I did.
|August 23||World Has Skillz||Parody of “America’s Got Talent” which points out quite a few disturbing realities and of course completely humiliates Sally the transvestite once again.||Source|
|August 12||I’M SO PEDOPHILE||Music video about sexual predators on MySpace and around the web.
I’M SO PEDOPHILE is a song that is meant to discourage people from giving away person information through the internet to people you do not know already in person. Young or old, you can become a victim of a sexual predator, please be safe, and enjoy the video.
|August 13||Onision Philosophy - Episode 5||When I watched the Olympics today, I witnessed a very cold and unsupportive team for the USA’s female gymnastics team. Alicia [...] screwed up on her routine, and her team failed to catch her fall. I am seeing it through the television screen, it is no where near as good as a first person perspective, however this is a universal problem, not just with the USA, but it’s worldwide.
We need to support one another. We need to be what we are, and stop acting like robots.
|August 14||Pedophile Trap||Those who are technically aiding pedophiles exposed themselves on one of my recent videos. Check out the feedback on “I’M SO PEDOPHILE” to see what I mean.
Regardless of what you have to say, we all know pedophilia is wrong. Children should be given a healthy, full childhood. No one should take away what innocence they have — they should never be betrayed when they rely on us the most.
Protect your children, protect each other, and stay smart.
|August 16||Missing You, A Piece of Me||A song I sang this morning when thinking of a friend I have not spoken to in some time…
I originally wrote a poem, however I decided not to recite those words, and instead just sing the first words that came to my mind.
The song you hear in this video, is what I came up with.
|August 16||Insane Fan Posse||Onision fans unite to decimate all haters of Vighkel (the Viking) and friends. :D I hope this answers a few questions.
WARNING - this video does contain graphic scenes and very disturbing humor. If you’re into that kind of thing, awesome, if not RUN! AHHH!
In no way does Onision represent any company of any kind. This video should reflect upon no one but Onision. There are no sponsors, there are no associations. It’s just Onision.
|August 17||Pedophile Confrontation||Post a video response telling pedophiles what they need to hear, tell them they are not welcome around your friends and family, tell them they are not welcome in your neighborhood, let them know what they are doing is wrong.
If we don’t make a stand, and tell them loud and clear that we are against what they do, they’ll continue to make excuses, they’ll continue to convince themselves that it’s ok to be who they are.
Society does not keep the message in the open enough that the behavior is unacceptable.
For the sake of our world’s children, if it saves even one child, we have done a wonderful thing.
|August 20||I'M SO NEWSWORTHY||They control our information, they decide what information we take in daily. Who are they? Who funds them? Should any of them have a political stance? How is it possible to not put a bias on news when personal opinions are involved?
Why do we worship serial killers? Why do we focus on so much negativity and ignore true heroes?
The world is not doom and gloom. The world is what you make it.
Believe in the future of yourself, and those you love, and let the news keep telling us the world is coming to an end.
|August 23||World Has Skillz 2||Source, Re-Upload|
|August 24||Prehistoric Gang Bang||Source|
|August 25||Izukia’s Epic Fail||Source|
|August 26||Five Facts (YouTube Game)||Source|
|August 27||Suicide Another Day||Source (Not the same video as the one currently on speaks)|
|August 30||Dead Daughter Dance||Re-Upload|
|September 4||Meaningless Survival||Re-Upload|
|September 8||Murder of A Cult Leader||(Source)|
|September 9||How To Be A Real Man||(Source) Re-Upload|
|September 10||Human After Everything||(Source)|
|September 11||Emo Goth Music Session 2
Renamed The Gothic Musician
|I am a legitimate goth, there is no goth in the world who is more goth or emo than I am.
I am the definition of intense, the definition of dark, and the definition of enigma... because I like that word.
|(Source, Source) Re-Upload|
|September 12||ZOMBIE FIGHT!||When zombies have problems, they deal with it by morphing into a side scrolling fighter video game, and battle to the death... like real life.||(Source) Re-Upload|
|September 14||Steve's Joint||(Source)|
|September 15||World Domination Void
Renamed Onision vs The NWO
|September 16||Are You A Whore?||(Source)|
|September 17||Onision Sucks||(Source)|
|September 18||Onision Photoshop Contest||(Source)|
|September 19||Blocked By Onision||(Source)|
|September 20||QnA With Onision - Episode 10||(Source)|
|September 21||Lazy Dates: Sally||Re-Upload|
|September 22||How To Dance Sexy||For all mating rituals, one should refer to this simple, quick and efficient "How To Dance Sexy" guide.||(Source) Re-Upload|
|September 23||Manwoman Lovers||(Source) Re-Upload|
|September 24||PS3 vs 360 vs Wii - Console War||The one stop shop to find out the true importance behind the console wars.
