Billie

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Greg and Billie in a 2016 video

Billie was Kai's (Greg's current spouse) girlfriend. After Greg cheated on Kai with Billie in 2016, he attempted to date Billie for a brief time before changing his mind and getting back together with Kai.

In the summer of 2016, Billie, Greg, and Kai began an on and off a poly relationship that ended January 2017.

**During the events in this article, Kai went by the nicknames "Lainey" or "Lain" and did not yet identify as a trans man. The writing in this article will reflect Kai's current name and pronouns, but images, quotes, and videos will not.

Early Relationship

Kai says he first noticed Billie on twitter when a photo of her was re-tweeted onto his timeline. Kai tweeted her asking her to be his girlfriend and to teach him how to do eyebrows. This was on August 19, 2015. (Source) Kai said he did not pursue a relationship until he saw Billie was single. He messaged her and asked if she was interested in girls and gave her her phone number. ($ource) It seems this happened in November 2015. (Source)

Billie was 18, Kai was 21, and Greg was 30 at this time.

Kai says Greg was the one that was pushing him to date Billie and that it was Greg's idea in the first place. (Source) Kai believed Greg did this because he would get something out of it. (Source)

Billie came to visit Kai and Greg in early December 2015. (Source) Greg says this was so Kai and Billie could get to know one another because they planned on dating. ($ource)

While Billie was over, Greg posted many statuses and images encouraging Billie and Kai's relationship. (Source) Greg started by posting an image of them kissing in the dark then continued encouraging them publicly, even calling them his OPT, or "one true pairing", a term usually used to describe a fan's favorite couple in a fictional story. (Source) Greg also made a sketch video titled "Onision's Wife Leaves Him (For A Woman)" where Billie and Kai intimately touched and talked about their lust for each other. The video ended with Kai and Billie making-out in-front of Greg acing horrified. ($ource) Greg also recorded some non-sketch videos with just Billie ($ource), something he would continue to do throughout their relationship.

Greg says during the visit, Kai became mad and even cried because Billie and Greg were spending a lot of the time together, rather than Billie concentrating on getting to know him. Kai felt that Billie might have been there for Greg and not really for him, but Billie denied this. Greg says he felt Kai was being unfair and encouraged him to give Billie another chance. Kai drove Billie to the airport when the trip was over. According to Greg, by the time they made it to the airport they were on good terms again. ($ource)

Kai says he was upset because Greg and Billie were flirting in-front of him, but they both denied it and told him he was being crazy. (Source)

Dating Kai

Kai and Billie kiss for Greg's video

Greg says 90% of his interactions with Billie were about how to make her relationship with Kai work and as time passed, he continued to encourage Kai to peruse Billie as a girlfriend. He says he even gave Billie money to buy a Christmas gift for Kai. Greg says eventually, Kai asked out Billie with a small letter and a CD of his favorite songs.

Greg says they got Billie another plane ticket to stay longer than last time. Greg says Kai was originally looking forward to it, until Billie missed the first flight. According to Greg, this confirmed Kai's suspicions that Billie was not interested in him. Kai told Greg he couldn't wait for Billie to leave before she even arrived. Despite this, Kai picked up Billie from the airport and they kissed. Greg says things seemed okay between them.

Greg said one night he, Kai, and Billie had a threesome, but Kai stopped it after getting to third base. The next day, Greg asked Kai if he could cuddle Billie over texts and Kai told him no. After Kai left the house, Greg cuddled Billie and gave her a body massage that included her chest and butt. Greg told Kai about this the next day and Kai broke up with him. Sometime during their separation, Greg signed an agreement to give Kai a monthly sum of money and exclusive custody of their son. He also arranged for someone to help Kai five days a week with household chores. ($ource)

Dating Greg

After Kai left the house, Greg asked out Billie. (Source) He says just a few hour after he and Kai were separated, he asked Billie to kiss him and she told him "it was not the right time". He says this was because he was emotionally vulnerable. ($ource) Greg also said he told Billie, "Well it looks like you’re a homewrecker now", but she gave no response. (Source)

Greg released parts of his text conversations with Billie in a speaks video. In the first set of texts, Greg asks Billie if she is 100% sure if she wants to come back and she said yes. This was when Greg planned to fly Billie back up to his home 2 weeks after he and Kai broke up. (Source) The next set of texts shows Greg warning Billie about the internet backlash she will receive because of what happened. He also tells her he did not mention her name in his "I Betrayed My Wife" video. She tells him she can handle it. The last set of texts start out as a casual conversation where Billie tells Greg to contact her whenever he's feeling down, but ends with Greg cutting off contact with her by telling her he does not deserve love because of what he did and he needs to be alone. (Source)

Billie's friend at the time, Social Repose, claims that Billie told him after Greg and Billie broke up, Greg followed her to the airport he told her he would leave everything behind to start a new life with her. ($ource) Greg denied this happened. (Source)

First Separation

Main article: Cuddle Gate

On January 24, 2016, Kai tweeted "This changes everything" "I'm convinced I may actually die from heartache" "never again will I let someone in". Greg tweeted, "my wife can be so loving & is so beautiful. I'm lucky to be in her life." (Source) These types of tweets were not abnormal for Kai and Greg at the time so followers did not realize something serious had occurred until more information was revealed within the following days.

