Deleted Videos

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List of videos deleted from Onision's YouTube channels.

Format: Video Title (Date Uploaded) "YouTube video description." "Facebook status about it" (Source) Re-upload Link

Note: Some Onision main channel videos may have just been re-uploaded to the OnisionArchive channel under a different name.

2008

Only his main channel existed at this point.

Date Title Description Notes
July 2 Piñata Massacre You've never seen a piñata massacre quite like this one. Hollow cardboard creatures are torn to pieces, ripped limb from limb in the worst ways possible... or... actually... in the ONLY WAY POSSIBLE. (Source)
July 4 Impersonation Contest Are you good at doing impressions of people? GOOD! Why not give an Onision character a try? You could win an autographed photo, your name posted in one of my videos, and some of my used crap if you do the best impersonation in the most interesting/funny way. (Source)
July 5 Viking Vlog - Sampson's Hair Todays topics are (1) My hair is as precious to me as Sampson's hair was to him (2) The YouTube haters who hate on multiple videos, not just one (3) The YouTubers who like to write me about how I offended them, and how all their friends are mad at me for offending them. (Source)
July 5 QnA With Onision - Episode 4 This episode may upset you, but I'm thinking about seriously filtering the questions I get because OMG! It sometimes seem's the people asking the questions have never seen my videos before.
July 11 Onision is Racist I have been told that I am racist due to the video I posted yesterday. I feel it is time I expose my true stance on Racism so there are no further misconceptions of what kind of character I have. (Source)
July 12 Doctor Bad News Doctor Allen has a 99% failure rate when it comes to surgery, today is no different. Watch Dr. Allen as he tells the family members the bad news thanks to his severe malpractice issues. (Source)
July 13 How To Make Nerd Techno For Silly Ninnies Quak the British Nerd is here to teach you Techno in FOUR STEPS ONLY! (Source)
July 14 Emo Vlog - Thou Shalt Not Kill For anyone who ever questioned killing, war or violence in general. Emo Vlog is a one stop solution to ease most minds from their daily inquiries (Source)
Re-Upload
July 17 Onision Bloopers - Episode 6 This episode takes you to "How to Circumcise a Baby From Home" and "Doctor Bad News" two recent episodes that had many people laughing, and not so many screaming angrily. (Source)
July 18 Vlog - Onision Featured on YouTube's Main Page What a surreal moment it was waking up at 5am, logging onto my YouTube account as I do every morning, and having to rub my eyes and blink repeatedly just to make sure I wasn't dreaming. (Source)
July 16 Vlog - Freedom of Censorship Many viewers are complaining that I am a censor buff, they’re so mad that I won’t let them talk, that they post on other people’s videos complaining about how I won’t give them a chance to chew me out publicly. (Source)
July 20 QnA With Onision - Episode 5 I have some more answers for your latest questions, if you would like to ask a question, please write my inbox, and if it has not already been asked, I will seriously consider your question for answering. (Source)
July 20 Tranny Phone Sex Leo the psychic gets a phone call from a tranny who is promoting 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE a phone sex company she works for. (Source)
July 25 Mother’s Padded Cell I’ve been deprived of uploading videos for five days now… I was taken from my cameras, my internet… I’m back now… but I wonder if I am the same as when I left… this video should help you decide. (Source)
July 26 I’M SO HATER A music video inspired by our lovely hater friends all over the intertube. (Source)
Song available on amazon?
July 27 QnA With Onision - Episode 6 Find out everything you need to know about Onision, and post your own video response asking more :) (Source)
July 27 How To Be A Whore Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain! (Source)
July 30 Onision Philosophy - Episode 2' Why do aliens not invade? With such a large universe, why have no aliens communicated with us? The answers are clear, it’s time we face them. (Source)
July 30 Onision Philosophy - Episode 1' I have much discomfort for the world we live in. The planet is so beautiful itself, and yet the people on it fight one another which ruins the world’s beauty. It is time we stop fighting. Even if it means those who refuse to fight have to suffer, than so be it. You will never end violence by showing violence for others. This is not just your life we’re talking about, it’s you’re soul. (Source)