PlayStation 3 is awesome, the Xbox 360 can hold it's own, and the Nintendo Wii can be so very fun, but which is better? Does it matter?
|September 25||Nutshot + 2x Goofy = Fun Time||(Source)|
|September 26||Post Your Icky Face||Show your regular face, and then post the most disturbing facial expression you can make. Today I realized that most people are what they make themselves. Beautiful people can look unattractive, and regular people can look beautiful all depending on what kind of vibe they send, what kind of expression they place on their face. You are what you make yourself to a certain degree... take advantage of this. If you like, you can discuss this further at http://forums.onision.com Tags: post your icky face video response photos before and after picture photo pic pix ugliest facial expression prettiest ugly smile we are what make ourselves||(Source, Source)|
|September 27||Pedo (Hurt Parody)||This is a parody video of Johnny Cash's rendition of Nine Inch Nails' song "Hurt" - The tune is based of the actual song, but is not exactly the same, and is unique to this video.||(Source)|
|September 28||Haters United: Emo Kids||Onision keeps picking on Emo Kids! Even though he is one, that's no excuse! We must stop Onision, he is a mean jerk! The Haters United Group is here to stop this madness.||(Source)|
|September 29||Techno Suxizzle||Vighkel offers a public apology for recommending anyone listen to techno.
Having listened to the supposed "Greatest Dance Songs of All Time" a cold and sad realization has come across us all. And that is... that Techno Suxizzle.
Please fix techno by making tunes that are not for crazy people thank you.
|September 30||How To Not Suck at YouTube||Emo Charlie gives Steve instructions on how to un-Suck his video upload to YouTube.
In no way am I suggesting that I do not suck, nor am I suggesting I suck. In no way am I suggesting I am a ham sandwich, a volleyball instructor, a pirates fake leg or an expert on videos.
I'm just making a video, if you grow from it, wonderful... :)
|October 1||Onision Goobers 9||Re-Upload|
|October 7||Lazy Dates: Edward||Re-Upload|
|October 8||Onision Philosophy 5||I hope you have it in you to watch this from start to end. My hopes are it will change you for the better, that today will be a remarkable day for you, that today, you will see the world in a new light.
I want you to close your eyes, and imagine that everyone is a color… like crayons in a box. Then I want you to open your eyes and see how beautiful the colors are. Not everyone is the same color, but all the people who show their colors with good intent are equally vibrant and beautiful in their own way.
Now look in the mirror… are you a gorgeous yellow, a beautiful red… a pretty pink?
We are separated only by the line we draw in the sand…
I encourage you to liberate yourself from these superficial boundaries and see the world for what it is. See yourself for who you are…
No one can see your color shine if you hide it from the world.
|October 9||Onision Is FAKE!||You thought you knew Onision, you thought he was being honest with you all this time. But the truth is he’s a suicidal, cross-dressing, pill-popping psychopath!
I am Dylan, I uploaded this video to make sure you all knew who the real Onision was. He betrayed me, and now it’s time for some payback :) <— That’s my vengeance smile. It’s my favorite.
And if you don’t realize this is a joke by now… oh my.
|October 10||You Gots Jokes||Post a video response or comment of your favorite joke. :) Please keep it PG-13 :D And happy.
I look forward to reading, and watching you tell your favorite jokes.
|October 11||THE NOISE MUST DIE!||I am so sick of noise pollution! Jets flying over, kids hollaring non-stop outside, trucks driving by, some guy trying to sell apples with a megaphone, my kitty meowing and random other noises are blowing my mind!
It wouldn’t be a big deal if I wasn’t trying to make videos… but dang it I am! LEAVE MY EARS ALONE!
|October 12||As The Crotch Burns 2||Jimmy just caught his girlfriend Sally cheating on him with Tom, but what Jimmy doesn’t know is that Tom is not the only man Sally has been with behind Jimmy’s back.