On the 25th, Kai tweeted a poll for his followers to answer yes or no to: "Is it cheating if you cuddle with someone (the gender youre attracted to) after you partner tells you it's not ok?" Kai seemed to agree that this did count as cheating as he re-tweeted a fan that replied it is considered cheating. Kai clarified some information with following tweets, saying this person was definitely attracted to the person they cuddled and they knew how their partner felt because they told them explicitly it wasn't ok. Kai also said they were not the one that cuddled someone. (Source) The same day, Greg made a tweet saying Kai is strong, beautiful, and smart and he deserves the best. (Source)

The next day, Kai revealed Greg and Billie had cuddled and slept in bed together while Kai wasn't home. (Source) Kai announced on Twitter he and Greg are separated. Kai also revealed Greg was in love with Billie and was already together with her. (Source)

Billie refused to talk about the situation on twitter, only saying she was not dating Greg. (Source) Billie later took to YouNow and eventually began talking to viewers about what happened, but refused to give any details. She defended Kai and Greg and said she wants them to get back together. (Source)

Greg uploaded two "I Betrayed My Wife" videos to his Speaks channel going into detail about what happened between him, Billie, and Kai. He revealed he and Kai were going to counseling to work on their marriage. ($ource)

The three of them received individual backlash from viewers for the events that took place. Billie in particular was labeled a "homewrecker" and was shunned by Greg and Kai as well as a majority of their fans. It is worth noting Greg and Kai's audience were not very familiar with Billie at this point as she only appeared in a couple of video.

Greg released a prank "Re: Re: Re: I Betrayed My Wife" video to his comedy channel, pretending he and Kai broke up again. Billie thought it was real and sent Greg a text saying she caught feelings for him and and was ready for a relationship. Greg uploaded another fake "I Betrayed My Wife" to his comedy channel revealing the previous video was fake. He showed the text in his video and gave everyone that believed him the middle finger. (Source)

The "Ménage à Trois" aka The "Trinity"

Billie, Kai, and Greg in the background

In May 2016, Kai began expressing missing Billie on Twitter. (Source) Within the next two months, Kai slowly began talking more and more about Billie on Twitter and eventually posted a picture of him and Billie kissing for the Twitter hashtag "KeepKissing", a tag for LGBT couples to post kissing photos. (Source) By late June, Kai began tweeting about a girlfriend on Twitter and Billie would "like" his tweets. (Source)

Greg later revealed more details. He said Kai began communicating with Billie again, even though Greg had not spoken to Billie since the day he dropped her off at the airport. Greg says six months after their break-up, Kai wanted to take Billie back even though everyone around him, including Greg, told him this was a bad idea. (Source)

On June 29, 2016, Greg uploaded a picture of Kai to his Instagram where blue hair can be seen next to him. (Source) Many who suspected Billie was back were now convinced. The next day, Greg posted a seemingly random text rant in one of his videos where he explained he had multiple "amazing" threesomes with two "awesome" individuals and that the internet can try to shame them all they want. (Source) Greg began referring to their relationship as a ménage à trois in September and would continue until the rest of their relationship. (Source)

Billie visited Kai and Greg several times. This began a cycle where almost every time Billie would visit, Kai would break-up with her or get into a disagreement with her and sometimes Greg. Kai would vent on twitter about these fights, once even revealing Greg told him he did not want to be married to him anymore. (Source) Whenever this would happen, Greg and Billie would remain in contact over social media. If Billie was still at their house, Greg would sometimes take pictures with her and once recorded a video while Billie cuddled him (Source), which upset Kai. (Source) After Billie would leave their house and fly back home to the East Coast, everyone would be on good terms again and the cycle would begin again. Greg says he was the one that would always convince Kai to give Billie another chance. (Source)

Greg draws Billie, himself, and Kai.

After one of these break-ups, Greg made a video ...

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Brief Break-Up

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Other Break-Up

Greg, Kai, and Billie all officially separated on November 4, 2016.

Final Break-Up

Main Article: Basementgate

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Post Relationship

Since Billie's final video she has not spoken about Greg or Lainey publicly. After the trinity, she dated a Youtuber, Drew, who did reveal some information Billie told him privately about Greg and Kai which caused a brief online feud.

Soon after the relationship, Kai would be trolled a lot on stream by fake Billie accounts in the comments. The trolls would try to "trigger" Kai and get a reaction from them. Kai would occasionally talk about his relationship with Billie.

Greg talks often about his relationship with Billie in videos and in live streams. He will refer to her as "B" or his ex. As of 2018 he is still saying Billie's secret on stream and has the video up on his Encore channel where he talks about the secrets.