2010

Date Title Channel Description Notes
February 24 [Unknown Title] Main Skye and I had fun on our adventure... :) (Source)
February 28 Nude Hooker Found In Dumpster' Main HORRIBLE NEWS!!! A DEAD Hooker was found in a dumpster today behind Mickey J's Fish ship. Find out more from our reporter Sam Mich live on scene. (Source)
July 3 Onision Attacked Speaks Re-Upload
July 30 Compact 82

Renamed Seattle Song

Main The structures of man. We built this place. Seeking financial freedom, We find not a trace. Numbers & graphs, they see, Subjects of gain. Watch their wallets grow. And with it our pain. You Wish to lose your shackles? You demand a better fate. Only [cut off]
Facebook: "totally different than the norm :)"
Re-Upload

(Source)

August 1 Friends In Love Speaks Someone asked about my feelings for Skye... I'm happy to answer :) Source
November 21 Alien Greys Speaks Re-Upload

2011

Date Title Channel Description Notes
January 15 Your American Boyfriend Main I'm your boyfriend, hold me, love me!!! (Source)

Re-upload

April 22 I'm In Love Speaks Re-Upload
May 3 Shiloh or GTFO Speaks "If you don't like Shiloh - UNSUBSCRIBE ALL MY CHANNELS AND GTFO" (Source)
May 30 She Needs Us Main (Source)
June 30 Shiloh Forgot Me Main "This is not a joke, Shiloh agreed to this video being released. I would do exactly the same thing if I were in her shoes... I'd want people to know. If my mi...[cut off]" "New... very sad... Onision main channel video ~" (Source)

Re-Upload

June ? Shiloh Threatened Me Main Re-Upload
June ? The Truth Main Re-Upload
July 5 SO HOT Main TETRIS!!! PIEEC-O!!! TETRIS!! New Fun With Onision!! You demanded it! (Source)
July 5 We Broke Up Speaks "As of July 4th 2011 ~ Shiloh & I are no longer [cut off] friends. [cut off]" (Source)
July 23 HOT NEW RAPPER!!! Main "Introducing a brand new rapper, find out who it is by watching this video!!! Kind of messed up song dude. But definitely a hot new raper man." "This guy's just offensive..." (Source)
? Where Are The Scars? Speaks (Source)
July 29 - August 6 Hater at Vidcon Speaks (Source)
September 13 She Fixed Me Speaks "Before I was even there she taught me multiple lessons, basically giving me a crash course on relationships, emotions and just being a reasonable/healthy per...[cut off]" "To My Girlfriend" (Source)
September 14 Single Again Speaks "Yes, another break up video from Onision... I'm getting sick of it too, I know, it's getting lame... I've just screwed up the last relationship too much to g...[cut off]" (Source)
September 21 I'm A Lama Speaks "And I go on, and on and on again :)" (Source)
September 22 She's Right Speaks (Source)
September 22 I Will Not Fight Her Speaks "Even though I've been attacked/humiliated by someone I love... I just can't fight her back... I won't... I just want to stop hurting... I feel so betrayed, s...[cut off]" "Remember when I took the blame for everything? I cannot fight the one I love... I just can't" (Source)
September 22 Goodbye Dear Speaks "I had a through video response to Adrienne's attacks on me being prepared and then I remember what it looks like... what it sounds like... what it feels l...[cut off]" (Source)
September 26 Respect My Decisions Speaks (Source)
September 27 Desperate For A Home Speaks "Please do not take this analogy TOO literally, some things said do not relate to the actual situation, others do. All in all, I'm just happier, which I'm supe...[cut off]" (Source)
October 2 U MAD BRO? Speaks "You want to stick up for the "victim" ~ then stick up for Shiloh as she's being harassed to a stupid extent right now for something she NEVER did. OMG! Socia[cut off]" "Regarding the premature baby photo(s) or whatever (O_O) ~" (Source)
October 2 Haters Want An Apology? Speaks (Source) Re-Upload
October 13 Love Will Previal Speaks (Source) Re-Upload (In-between commentary)
October 17 Innocent Innocent Innocent Speaks (Source)
October 21 Do Birthdays Matter? Speaks "My mom called me yesterday morning telling me it was her birthday and I responded saying I didn't care about age... my mom was upset I didn't jump to say hap...[cut off]" (Source)
October ? I’m Sorry Mom :P Speaks (Source)
December 6 Get Featured Speaks "Would you like to have your channel promoted/be featured in an Onision video? If so, upload a fan video and include "onision" in the tags. You may end up get...[cut off]" (Source)
? Speaks Speaks (Source)