Oh my, all you housewives in TV land get your popcorn ready, because this retardedly overly-dramatic emotional cesspool is waiting for you to devour with your succubus queen lifestyle. Ooh my indeed.
|October 13||YouTube Emotions||Source(& script)|
|October 14||How To Fold A T-Shit||Learn how to fold a T-Shit once and for all. Stop listening to everyone else, take your shit in your hands, and fold it the right way.
Don’t let a single shit lie mashed up inside your drawers ever again… unfolded. Straiten your shits out, and make sure your shits are tidy.
|October 15||Onision QnA 12||Today a couple people asked questions which suggested that had no idea what I represent, and generally who I am… it’s a bit much to ask everyone to watch all of my videos, but for the sake of not looking out of place, please watch a few before you send any.
I kept their names secret so they would not face any… flak for their off-questions.
Regardless, I look forward to future questions. Post a video response, or send my account an email to ask your own.
|October 16||Puke Flavored Pie||Ever hear or see something disgusting when you’re just about to take a bite of food? Kind of makes you want to barf… no?||(Source, Re-Upload)|
|October 17||Viva Con Korea||I live in Korea, I have for over a year. If you plan on coming here, or are interested in a quick low-down on the place, then this video will probably be refreshing to you.||(Source) Re-Upload|
|October 18||Vote Over The Phone||(Source)|
|October 19||Onision's SuperNote||(Source)|
|October 20||Non-Voters Burn In Hell||Re-Upload|
|October 21||The Onision Psyche||(Source)|
|October 22||Jessie For Sheriff||(Source)|
|October 23||The End of the Beginning||There are significant changes coming about. Hopefully this video will both inform you of the future, and clarify my stance on a very important issue.
To keep in touch with me while I am away, please writ my inbox, comment below this video or join the forums at http://forums.onision.com
I'm very excited to see you all again when I am better off. The exact date is to be determined. Look for me again in November.
|November 7||How To Take Good Pictures||You're one stop guide to kicking sucking's butt. Never again will you suck at taking photos, because this is the Anti-Sucking guide... on photography.||(Source) Re-Upload|
|November 25||Ogin Show||Re-Upload|
|November 2||You Killed Halloween||There's no question, you killed Halloween. This holiday is going to need a serious Phoenix Down if you want it to come back next year... jerk.||Source, Re-Upload|
|November 3||The Future is Yet To Come||A large portion pertains to speak of our future, Onision, the viewers and the world. While the rest of the video is what would be Onision QnA 13.||Source|
|November 4||Jessie's Political Attack Ad||Tired of every other commercial being more mud slinging making both canidates look like human garbage?
No! GOOD BECAUSE HERE'S ANOTHER!
[barfs all over the place]
|November 5||Onision Goobers 10||Onision's bloopers, deleted scenes, and extra content for the last month :)||Re-Upload|
|November 6||Onision Viewer Art||Re-Upload|
|November 8||NO!||Mr. Fitzgerald, aspiring sex offender, gets a lesson on what no means, and in how many ways a person can say it.||(Source) Re-Upload|
|November 9||Last Minute Request||Re-Upload|
|November 15||The Ever Love (Ya Haaa!) (Original version)||From start to a finish an 80's music video in the modern day smile :) I love old music videos don't you?
smile :) Originally this was supposed to be a parody, but it ended up an original video in itself... I just really love them... request more if you reall[cut off]
|Source Re-Upload Edited version uploaded in 2018.|
|November 18||Gomo God
Renamed Feel The Burn (unfiltered version)
|(Source) Re-Upload Greg re-uploaded this video on Dec 2, 2010 with a black and white filter under the name "Emo God".|
|November 19||Villain of God (uncut version)||Re-Upload|
|December 10||Onision Conflict||Re-Upload|
|December 12||Don't Boycott YouTube||(Source)Re-Upload|
|December 17||Flush The Flesh||(Source) Re-Upload|
|December 27||We Moo You Murder||(Source) Re-Upload (in-between commentary)|
|January 29||Villain of Circumcision||(Source, contains script) Re-Upload|
|February 14||Ghost Caught on Surveillance Camera||Ghost caught in the kitchen and in the hallway on HD surveillance cameras. It is up to you to decide fact from fiction, however this time, you will know the truth when you see it. No smoke and mir...||(Source)|
|February 16 (est)||Blood, White & Blue||(Source)|
|February 18 (est)||Ghosts, Spirits and Demons||(Source)|
|February 20 (est)||Failed Tags and Contests||(Source)|
|February 22 (est)||Tag Lame||(Source)|
|February 24 (est)||Vegetarian Vomit||(Source)|
|February 24 (est)||Murder Eaters||This is life and death, I promote life, you feed off death. Admit you are a monster...[cut off]||(Source) Re-Upload|
|March 11||Doomsday 2010||There is no need to wait for 2012 when 2010 is just around the corner.
Prepare for the day the world will open it's eyes. Visit http://www.onision.com to learn the truth. Or I can just tell you right now if you have not figured it out. This video was made for entertainment purposes only, and holds no legitimacy. The end... of the world? No.
|March 30 (est)||Villain of God||(Source) Re-Upload|
|March 31 (est)||Whale Attack!||(Source)|
|April 6||Murder Eaters||Meat consumption is a way of the past. Those who still eat flesh today are primitive. Vegetarians are the future.||(Source)|
|April 17||Hulu Tube - YouTube Conspiracy Theory||Many channels have been spamming YouTube with ill-thought propaganda based on more rumor than fact.||(Source)|
|April 18||How to Pimp Your YouTube Channel||Sweet custom designs for your YouTube public user page. This a DIY guide on how to make a background that is relevant to your page layout.
If you are a YouTube partner watching this, you should first create a banner that is the maximum width and height of your allowed size for the top of your page, make it completely transparent, and then upload it (making it so the background area near the banner in fact looks like the banner itself) You can get the program I used to design my background at: http://www.ulead.com/pi/runme.htm This strategy also works with MySpace and other popular sites.
|May 29||Your Enemy: You||([Source])|
|May 25||Print Screen Scam||([Source])|
|April 18||The Asian in Caucasian||([Source])|
|May ?||All Praise Our Perverted Christian God||(Source)|
|June 4||Yay Gay Boo God||(Source)|
|August 8||Gay Straight Guy (HD)||Yes, you caught me, I'm gay, I'm strait, I'm bisexual and I'm a-sexual (well... not exactly) --- but really, lets settle this.
Vote in the comments for what gender you think I prefer... it's sooo important that you know, and I can't decide, so please do it for me.
|February 24||[Unknown Title]||Main||Skye and I had fun on our adventure... :)||(Source)|
|February 28||Nude Hooker Found In Dumpster'||Main||HORRIBLE NEWS!!! A DEAD Hooker was found in a dumpster today behind Mickey J's Fish ship. Find out more from our reporter Sam Mich live on scene.||(Source)|
|March 22||Nudist Colony Rejection||Main||Re-Upload|
|March 23||Unfair Censorship: Onision Flagged||Main||Source Re-Upload|
|April 17||BANANA SELLOUT||Main||OMG I'm such a sell out! :P Well... maybe not exactly :) ~ Either way, LOOK AT MY BUTT!!??
This video was created specifically for the GoDaddy contest. I have rights to use all materials in all my videos commercially - because that's how I roll doggie ;).
|July 3||Onision Attacked||Speaks||Re-Upload|
|July 30||Compact 82
Renamed Seattle Song
|Main||The structures of man. We built this place. Seeking financial freedom, We find not a trace. Numbers & graphs, they see, Subjects of gain. Watch their wallets grow. And with it our pain. You Wish to lose your shackles? You demand a better fate. Only [cut off]
Facebook: "totally different than the norm :)"
|August 1||Friends In Love||Speaks||Someone asked about my feelings for Skye... I'm happy to answer :)||Source|
|August-September||Onision DMCA Claims
|Speaks||What can happen when you tell on others for using your creations without your permission.
It's a fact - I haven't filed any claims for over a year, and when I did - it was all in good faith.
|November 21||Alien Greys||Speaks||Re-Upload|
|December 24||Greg & Skye Divorced||Speaks||Re-Upload|
|December 30||Onision's Divorce Was A Mistake?||Speaks||Re-Upload|
|January 1||She Betrayed Me||Speaks||She told me, that if we ever divorced I could keep what I bought, and she could keep what she bought... she lied.
I came home to find Skye had taken the Google TV ($1,400), Bed ($700), HD Camcorder ($800) & more that I paid for/earned myself...
I offered her friendship, monthly allotments, housing etc & this is what she does to me? Why?