Onision Encore

  • eHarmony Video Bio (June 12) (Source)
  • Onision FREAK OUT (?) "A little itty bitty freak out... kind of :P This is the full, unedited obvi fake freak out seen in the most recent Fun With Onision :) Hope you guys love it!" (Source)
  • Dance Party!!! (?) "Having a dance paty with friends... what a silly bunch we are XD!!!!" (Source)
  • NOT MY BABY!!! (in Spanish!!!) (?) "SPANISH VERSION of the Onision video "I'm Pregnant"." (Source)
  • FAKE &... AWESOME!!! (?) "The drive thru prank uploaded to the main channel today was... totally fake (as hinted in the description & stated in the keywords XD) ~ Thanks for watching this guys, S...[cut off]" (Source)
  • Shiloh & Greg @ Chucky's (?) "Some fun moments from our adventure at Chucky Cheese's :)" (Source)
  • The Dancing Man (November 22) "Master of awkward interruptions, the dancing man dances again. This is simply a video of Onision dancing with a mask on in front of a green screen." (Source)
  • The Road (?) "Various clips taken from LA to Seattle... at 200x to 1000x the speed." (Source)
  • I Shaved My Head (Again) (?) (Source)
  • New Lights (?) "Work to your mother @flysnailfly ~" (Source)
  • Tree Climbing Fail (November ?) (Source)
  • Would You Be A Vampire? (?) "If a vampire tried to bite you/convert you, what would you do? Would you be willing to exchange a carnivores life on a regular bases for the extension of your own life?" (Source)
  • Criss Angel Parody Bloopers (?) "We did a parody of Criss Angel, you can check out the full video here: [link] Thanks for being awesome Criss ~ you rock at what you d...[cut off]" (Source)
  • Darth Vader vs Viking (?) "Darth Vadeer takes a lightsaber to a Viking's sword... lets see who comes out on top :)" (Source)
  • Nibbles Bit My Finger (?) "My. Captain Dr. Titty Nipples liked biting fingers :) Here's a video showing you exactly what I mean :) Such a cute puppy." (Source)
  • Awkward Crying (?) "First I was on the bench, then I was under then bench... things just got crazy over dare :)" (Source)
  • OWNED by Nature (December 27) "I decidded during a regular video shoot that i would jump into a bunch of sticker bushes.. it was super delightful in a skin-piercing/painful way." (Source)

Channel Unknown

  • Please Leave Skye Alone (January 2) (Clip)
  • Why Women Won't Dance With Me (September 14) "I don't get it, I'm a really good dancer... why won't women dance with me?" (Source)
  • Jealous B!tch (September 17) "My girlfriend went through my phone when I was asleep and found a girl's number... she thought I was cheating... problem is, I had no idea who the girl was e... [cut off]" "No music, no censors... interested?" (Source)

2012

Onision (Main)

  • Chibi Gets Frostbite (February 5) "When you see a movie where people fall into ice water and they somehow can still function after a couple minutes of being submerged *cough* Italian Job *coug[cut off]" "I wasn't kidding... OMG ~" (Source)