I would never do this to her - she said she loved me... what happened?
|January 2||Please Leave Skye Alone||Speaks||(Source)|
|January 2||I’ve Never Cheated (The Lies End Here)||Speaks||(Source)|
|January 3||Stolen Divorce Contract||Speaks||Again, please do not harass/insult/etc the individuals discussed in this video in any way - This video was made only, again, to defend my position, as an attempt to ensure no injustice takes place.||(Source)|
|January 4||Netunesa: Please Be Honest||Speaks||I am again defending myself in the most honest way I know, from being discredited by Netunesa.
PLEASE do not insult or otherwise disturb her facebook, twitter or contact her in any other form in regards to this video if it is in a negative manner. She lied to me, yes, but I only want the truth to be known - her being bothered is pointless & inappropriate.
|January 6||Cleaning House||Speaks||Re-Upload|
|January 11||I Should Be OK||Speaks||Re-Upload|
|January 15||Your American Boyfriend||Main||I'm your boyfriend, hold me, love me!!!||(Source)|
|February ?||Netunesa Didn't Steal Anything||Speaks||Re-Upload|
|March 22||ONISION BANNED MEEEEEE!!!!!||Encore||Re-Upload|
|April 22||I'm In Love||Re-Upload|
|May 3||Shiloh or GTFO||Speaks||"If you don't like Shiloh - UNSUBSCRIBE ALL MY CHANNELS AND GTFO"||(Source)|
|May 30||She Needs Us||Main||Please show her love/kindness: http://youtube.com/draculoh
Thank you so very much.
|(Source 1, Source 2) Re-Upload|
|June 30||Shiloh Forgot Me||Main||"This is not a joke, Shiloh agreed to this video being released. I would do exactly the same thing if I were in her shoes... I'd want people to know. If my mi...[cut off]" "New... very sad... Onision main channel video ~"||(Source)|
|July 5||SO HOT||Main||TETRIS!!! PIEEC-O!!! TETRIS!! New Fun With Onision!! You demanded it!||(Source)|
|July 5||We Broke Up||Speaks||"As of July 4th 2011 ~ Shiloh & I are no longer [cut off] friends. [cut off]"||(Source)|
|July 16||Shiloh Threatened Me||Main||(Video description is too long, please click on the article about this video to read it.)||Source Re-Upload|
|July 18||Where Are The Scars?||Speaks||I need to move on, I don't want to talk about this more than what I've already said... I just need to live my life ~ & find people I can really trust.||(Source 1, Source2) Re-Upload|
|July 23||HOT NEW RAPPER!!!||Main||"Introducing a brand new rapper, find out who it is by watching this video!!! Kind of messed up song dude. But definitely a hot new raper man." "This guy's just offensive..."||(Source)|
|July 26||The Truth||Main||Re-Upload|
|July 29||Hater at Vidcon||Speaks||Yesterday at VidCon I encountered a hater. They didn't reveal themselves to me till we shook hands.||(Source 1, Source 2)|
|September 5||SNEEZE!!!||Speaks||I have some good news ~ Thank you so much for helping me get through this.||Source Re-Upload|
|September 13||She Fixed Me||Speaks||"Before I was even there she taught me multiple lessons, basically giving me a crash course on relationships, emotions and just being a reasonable/healthy per...[cut off]" "To My Girlfriend"||(Source)|
|September 14||Single Again||Speaks||"Yes, another break up video from Onision... I'm getting sick of it too, I know, it's getting lame... I've just screwed up the last relationship too much to g...[cut off]"||(Source) Re-Upload|
|September 21||I'm A Lama||Speaks||"And I go on, and on and on again :)"||(Source)|
|September 22||I'm Sorry||Main||I don't exactly know what to say... so I'll just direct you to the links mentioned in this video:
OnisionSpeaks Channel: http://youtube.com/onisionspeaks Onision Contact Page: http://onision.net/contact Onision Facebook: http://facebook.com/onision Onision Twitter: http://twitter.com/onision
Thank you for loving me... it means more than you know.
|September 22||She's Right||Speaks||(Source)|
|September 22||I Will Not Fight Her||Speaks||"Even though I've been attacked/humiliated by someone I love... I just can't fight her back... I won't... I just want to stop hurting... I feel so betrayed, so incredibly unloved... but that doesn't give me a right, even after it all... to fight, not her... never." "Remember when I took the blame for everything? I cannot fight the one I love... I just can't"||(Source 1, Source 2) Re-Upload|
|September 22||Goodbye Dear||Speaks||I had a through video response to Adrienne's attacks on me being prepared and then I remember what it looks like... what it sounds like... what it feels like when she cries... I remembered what really matters.
I can't do that to you Adrienne, so this is me forfeiting & giving you your victory.
Have a long happy life dear, always treat the next one better than the last and you will find your peace.
|September 26||Respect My Decisions||Speaks||(Source)|
|September 27||Desperate For A Home||Speaks||"Please do not take this analogy TOO literally, some things said do not relate to the actual situation, others do. All in all, I'm just happier, which I'm supe...[cut off]"||(Source) Re-Upload|
|October 2||U MAD BRO?||Speaks||"You want to stick up for the "victim" ~ then stick up for Shiloh as she's being harassed to a stupid extent right now for something she NEVER did. OMG!" "Regarding the premature baby photo(s) or whatever (O_O) ~"||(Source 1, Source2) Re-Upload|
|October 2||Haters Want An Apology?||Speaks||(Source) Re-Upload|
|October 13||Love Will Previal||Speaks||(Source) Re-Upload (In-between commentary)|
|October 17||Innocent Innocent Innocent||Speaks||(Source) Re-upload|
|October 21||Do Birthdays Matter?||Speaks||"My mom called me yesterday morning telling me it was her birthday and I responded saying I didn't care about age... my mom was upset I didn't jump to say hap...[cut off]"||(Source)|
|October ?||I’m Sorry Mom :P||Speaks||(Source)|
|December 6||Get Featured||Speaks||"Would you like to have your channel promoted/be featured in an Onision video? If so, upload a fan video and include "onision" in the tags. You may end up get...[cut off]"||(Source)|
- eHarmony Video Bio (June 12) (Source)
- Onision FREAK OUT (?) "A little itty bitty freak out... kind of :P This is the full, unedited obvi fake freak out seen in the most recent Fun With Onision :) Hope you guys love it!" (Source)
- Dance Party!!! (?) "Having a dance paty with friends... what a silly bunch we are XD!!!!" (Source)
- NOT MY BABY!!! (in Spanish!!!) (?) "SPANISH VERSION of the Onision video "I'm Pregnant"." (Source)
- FAKE &... AWESOME!!! (?) "The drive thru prank uploaded to the main channel today was... totally fake (as hinted in the description & stated in the keywords XD) ~ Thanks for watching this guys, S...[cut off]" (Source)
- Shiloh & Greg @ Chucky's (?) "Some fun moments from our adventure at Chucky Cheese's :)" (Source)
- The Dancing Man (November 22) "Master of awkward interruptions, the dancing man dances again. This is simply a video of Onision dancing with a mask on in front of a green screen." (Source)
- The Road (?) "Various clips taken from LA to Seattle... at 200x to 1000x the speed." (Source)
- I Shaved My Head (Again) (?) (Source)
- New Lights (?) "Work to your mother @flysnailfly ~" (Source)
- Tree Climbing Fail (November ?) (Source)
- Would You Be A Vampire? (?) "If a vampire tried to bite you/convert you, what would you do? Would you be willing to exchange a carnivores life on a regular bases for the extension of your own life?" (Source)
- Criss Angel Parody Bloopers (?) "We did a parody of Criss Angel, you can check out the full video here: [link] Thanks for being awesome Criss ~ you rock at what you d...[cut off]" (Source)
- Darth Vader vs Viking (?) "Darth Vadeer takes a lightsaber to a Viking's sword... lets see who comes out on top :)" (Source)
- Nibbles Bit My Finger (?) "My. Captain Dr. Titty Nipples liked biting fingers :) Here's a video showing you exactly what I mean :) Such a cute puppy." (Source)
- Awkward Crying (?) "First I was on the bench, then I was under then bench... things just got crazy over dare :)" (Source)
- OWNED by Nature (December 27) "I decidded during a regular video shoot that i would jump into a bunch of sticker bushes.. it was super delightful in a skin-piercing/painful way." (Source)
- Please Leave Skye Alone (January 2) (Clip)
- Why Women Won't Dance With Me (September 14) "I don't get it, I'm a really good dancer... why won't women dance with me?" (Source)
- Jealous B!tch (September 17) "My girlfriend went through my phone when I was asleep and found a girl's number... she thought I was cheating... problem is, I had no idea who the girl was e... [cut off]" "No music, no censors... interested?" (Source)
- Chibi Gets Frostbite (February 5) "When you see a movie where people fall into ice water and they somehow can still function after a couple minutes of being submerged *cough* Italian Job *coug[cut off]" "I wasn't kidding... OMG ~" (Source)
- The Song Of Your Mind (September 22) (Re-Upload)
- Cream-Filled Doughnut (September 24) (Re-Upload)
- HATERS GONNA HATE (March 13) "Aint nothin you can do, haters gonna hate." (Source)
- Any Three Items (April 27) "If you could have any three items in the world, what would they be?" (Source)