Onision Speaks

  • HATERS GONNA HATE (March 13) "Aint nothin you can do, haters gonna hate." (Source)
  • Any Three Items (April 27) "If you could have any three items in the world, what would they be?" (Source)
  • RANTING AND RAVING (April ?) (Source)
  • Drunk People & Sex (May 5) "Is it the same as rape os you sleep with someone who is drink (or you're drink)? My opinion is that it's wrong, but not the same. What is yours? The original...[cuts off]" (Source)
  • Jenna Lost Her Marbles (Experience Is Your Friend) (May 15) (Re-Upload)
  • Evolution = Satanism (May 8) "Evolution is stupid... and I'm going to prove it." (Source)
  • Don't Vlog & Drive (May 14) "It's wrong, you know it is, so stop." (Source)
  • 4CHAN vs ONISION "About the recent 4CHAN attack ~" (November 1) (Source)

Channel Unknown

  • NOM NOM Crackers (January 8) "Blegh... after making this video I checked this site: [link] ~ turns out sodium is a no no...[cut off]" "Nibbles nibbles crackers XD ~" (Source)
  • Batman Jumps A Fence (January 31) "What it would look like in real life if a noob batman tried to jump a fence... oh wait... this is real life... derp." "Another unedited clip of how it really happened :)" (Source)
  • [Unknown Title, Dubbed "Webcam Video"] (February 8) Re-Upload
  • I Fell In Love (February 25) "I created this song quite a few years ago... however I decided to turn this into a music video considering its surprising relevance to my life right now. The...[cut off]" (Source)
  • ADELE - ET FIRE TO THE RAIN - Feat. Onision (Not Official, Just Another Ridiculous Parody) (May 12) "NOTE: I LOVE ADELE, SHE IS A BRILLIANT SINGER, BEAUTIFUL & TALENTED, THEY LYRICS IN THIS SONG ARE ABOUT SHARRON BARRON (the character seen in this video) [cut off]" "My Adele parody... did I just piss off a lot of people? Again? LOL!" (Source)
  • My Confession (Not to be confused with two other videos he uploaded with the same title. This seemed to be a jump scare video.) (July 30) "I have to say this... it's so important to me." "Don't share this with your grandparents..." (Source)
  • My Birthday :) (November 8) "Tiffany Jo Allen sent me a gift :) Decided to open it on camera as I don't get a lot of gifts and it was really nice of her!" "MY BIRTHDAY!!! :)" (Source)

2013

UhOhBro

  • GAY TEST (original uncensored version) (February 22, 2013) "Did you pass the test?" (Source)

Onision Encore

  • Breaking the news (?) Greg announces Taylor's pregnancy. (Source)

Unknown Channel

  • SEXY GIFS (February 25) "Collection of awesome gifs :) Hope you enjoy!" (Source)
  • How To Eat A Banana (December 23) "For everyone who is dumber than a monkey, this is your one stop solution to figuring out how to eat a banana." (Source)

Unknown Year

Speaks

  • Friend or Food (≤ 2010) "You shouldn't mistake the two, ugly things happen when you do" (Source) Clip

2016

Date Title Channel Description Notes
November 16 Re: List of Onision Abuse Accusations Speaks There is a list out there of abuse accusations against me, all the ones in this video are coming from people I broke up with some time ago. The first ex says I was emotionally abusive, the second ex says I was emotionally & physically abusive, and the third ex seems to imply I'm also physically aggressive... yikes. So... what could be my response to three different people I broke up with claiming only after I broke up with them that I've secretly been horrible this whole time? Let's go through this list... which I skimmed, but I'm pretty sure I covered the important stuff. Re-Upload
December 6 Song For My Ex Friend Main I made this song for my ex friend after he uploaded a video attacking me/my family & I felt it deserved a response... after our friendship I'm out thousands of dollars. He however got tons of free food, free shelter, thousands upon thousands of subscribers etc etc... it was a very one-sided friendship & I've ended our friendship multiple times because of this. Long story short, the guy is a freeloader, so I think I earned my right to rant about being used for years. Re-Upload

Unknown Channel

  • Bitter Divorce (Late 2010 - Early 2011) Re-Upload
  • Onision's Divorce Was A Mistake? (Late 2010 - Early 2011) (Source)
  • Greg & Skye Divorced (Late 2010 - Early 2011) (Source)