- RANTING AND RAVING (April ?) (Source)
- Drunk People & Sex (May 5) "Is it the same as rape os you sleep with someone who is drink (or you're drink)? My opinion is that it's wrong, but not the same. What is yours? The original...[cuts off]" (Source)
- Jenna Lost Her Marbles (Experience Is Your Friend) (May 15) (Re-Upload)
- Evolution = Satanism (May 8) "Evolution is stupid... and I'm going to prove it." (Source)
- Don't Vlog & Drive (May 14) "It's wrong, you know it is, so stop." (Source)
- 4CHAN vs ONISION "About the recent 4CHAN attack ~" (November 1) (Source)
- NOM NOM Crackers (January 8) "Blegh... after making this video I checked this site: [link] ~ turns out sodium is a no no...[cut off]" "Nibbles nibbles crackers XD ~" (Source)
- Batman Jumps A Fence (January 31) "What it would look like in real life if a noob batman tried to jump a fence... oh wait... this is real life... derp." "Another unedited clip of how it really happened :)" (Source)
- [Unknown Title, Dubbed "Webcam Video"] (February 8) Re-Upload
- I Fell In Love (February 25) "I created this song quite a few years ago... however I decided to turn this into a music video considering its surprising relevance to my life right now. The...[cut off]" (Source)
- ADELE - SET FIRE TO THE RAIN - Feat. Onision (Not Official, Just Another Ridiculous Parody) (May 12) "NOTE: I LOVE ADELE, SHE IS A BRILLIANT SINGER, BEAUTIFUL & TALENTED, THEY LYRICS IN THIS SONG ARE ABOUT SHARRON BARRON (the character seen in this video) [cut off]" "My Adele parody... did I just piss off a lot of people? Again? LOL!" (Source)
- My Confession (Not to be confused with two other videos he uploaded with the same title. This seemed to be a jump scare video.) (July 30) "I have to say this... it's so important to me." "Don't share this with your grandparents..." (Source)
- My Birthday :) (November 8) "Tiffany Jo Allen sent me a gift :) Decided to open it on camera as I don't get a lot of gifts and it was really nice of her!" "MY BIRTHDAY!!! :)" (Source)
- GAY TEST (original uncensored version) (February 22, 2013) "Did you pass the test?" (Source)
- Breaking the news (?) Greg announces Taylor's pregnancy. (Source)
- SEXY GIFS (February 25) "Collection of awesome gifs :) Hope you enjoy!" (Source)
- How To Eat A Banana (December 23) "For everyone who is dumber than a monkey, this is your one stop solution to figuring out how to eat a banana." (Source)
|May 9||"Eugenia Cooney Is Anorexic”||?|
|September 10||Please Help Eugenia Cooney||Speaks|
|September 19||Eugenia Cooney’s Eating Disorder #HelpEugeniaCooney|
|September 22||Eugenia Cooney: Save Your Body||Source|
|October 2||Eugenia Cooney Facts|
|October 6||Eugenia Cooney Photoshop|
|October 28||Banning Eugenia Cooney From YouTube||Speaks||Source|
|November 14||Eugenia Cooney’s Cooking Show||Main||Re-Upload|
|November 18||Eugenia Cooney Lied? (+ Her Actual Weight)|
|November 19||Eugenia Cooney: Guilty||Speaks||Source|
|November 20||Eugenia Cooney: Final Video||Speaks||Source|
|December 6||Song For My Ex Friend||Main||I made this song for my ex friend after he uploaded a video attacking me/my family & I felt it deserved a response... after our friendship I'm out thousands of dollars. He however got tons of free food, free shelter, thousands upon thousands of subscribers etc etc... it was a very one-sided friendship & I've ended our friendship multiple times because of this. Long story short, the guy is a freeloader, so I think I earned my right to rant about being used for years.||Re-Upload|
|December 31||She Lied To You...||Main?||If you saw her video, you were lied to... not just once, but many times throughout the video. You could say she was just horribly misinformed, but the realit[cut off]||Source Re-Upload|
|January 16||Eugenia Cooney VERSUS Brandon Rogers|
|February 19||Eugenia Cooney Is Suicidal?||Speaks||Source|
|February 21||Eugenia Cooney’s Victims||Source|
|February 27||Eugenia Cooney: Case Closed|
|November 24||Eugenia Cooney Fans: GOOD NEWS!||Speaks||Eugenia Cooney or Onision? Who do you agree with? Both? I have some good news for Eugenia Cooney fans. I hope you guys are really happy with the information I have finally acknowledged and I want you guys to know, this video is about Eugenia Cooney fans, not Eugenia Cooney because that would mean I changed my mind about something and I'm simply not allowed to say "I'll never stop being friends with you Johnny!" only to later wind up stop being friends with them because they turned into a bear and ate my dog... know what I mean? No? Take an IQ test.
Anyway, Eugenia Cooney fans, I hope this video was helpful!
|Source Available here|
|November 30||Eugenia Cooney’s Outfits||UhOhBro|
|January 21||Our Last Poly Girlfriend
The Girlfriend Onision & Laineybot Never Talked About
|OniChan||I Onision, and my spouse Laineybot had a girlfriend that we never talked about in a YouTube video... she was in one video and that was about it. There have been a few mentions of YouNow as well... that's it... so... time to explain and move on.||Source Re-Upload|
|February 8||Eugenia Cooney Reactions (Onision 2018)||UhOhBro||Available here|
|February 19||Eugenia Cooney (The Full Story)||Speaks||Available here|
|February 26||Eugenia Cooney In An Alternate Universe (Photoshop)||Speaks|
|March 5||Eugenia Cooney: Let’s Be Positive||Speaks|
|March 18||Eugenia Cooney Outfits #2||UhOhBro|
|April 27||Eugenia Cooney (Live Reaction by Onision)||UhOhBro|
|June 6||Is Eugenia Cooney Getting Better?||Speaks|
|June 11||Eugenia Cooney: Let’s Save Her||Speaks|
|July 18||Eugenia Cooney & A Police Phone Call (+ All Emails)||Speaks|
|August 6||Eugenia Cooney: I Created Her (Then Had Her Fight in WWE)||UhOhBro|
|August 10||Eugenia Cooney Is Amazing (Apologize!)||Speaks|
|September 6||Eugenia Cooney (Before & After)||Speaks||Available here|
|September 20||Eugenia Cooney Played Basketball…||Speaks|
|September 21||The Doctors on Eugenia Cooney||UhOhBro|
|September 22||Eugenia Cooney Fans… Sad News||Speaks|
|September 29||Dear Eugenia Cooney Fans||UhOhBro|
|October 3||Triggered by Eugenia Cooney — Comparing Legs||Speaks|
|October 4||A Message For Eugenia Cooney||Speaks|
|October 20||Eugenia Cooney: An Important Message||Speaks||Source|
|October 21||We Saved Eugenia Cooney||Main||Source|
|November 30||The LAPD Wants To Find Eugenia Cooney?||UhOhBro|
|December 6||Eugenia Cooney & Her Future||Speaks|
|December 21||Eugenia Cooney Died (in The Sims 4)||Source Re-Upload|
|December 22||Eugenia Cooney’s Story||UhOhBro|
|January 14||Eugenia Cooney’s Life in The Sims 4||Source|
|February 10||You Guys Saved Eugenia||Speaks|
|February 12||I May Know Who Saved Eugenia. It Wasn’t Me.||Speaks|
|February 13||How Eugenia Cooney Will Look After Recovery ( Some Things I Need To Say)||Speaks|
|February 14||Eugenia Cooney’s Mom & The Police Speak Up (Things Look Hopeful 💖)||Speaks|
|February 15||Eugenia Cooney Update||Speaks|
|February 16||YouTubers Cashing In On Eugenia Cooney (It’s All Ok, If It’s Not Onision)||Speaks|
|February 24||I Need To Say This… About Eugenia Cooney||Speaks|
|February 28||My Eugenia Cooney Videos Are Now Removed (Please Write Me If You Find Any I Missed)||Speaks|
- Friend or Food (≤ 2010) "You shouldn't mistake the two, ugly things happen when you do" (Source) Clip
- How To Playground (≤ 2010) "Alicia teaches everyone how to play at the park." (Source 1; Source 2, To help date estimate.)
- Whale Attack (≤ 2009) Re-upload of reply video with clips